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lady buys wired mouse and gets angry at tech support when it isn't wireless

Lady Buys Wired Mouse, Is Angry It Isn't Wireless

Times wedding industry professionals could tell the marriage was not going to last.

Times Wedding Industry Workers Knew It Wasn't Gonna Work Out

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dumb ways people got scars

Dumb Ways People Ended Up With A Scar

Tweets about kids saying very creepy things | elizabeth bruenig O @ebruenig am tucking my 4.5 y/o alright angel, sleep good, jane: did know our house there's secret door no jane can only see at night dark nope. not interested jane: and has big big big room inside am begging stop, | My daughter had an imaginary friend named Rusty. She stopped mentioning him and after while asked had become him? She told us she had rolled him up rug and shoved him down heaven hole. She pretty nonchalant about Neve

Twitter Thread: The Wildly Creepy Junk Kids Say

stories of memorable interactions with total strangers | ThadisJones 22 hours ago 3 3 3 3 foreign exchange student and his parents who walked past my park bench on campus and dropped his passport chased after them return and his mom started screaming at broken English like "Why have his papers? Why steal his papers while kid and his father looked like they were going die embarrassment.

Total Strangers People Will Never Forget

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funny tweets and jokes from tumblr and twitter | utopians Follow Throwback 2016 told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting dirt and had specify meant planet earth nature documentary not celestial body

Tumblr Gems and Funny Tweets to Haughtily Guffaw At

people who regretted treating themselves | mozgw4 2 days ago 2 3 3 3 Thought never been on cruise want go on cruise now So booked 2 week Caribbean cruise suite, with wife. Who, on arrival, decided she didn't like anymore and spent 2 weeks avoiding so spent 2 weeks on my own on this bloody ship divorced now.

People Who Tried To Treat Themselves and Failed

photos, tweets and stories of kids being strange and dumb people | turing-tested one my cherished childhood memories is eating ungodly amounts pine needles before gym class make myself sick so didnt have particpate, like didnt even occur just pretend be sick just went 'yes. eating pine needles is only option' turing-tested my second favorite thing about this is literally no one stopped everyone could see picking off pine needles and eating them like delicate snacks and then getting sick but

Clear Signs That Kids Are Weird and Stupid

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funny Scottish twitter tweets | moth dad @innesmck fuckk whatever shite currency yous have got, new scottish notes have OTTERS on them Ten Pounds Royal Bank Srotland 10 Stering | Philip Larkin @philiplarkin Just spotted cat on someone's porch, miaowing be let Without thinking walked up door, rang bell, nodded cat and left only rounded corner realised done as heard owner shouting F K SARAH CAT JUST RANG DOORBELL

Funny, Sparkling Gems from Scottish Twitter

Things people did to get the fired on the first day | reddit posted by BADMANvegeta_ Guy lied about knowing drive forklift. Drove into support beam photo of man driving in a warehouse dressed in a safety jacket

What New Hires Did to Get Fired on the First Day

Stories and pictures of kids being strange and dumb | STAND UP BELIEVE i heart TRAINS child holding up a sign at a protest rally. Airdrie warns public brazen coyote after 6-year-old attacked at light festival Child is safe but disappointed he didn't turn into werewolf, mom says Sarah Rieger CBC News Posted: Dec 18, 2018 5:45 PM MT Last Updated: 3 hours ago

Moments that Prove Kids are Bizarre and Stupid

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Ways students rebelled at school | posted by Acceptable-Living Last year our school fetched ban on backpacks and bags general since they were apparently safety hazard" two days later some guy my yeargroup comes carrying his books and pencil case microwave. Dude made national news

Ways People Rebelled Against Unfair School Rules

Strange and unlikely moments that felt like a glitch | posted by Stockero1 walking my dog and almost driveway looked down some reason and looked back up and ended up being back at road about 6 blocks away where thought so confused but my dog looked completely fine.

Real-Life Glitches People Experienced

weird things people saw in other people's homes | minervasbiscuittin 16.7k points 12 hours ago O 2 e 3 6 edited 3 hours ago Back my teenage babysitting days regularly watched three kids whose parents kept one those ENORMOUS packages hot dogs out on kitchen counter. Everyone household would just wander by and grab room-temperature hot dog as snack whenever they felt like babysat them 2-3 times per week over year and never not saw those hot dogs wonder about them all time.

Weird Stuff People Saw In People's Houses

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Dumb and funny questions people were asked | posted by moe_skweeto trying move one those big, multi purpose weight machines, and they noticed it's set its heaviest setting Why don't set its lightest setting so it'll be lighter

Dumb Questions People Were Asked

Times people realized their boss was stupid | Peregrine2976 Dropped ton cash renting art museum's art bank our (decrepit Chinatown) office. Then didn't have money pay salaries

When People Realized Their Boss Was Dumb

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Employee gives two weeks' notice while traveling for work, employer cancels their flight home: 'I have worked for this company for 3 years...'

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'I just stood there in shock': Cashier saved by a random act of kindness from a customer, renewing their faith in humanity and the holiday season

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Update: 'They didn't notice my phone was recording': Parents discover their 18-year-old posted social media videos about them, family stages an intervention

Update: 'They didn't notice my phone was recording': Parents discover their 18-year-old posted social media videos about them, family stages an intervention

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Adult son refuses to attend parent's 1 PM Christmas "dinner" because he'd have to get up at 7AM to prepare the turkey: 'For context, I buy the Turkey at £130'

Employee exposes coworker in mass email for stealing credit on staff gift to management: 'Perhaps you can edit the card'

Employee exposes coworker in mass email for stealing credit on staff gift to management: 'Perhaps you can edit the card'

Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.'

Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.'

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