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stories of things people won't do again | Dragontre 26.3k points 3 days ago Living with couple. Roommates suck general but 3 times my life split an apartment with couple and awkward at best, and truly miserable they fought.

Things People Did and Said "Never Again"

Some stuff doesn't even deserve a first try.
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Stories of times parents obviously did their kid's school projects | Departure_Jaded 689 points 11 hours ago His dad accidentally wrote his own name on paper tortured kid week by calling him by his dad's name. Ah good times.

Times Students' Parents Obviously Did Their Work

Sometimes they failed, too
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quitting, frustrating and creepy quitting stories | cyainanotherlifebro 26.0k points 4 days ago edited 4 days ago S hired as temp, on day 91 told 2 they fact didn't have hire after 90 days and they were gonna keep on as temp clocked out lunch and never went back

People's "Screw This, I'm Out" Moments

When enough is enough.
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funny moments people realized they were old | jellybellymom More fell down at work and no one laughed. Instead three people came running over make sure ok.

The Moment People Realized They Were Old

It can strike at any time.
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Stories of stupid ways people got scars | Vnv_23 More have scar on my forearm weaponized paper airplane taped razor blades and launched with rubber band.

Dumb Ways People Got Scars

Are there any smart ways?
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Whole office pesters Karen for throwing away expensive cake | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/NFkappaBalpha 1 day ago need check all our food? Fine. oc L So this happened like 7 or 8 years ago jobbing at driving service while student driving service one people with disabilities could not drive ot walk on their own. Our main office building housing/working facility disabled people two companies (our drivers service and housing facility) were loosely connected as they were both financdd by same

Karen Throws Away Expensive Cake, Office Fights Back

Things didn't have to escalate so fast.
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Funny things people said under anesthesia | neeeeerrrrrddddd 6.9k points 7 hours ago most memorable funny one guy who sat bolt upright, mime rolling cigarette and tuck behind his ear "saving ron asked he doing. Anaesthesia can be wild trip kids will always scream they wake up

Things People Said Under Anesthesia

Oh, yes, totally sir.
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Stories of things people realized were illegal after doing them | TheHud 325 points 17 hours ago Not but my cousin (who is now his upper 20s) thought up until few years ago paper yard bags stacked outside hardware stores were free. He would routinely grab stack on way out his car

Things People Later Discovered Were Illegal

Woops.
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Stories of big mistakes people made at work | anexistentialpeanut 4.8k points 9 hours ago My first day working at coffe shop left my sharpie oven. Finally found while trying warm sandwich and had shut whole thing down be cleaned smelled like chemical weapon

Times People Really Screwed Up at Work

One misplaced item can turn into a whole lot of pain.
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funny things people said waking up from anesthesia | iletthe12dogsout 6.5k points 10 hours ago 2 3 got my wisdom teeth out nurse trying wake up and said okay s time open eyes. Can open eyes said Say pleee-eease She said please very nicely, and opened my mouth as wide as could

Wild Things People Said While Waking from Anesthesia

They got loopy.
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Students who broke rules in impressive ways teacher stories | mgraunk 3.1k points 3 hours ago My coworker and discovered one our students running an underground crime syndicate selling individual Icebreaker mints 50 cents pop agreed not punish him or inform administration, but did confront him privately and told him he needed stop before got him trouble. He had about half dozen employees and selling at every grade level by time put an end Kid C student at best, but he's definitely going places.

Teachers' "That's Amazing But Please Stop" Stories

"Great job, but don't."
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weird and dumb things people got offended by | SnooPaintings2137 52.8k points 2 days ago 5 3 22 More One time someone got offended put on my seatbelt, thought commenting on her ability drive.

Absurd Things People Got Offended By

If you're offended by seatbelts, then strap yourself in because..oh right, nevermind.
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Weird and funny things people said in their sleep | burgervann 31.1k points 3 days ago O 2 8 2 13 More my boyfriend once blurted out putting BREAD my ears his sleep, mumbled something unintelligible and then followed up with "and becoming SANDWICH still makes laugh whenever remember

Alarming and Humorous Junk said by Sleep Talkers

Results may vary.
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Scary diving stories | Specialist_Celery 36.2k points 13 hours ago E 8 4 6 22 More Diving day before hurricane on small south pacific island. Out nowhere black and white sea snake (venomous) wrapped itself around my arm. Apparently this happens time time before major storms- they can sense and look things are heading towards shore so they don't have put so much effort get out sea. As soon as shallows uncurled and headed up beach where hid under breadfruit tree thought going get bitten death by

Scary Things that Happened to Divers

Diving can get serious fast.
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Small injustices that people are still mad about | forgetful-giraffe 21.0k points 1 day ago edited 16 hours ago at house party college and had take off our shoes. Some bitch walked home my leather knee high boots and never gotten over .

Petty Injustices that People are Still Salty About

There are some relatively minor instances that we never forget.
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WTF things said by teachers | mylifeasblue 16.5k points 4 days ago She read out my name and looks at and says parents named this?

Wild and Awkward Junk said by Teachers

Some teachers were... interesting.
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