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Funny things people said under anesthesia | neeeeerrrrrddddd 6.9k points 7 hours ago most memorable funny one guy who sat bolt upright, mime rolling cigarette and tuck behind his ear "saving ron asked he doing. Anaesthesia can be wild trip kids will always scream they wake up

Things People Said Under Anesthesia

Oh, yes, totally sir.
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Stories of things people realized were illegal after doing them | TheHud 325 points 17 hours ago Not but my cousin (who is now his upper 20s) thought up until few years ago paper yard bags stacked outside hardware stores were free. He would routinely grab stack on way out his car

Things People Later Discovered Were Illegal

Woops.
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Stories of big mistakes people made at work | anexistentialpeanut 4.8k points 9 hours ago My first day working at coffe shop left my sharpie oven. Finally found while trying warm sandwich and had shut whole thing down be cleaned smelled like chemical weapon

Times People Really Screwed Up at Work

One misplaced item can turn into a whole lot of pain.
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funny things people said waking up from anesthesia | iletthe12dogsout 6.5k points 10 hours ago 2 3 got my wisdom teeth out nurse trying wake up and said okay s time open eyes. Can open eyes said Say pleee-eease She said please very nicely, and opened my mouth as wide as could

Wild Things People Said While Waking from Anesthesia

They got loopy.
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Students who broke rules in impressive ways teacher stories | mgraunk 3.1k points 3 hours ago My coworker and discovered one our students running an underground crime syndicate selling individual Icebreaker mints 50 cents pop agreed not punish him or inform administration, but did confront him privately and told him he needed stop before got him trouble. He had about half dozen employees and selling at every grade level by time put an end Kid C student at best, but he's definitely going places.

Teachers' "That's Amazing But Please Stop" Stories

"Great job, but don't."
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weird and dumb things people got offended by | SnooPaintings2137 52.8k points 2 days ago 5 3 22 More One time someone got offended put on my seatbelt, thought commenting on her ability drive.

Absurd Things People Got Offended By

If you're offended by seatbelts, then strap yourself in because..oh right, nevermind.
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Weird and funny things people said in their sleep | burgervann 31.1k points 3 days ago O 2 8 2 13 More my boyfriend once blurted out putting BREAD my ears his sleep, mumbled something unintelligible and then followed up with "and becoming SANDWICH still makes laugh whenever remember

Alarming and Humorous Junk said by Sleep Talkers

Results may vary.
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Scary diving stories | Specialist_Celery 36.2k points 13 hours ago E 8 4 6 22 More Diving day before hurricane on small south pacific island. Out nowhere black and white sea snake (venomous) wrapped itself around my arm. Apparently this happens time time before major storms- they can sense and look things are heading towards shore so they don't have put so much effort get out sea. As soon as shallows uncurled and headed up beach where hid under breadfruit tree thought going get bitten death by

Scary Things that Happened to Divers

Diving can get serious fast.
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Small injustices that people are still mad about | forgetful-giraffe 21.0k points 1 day ago edited 16 hours ago at house party college and had take off our shoes. Some bitch walked home my leather knee high boots and never gotten over .

Petty Injustices that People are Still Salty About

There are some relatively minor instances that we never forget.
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WTF things said by teachers | mylifeasblue 16.5k points 4 days ago She read out my name and looks at and says parents named this?

Wild and Awkward Junk said by Teachers

Some teachers were... interesting.
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Cringeworthy stories of times it was clear a girl wasn't interested | docju 44.0k points 1 day ago 2 (F2 e 5 More Asked girl if she wanted grab lunch together some time. She said she busy day which interesting as never specified day.

Awkward Ways Dudes Realized Girls Weren't Interested

Well, that's hard to forget.
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Weird ways people met their future spouse | hey_sjay 18.6k points 14 hours ago Right after our first kiss he said not looking get married Neither am replied. So anyway married now.

Weird Ways People Met Their Future Spouse

It could happen any which way.
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awkwar stories and funny moments tweets | Calen @calen I am at food truck and this guy walks up and says have my usual and guy working says don't know who hell are.

Awkward Moments Caught on Tweet

Sometimes you say something that makes you want to dig a hole and stand in it forever.
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Askreddit of people's most eccentric bosses | BigShoots 34.5k points 14 hours ago had an anonymous feedback program at work, and our boss livid with results, particularly with several comments he frequently lost his temper meetings and would yell at us more he talked about incorrect and unfair and hurtful these comments were redder and angrier he got, until he finally pounded table and shouted DO NOT! SCREAM MEETINGS! OKAY?"

People's Most Eccentric and Oblivious Bosses

There are real-life Michael Scotts.
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Stupid and weird things kids did | My 7 year old son's brilliant way never lose only key he has this lock

Proof that Kids are Dumb as Rocks

Brilliant.
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Scary things that happened to people when home alone | Bobbiejo29 14.9k points 16 hours ago edited 9 hours ago like 14 home alone one night around 10pm stood my kitchen making some cereal s dark outside and then all sudden loudest sound. Some drunk woman literally launched hammer through my kitchen window so loud and glass everywhere followed her down street whilst calling police. Pretty strange.

Freaky Things That Happened to People Home Alone

The worst way to get a free hammer.
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