I STRIVE to be on Grandpa's level! He's the hero of spontaneity that we need and deserve! Wonder how Grandma felt about it though.
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These facts are just crazy enough to make you double take and question whether they could actually be grounded in truth. But the world is brimming with madness, and shit we just don't understand, and can't explain away. Consider the following list a solid collection that speaks to that.
This guy's Twitter thread about an "invisible advantage" he encountered when trading clients with his female coworker. The ensuing tweets are bound to stir up a cocktail of fiery opinions on the matter. What do you think?
This woman's panicked story about showing up to a job interview after a rushed, productive morning is the stuff of nightmarish fever dreams. Seriously. Even then, it makes sense. We get caught up in the motions of our day, and sometimes through that movement we forget to look down and confirm that we are, in fact, carrying said motions out with pants on. I want to take a moment to commend her for returning the coat hanger too. That alone is a green flag for a company considering hiring her!
When this stepdad heard loud noises coming from his stepson's bedroom some time around 4am, he pieced together that there was a special visitor around. Meanwhile, the kid's mom either actually had no idea, or put on the show that she didn't, that her son was hosting a one-night-stand. From there, the morning after followed. And we get to enjoy a very surprised stepdad Twitter document his running reactions to the unaware mom, and smoothly secretive stepson.
These fans were able to meet their celebrities, and learn that just cause you're famous, that doesn't mean you can't be a nice person too! Sometimes we get so caught up in idolizing these worldwide celebrities, that we forget, they're just like us in a lot of ways. And hopefully one of those similarities is a kindness to respectful strangers.
This rattled guy's story about the bathroom break from hell itself, is made worse by the ensuing dialogue about his bathroom exploits to the rest of his office. His boss sounds like quite the chatterbox. Seems like he learned two lessons: double check those toilets for giant spiders, and keep your private information to yourself, unless you want the rest of the office to know about it.
You know things are getting far too real, when amidst your desperate dig to understand a misfired dad joke, you're digging up ancient WW2 artifacts. Yes, that is how far down this ridiculous tale descends. And it honestly sounds pretty amazing. You might call it a fail, but this could just as easily be painted as a win. Potentially fiery crisis averted!
These people's stories are about to shatter what you might've thought you encountered as bizarre bedroom talk. You just never know what you're going to hear leave someone's mouth in the heat of passion. These absolutely exceeded any expectations we might've held.
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Experience the unexpected awesome in this video, of a man, cutting cheese, while "making chainsaw noises. The results are surprising, and totally awesome. At the very least, you can even enjoy a bit of cheese yourself, with the roar of a chainsaw, on the side.
This newfound Cat Father happened upon one unbelievable catsh*t crazy kind of situation, under his bed! Sometimes, you've gotta listen to those paternal instincts, and let it ride. In this case, he follows his instincts, and makes swift power moves, like cancelling his malt whiskey and comics order. Already sounds like he's acting on some love, and can you blame him? Kittens have an uncanny knack for breaking down the most hardened of emotional exteriors, with profound cuteness.
Sometimes you find yourself caught up in the middle of a moment that is edging toward dangerous catastrophe. Maybe your gut instinct kicks in, and adrenaline rushes through your veins, but deep down, you know it is time to get your butt out of wherever you're at! These panicked people found their nerves shot, and escape being the only thing in their minds.
There's a lot going on behind the closed doors of a kitchen, judge's office, IT company, etc, that would break down your preconceived notions of how people in a particular industry, operate. Jobs are just that, and the people that work them can be an absolute contradiction to what they perform, professionally, and what they are, on the inside. See for yourself!
