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People tell stories of times their laziness made them work more efficiently | post by SirSithsalot remember having peel 20kg charred eggplant at restaurant worked asked chef if there an easier way do His reply yep, get someone else do

People Who Worked Smarter, Not Harder

Weird things children asked mall and store Santas to get them for Christmas | After waiting two hours line my daughter asked Santa hot dog.

Weird Things Kids Asked Mall Santas for Christmas

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funny memes and stories of kids being stupid and weird | Told Abby this is where she can put her letters Santa. So she gathered her toy letters and put them Santa. fetters SANTA felld SA | Robert McNees @mcnees Recently told 8yo she should always replace toilet paper runs out. Just found this bathroom. 3:18 PM 11/29/20 Twitter iPhone 74 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 979 Likes

Evidence that Kids Are Weird and Stupid People

stories of times people barely dodged a bad situation | Freshman year college had calc class material had learned before, but various reasons they didn't give transfer credit. So skipped class quite frequently. Though usually slept one morning find myself awake at 8:30 and not really feeling like sleep. Might as well check on class and see 's going on midterm exam.

The Biggest Bullets People Dodged

Stories of people cheating on tests and getting away with it. | Bill_r_i 183 points 4 days ago Everytime had write book report high school wrote on same book never fully read. Used book at least 4 times

Times People Cheated and Got Away With It

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times people made up cringeworthy lies | An impatient lady behind at Chick-Fil- very rudely and assertively insulted staff and cashiers on slow taking her order be brought out believe her words were "Seriously, l've been waiting five minutes my order, and all ordered chicken sandwich So and my very large mouth decided respond this lady. With quite clarity and purpose turned around and said 16 Children Die Every 30 seconds starvation around world. So Mam believe can survive waiting couple minute

Cringeworthy Times People Made Up Ridiculous Lies

weird stories and creepy moments | violentorifice Standing outside convenient store saw two different cars park (about minute or so apart) and go store obvious two didn't know each other atleast seemed After shopping, they each left other's car still can't explain today without going down CIA conspiracy route

Strange And Unexplainable Things People Saw

funny pictures and stories of kids being stupid and strange | Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey 6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes s not same kid, honey. Audrey long pause Maybe | pineapplefiendwillriseagain: This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as smoke detector Halloween None us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors 's all he's asked way presents these past

Moments that Confirm That Kids Are Weird and Dumb

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dumb moments in history | Nfield87 23.1k points 12 hours ago 3 9 3 3 During Spanish American War Spanish governor Guam wasn't told about war US warship showed up he happy see them, cause he thought they where just visiting. Boy he wrong.

Moments In History That Are Too Dumb To Seem Real

Tumblr stories of places and things being gothic | themmfatale 2020 gothic join zoom call. everyone's mic is muted, but no one is talking anyway stare at squares with faces them. which is face can't be sure news is full numbers try learn they mean, but articles are full jargon fields have no experience and swear numbers change blink wake up sleep wake up sleep many days have no idea go walk shadow follows down street, moving move, stopping stop. always recommended six feet away every day get

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Stories of people who were annoying and impossible to help | FireandIceT 28.5k points 21 hours ago E 2 3 e 3 2 More Had newish neighbor ask if he could borrow our lawn mower sure. Well more or less every week he would come and get out our garage, use cut his grass, put away without cleaning or adding gas fall mentioned good time get deals on new mower. He never talked us again

"That's It, I'm Never Helping Anyone Again" Moments People Had

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game show winners stories about winning prizes | Fluxmuster won showcase on price is right 2 3 3 spring break episode so only college students my senior year college. Winning new car and bunch other stuff made last semester college awesome s s been 9.5 years and still drive car. So guess 's changed my life never had car payments.

Winning Game Show Contestants Share What That's Like

funny and weird substitute teacher stories | DrivingSharkBait 1.5k points 14 hours ago Back teacher had sub decide my plans weren't good enough her and went rogue. She decided show my students videos animals giving birth on YouTube taught English

Wild Junk Substitute Teachers Did

Horrible stories of homeowners association | jay_mee_d 24.9k points 17 hours ago 2 S being charged $400 because violation bush overhanging my walkway don't have walkway. Or bush picture isn't even my house. They won't back down.

People Who Had to Deal with a Nightmare HOA

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Times people did something that made them realize they were the jerk | Gokanoza middle school saw kid walking around with fanny pack, so snickered and said Nice fanny pack He said s my insulin. Just got diagnosed with diabetes.

Times People Realized They Were The Jerk

funny unique family sayings | slothbarns7 More Growing up with an Asian mom working on perfecting her English, she would often say "Aw is suck" instead know sucks Didn't take long us catch on and correct her but so funny just kinda stuck so something is shitty now instinctively say my head "well is suck"

Sayings People Realized Were Unique to Their Families

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