tools

When in doubt, stab at random until fixed.

~NSHA

Now you know why they call me Not-So-Handy Andy.

~NSHA

These new electric screwdrivers are now as convenient as I was hoping for.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

Jugs for catfish, check. Trolling motor made from DeWalt drill, weed whacker and leaf blower, check. Now wheres the lake again?

The hardware/automotive store confusion strikes again.

~NSHA

Context:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMxzU6hxrNAamp&;w="500"]

Prolific hacker Craig Smith digs up a toy from his childhood:

About 1983, when I was fifteen, I dropped my dad's red Bakelite soldering gun and broke the casing. Of course he was upset, so I did my best to "fix it." So I took my original Star Wars Han Solo pistol and gutted it to hold the soldering gun components. I even ran the lightbulb up into the scope on top. The button on the handle worked well for the trigger switch. Ten years later, when the old house was sold, the gun wound up in my belongings. To this day, when an underpowered iron just won't do, I pull out the "Han Solderer" and get the job done. Half of me likes the mod, the other half is ill over the fact that I gutted my vintage Star Wars toy. What's done is done.

Well maybe if I hold it like this....

~NSHA

Destroying government property has never been so practical!

~NSHA

If it fits, it works. (also known as 'Screw It')

~NSHA

Millions of hard to open peaches, peaches for me.

~NSHA

Don't you know what he's done to your family???

~NSHA