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Please, please tell me this is a kludged flamethrower made of plastic. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Excuse me sir, may I ax you about your table? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hey, it's making room for more buried treasure. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Nailed it.

I blame Ikea. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hacksaw hacks FTW! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I can't wait until adamantium becomes real so that I don't have to joke about that. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

And it always looks like he's making fun of my shortcomings. ~Not-So-Handy Andy