tech support

"Would you like to hear about our premium membership offering today?"

"Hello, yes, the cup holder on my PC is broken and I was wondering if..."

"BRAAAAAINS"

"Excuse me? I'm not stupid, I have brains! I just wanted to know..."

"BRRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSS"

"This is ridiculous. I refuse to be condescended to. I'm taking my consumer dollars to your competitors."

Click

Or an upfence battle for that matter.

"Yeah, I've been on the phone with this fing piece of s ass loser Mc**face for over an hour now!"