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"I told you so" moments of people being right

People's Most Triumphant "I Told You So" Moments

things regular people heard rich people say and do

Things Regular People Overheard Rich People Say

funny and random tumblr gems

Tumblr Gems To Lighten The Burden of Boredom

funny stories of loopholes | wivernryder auxiliary water pump on my car broke plastic rotted and cracked so spewing coolant everywhere) and mechanic wanted pay $300 150 part went an auto store and bought part just under $150 and gonna have chanic install until called them back and they said they don't install customer parts. So figured if they won't install customer parts, they'll at least fix existing problems with vehicle. So, naturally poorly installed new part myself, then took mechanic

A Few Great, Stupid Loopholes That Worked

stories of brutal ways parents tried teaching kids

Extreme Examples of "Sink-or-Swim" Parenting

funny April fools pranks people did

Spicy April Fools Pranks People Planned

strange and untrue things kids were told in sex ed

Weird and Wild Junk People Were Told In Sex Ed

lady buys wired mouse and gets angry at tech support when it isn't wireless

Lady Buys Wired Mouse, Is Angry It Isn't Wireless

Times wedding industry professionals could tell the marriage was not going to last.

Times Wedding Industry Workers Knew It Wasn't Gonna Work Out

dumb ways people got scars

Dumb Ways People Ended Up With A Scar

Tweets about kids saying very creepy things | elizabeth bruenig O @ebruenig am tucking my 4.5 y/o alright angel, sleep good, jane: did know our house there's secret door no jane can only see at night dark nope. not interested jane: and has big big big room inside am begging stop, | My daughter had an imaginary friend named Rusty. She stopped mentioning him and after while asked had become him? She told us she had rolled him up rug and shoved him down heaven hole. She pretty nonchalant about Neve

Twitter Thread: The Wildly Creepy Junk Kids Say

stories of memorable interactions with total strangers | ThadisJones 22 hours ago 3 3 3 3 foreign exchange student and his parents who walked past my park bench on campus and dropped his passport chased after them return and his mom started screaming at broken English like "Why have his papers? Why steal his papers while kid and his father looked like they were going die embarrassment.

Total Strangers People Will Never Forget

funny tweets and jokes from tumblr and twitter | utopians Follow Throwback 2016 told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting dirt and had specify meant planet earth nature documentary not celestial body

Tumblr Gems and Funny Tweets to Haughtily Guffaw At

people who regretted treating themselves | mozgw4 2 days ago 2 3 3 3 Thought never been on cruise want go on cruise now So booked 2 week Caribbean cruise suite, with wife. Who, on arrival, decided she didn't like anymore and spent 2 weeks avoiding so spent 2 weeks on my own on this bloody ship divorced now.

People Who Tried To Treat Themselves and Failed

photos, tweets and stories of kids being strange and dumb people | turing-tested one my cherished childhood memories is eating ungodly amounts pine needles before gym class make myself sick so didnt have particpate, like didnt even occur just pretend be sick just went 'yes. eating pine needles is only option' turing-tested my second favorite thing about this is literally no one stopped everyone could see picking off pine needles and eating them like delicate snacks and then getting sick but

Clear Signs That Kids Are Weird and Stupid

funny Scottish twitter tweets | moth dad @innesmck fuckk whatever shite currency yous have got, new scottish notes have OTTERS on them Ten Pounds Royal Bank Srotland 10 Stering | Philip Larkin @philiplarkin Just spotted cat on someone's porch, miaowing be let Without thinking walked up door, rang bell, nodded cat and left only rounded corner realised done as heard owner shouting F K SARAH CAT JUST RANG DOORBELL

Funny, Sparkling Gems from Scottish Twitter

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Landlord's son tries to maximize his inheritance, tenant ensures he gets nothing by removing their modifications: 'The house sold for $550,000. In exchange for not pressing fraud charges against him, his three siblings split the proceeds, he got nothing'

Landlord's son tries to maximize his inheritance, tenant ensures he gets nothing by removing their modifications: 'The house sold for $550,000. In exchange for not pressing fraud charges against him, his three siblings split the proceeds, he got nothing'

Boss deducts employee's pay for officially clocking in late despite starting work early, employee maliciously complies: 'Never talk to me before I clock in'

Boss deducts employee's pay for officially clocking in late despite starting work early, employee maliciously complies: 'Never talk to me before I clock in'

'I got fired from a job I don't work': Manager fires guy from a job that isn't his after he doesn't listen to her because he doesn't work there

'I got fired from a job I don't work': Manager fires guy from a job that isn't his after he doesn't listen to her because he doesn't work there

Entitled 50-year-old mother crashes daughter's weekend getaway, tries to take over Airbnb: 'Do some people just hit 50 and think the world owes them free vacations?'

Entitled 50-year-old mother crashes daughter's weekend getaway, tries to take over Airbnb: 'Do some people just hit 50 and think the world owes them free vacations?'

Coworker tries to sabotage hardworking employee, they get revenge by simply doing their job: ‘[Now] she's getting a lot of heat from upper management to perform better’

Coworker tries to sabotage hardworking employee, they get revenge by simply doing their job: ‘[Now] she's getting a lot of heat from upper management to perform better’

Chef makes an effort to bake cakes for coworkers' birthdays, only to have none of them do anything for her birthday, she refuses to keep the tradition: ‘It's not worth the effort’

Chef makes an effort to bake cakes for coworkers' birthdays, only to have none of them do anything for her birthday, she refuses to keep the tradition: ‘It's not worth the effort’