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Al thes dumases tryna snd me msgs or w/e. LERN2EMAIL!!!

"... the recording said that 'this call may be monitored for quality or training purposes.' The guy FLIPPED out during the call, that s**t's totally going on Youtube!"

"No sir, go to the start menu. It's the little Windows icon in the bottom of the screen... no, sir, it keeps disappearing because you're double-clicking."

Everyone knows that the winky face emoticon is the universal sign for "she wants to punch my wee-wee."

I prefer herptiles to amphibians, myself.

I need a big nerd like you to help me out with a few things!

"Neighme, please?"

He should tell the guy to delete System32 to make his computer go faster.

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