tech support

Everyone knows that the winky face emoticon is the universal sign for "she wants to punch my wee-wee."

I prefer herptiles to amphibians, myself.

I need a big nerd like you to help me out with a few things!

"Neighme, please?"

He should tell the guy to delete System32 to make his computer go faster.

Help while talking to Mr. Know it All

It's safe to say that most IT guys are power Googlers.

Rebooting is always your first step. ALWAYS. NO EXCEPTIONS.