tools

Also known as "Five Tools, One Pump."

Name them all, then go over to Sci-Fi and nerd out some more!

What? Why? Stop. Just... stop.

If they're going to base their agricultural tools off of American television shows, they should at least watch something other than The Flinstones.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

That awkward moment when his wife walks in and the cow leg is stuck halfway in the grinder.

~NSHA

I CAN Do It

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From the submitter

My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

Oh god! How did it turn out?! The text got cut off. Please, this story must have an ending.

My favorite chair to watch home improvement.

One is good, but two is always safer.