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Millions of hard to open peaches, peaches for me.

~NSHA

Don't you know what he's done to your family???

~NSHA

Metric water? Not in my country!

~NSHA

Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography.

~NSHA

I know I had to give up on my dream of fixing ATVs to become a lowly neurosurgeon, but that doesn't mean I can't force my son to lead the life that I wanted.

~NSHA

Your dad will swap your bed riser with his jack and make you work on the car. Good luck.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Oh, he still had a hinge. But it was ten feet away and the screwdriver was literally right there. ~NSHA

Celebrate our independence by putting the founding fathers to good use! ~NSHA

He'll always stay there, but he might take a bite or two out of your coat. ~NSHA

Please, please tell me this is a kludged flamethrower made of plastic. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy