surprising

You never know when you'll be out busy wandering through the mess of life, when you hear a stranger say absolute hilarious nonsense. The surprising moment might be enough to make you smile, and kill ya with laughter. Enjoy the following bizarre and entertaining overheards from strangers that people caught wind of. 

These people are ready to confess about lying under oath now...

I STRIVE to be on Grandpa's level! He's the hero of spontaneity that we need and deserve! Wonder how Grandma felt about it though. 

You have no idea what kind of crazy past life your mom might've lived down. Behind that secretive smile could be a life lived beyond your wildest dreams. Mom might know more about your own madness than you ever dared consider. 

Buckle up for one WILD and dark ride. Our hearts go out to the people affected by this terrible crime. That being said, this story is all kinds of sketch. I guess you never know where your titty art might end up. 

These facts are just crazy enough to make you double take and question whether they could actually be grounded in truth. But the world is brimming with madness, and shit we just don't understand, and can't explain away. Consider the following list a solid collection that speaks to that. 

This guy's Twitter thread about an "invisible advantage" he encountered when trading clients with his female coworker. The ensuing tweets are bound to stir up a cocktail of fiery opinions on the matter. What do you think? 

You know things are getting far too real, when amidst your desperate dig to understand a misfired dad joke, you're digging up ancient WW2 artifacts. Yes, that is how far down this ridiculous tale descends. And it honestly sounds pretty amazing. You might call it a fail, but this could just as easily be painted as a win. Potentially fiery crisis averted! 

This woman's panicked story about showing up to a job interview after a rushed, productive morning is the stuff of nightmarish fever dreams. Seriously. Even then, it makes sense. We get caught up in the motions of our day, and sometimes through that movement we forget to look down and confirm that we are, in fact, carrying said motions out with pants on. I want to take a moment to commend her for returning the coat hanger too. That alone is a green flag for a company considering hiring her! 

When this stepdad heard loud noises coming from his stepson's bedroom some time around 4am, he pieced together that there was a special visitor around. Meanwhile, the kid's mom either actually had no idea, or put on the show that she didn't, that her son was hosting a one-night-stand. From there, the morning after followed. And we get to enjoy a very surprised stepdad Twitter document his running reactions to the unaware mom, and smoothly secretive stepson. 

These fans were able to meet their celebrities, and learn that just cause you're famous, that doesn't mean you can't be a nice person too! Sometimes we get so caught up in idolizing these worldwide celebrities, that we forget, they're just like us in a lot of ways. And hopefully one of those similarities is a kindness to respectful strangers. 

This rattled guy's story about the bathroom break from hell itself, is made worse by the ensuing dialogue about his bathroom exploits to the rest of his office. His boss sounds like quite the chatterbox. Seems like he learned two lessons: double check those toilets for giant spiders, and keep your private information to yourself, unless you want the rest of the office to know about it.