tifu
Guy thinks a random woman is pregnant.
So much ouch in one smoothie.
Tifu by showing my family a short video of me fingering my girlfriend.
Sounds like way, way, way too much.
That could've been a whole lot worse.
A beautiful petty revenge.
The lottery can really be a curse.
Oh boy, that's most unfortunate.
His life must've flashed before his eyes.
Oh man, that must've been quite the conversation.
So, bring back the all-day breakfast menu.
And thus a magical transformation was born.
Well, you live and you learn.
That could've gone a lot worse.
Better to learn late than never at all.
Oh, they really milked that whole outing for all that it was worth.
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