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You'll want to hear when the guy whose interviewing you for your new job calls...

Is it magic if your audience doesn't even know you're doing it?

Thanks, HP. Good to know you're there for your customers.

"If I have to listen to smooth jazz while on hold for 45 minutes, I'm at least going to do something fun on my laptop while I wait!"

Al thes dumases tryna snd me msgs or w/e. LERN2EMAIL!!!

"... the recording said that 'this call may be monitored for quality or training purposes.' The guy FLIPPED out during the call, that s**t's totally going on Youtube!"

"No sir, go to the start menu. It's the little Windows icon in the bottom of the screen... no, sir, it keeps disappearing because you're double-clicking."