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funny and random tumblr gems

Tumblr Gems To Lighten The Burden of Boredom

Peel those peepers for jaunty gems.

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funny stories of loopholes | wivernryder auxiliary water pump on my car broke plastic rotted and cracked so spewing coolant everywhere) and mechanic wanted pay $300 150 part went an auto store and bought part just under $150 and gonna have chanic install until called them back and they said they don't install customer parts. So figured if they won't install customer parts, they'll at least fix existing problems with vehicle. So, naturally poorly installed new part myself, then took mechanic

A Few Great, Stupid Loopholes That Worked

Can't complain if it worked.

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stories of brutal ways parents tried teaching kids

Extreme Examples of "Sink-or-Swim" Parenting

Brutal.

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funny April fools pranks people did

Spicy April Fools Pranks People Planned

Good luck to everyone.

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strange and untrue things kids were told in sex ed

Weird and Wild Junk People Were Told In Sex Ed

Where's the "ed" part?

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lady buys wired mouse and gets angry at tech support when it isn't wireless

Lady Buys Wired Mouse, Is Angry It Isn't Wireless

It takes all kinds.

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Times wedding industry professionals could tell the marriage was not going to last.

Times Wedding Industry Workers Knew It Wasn't Gonna Work Out

There are signs.

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dumb ways people got scars

Dumb Ways People Ended Up With A Scar

It happens to the best of us.

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Tweets about kids saying very creepy things | elizabeth bruenig O @ebruenig am tucking my 4.5 y/o alright angel, sleep good, jane: did know our house there's secret door no jane can only see at night dark nope. not interested jane: and has big big big room inside am begging stop, | My daughter had an imaginary friend named Rusty. She stopped mentioning him and after while asked had become him? She told us she had rolled him up rug and shoved him down heaven hole. She pretty nonchalant about Neve

Twitter Thread: The Wildly Creepy Junk Kids Say

Well, uh, goodnight then.

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stories of memorable interactions with total strangers | ThadisJones 22 hours ago 3 3 3 3 foreign exchange student and his parents who walked past my park bench on campus and dropped his passport chased after them return and his mom started screaming at broken English like "Why have his papers? Why steal his papers while kid and his father looked like they were going die embarrassment.

Total Strangers People Will Never Forget

Some wholesome, some just memorable.

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funny tweets and jokes from tumblr and twitter | utopians Follow Throwback 2016 told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting dirt and had specify meant planet earth nature documentary not celestial body

Tumblr Gems and Funny Tweets to Haughtily Guffaw At

The words go in the eye holes.

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people who regretted treating themselves | mozgw4 2 days ago 2 3 3 3 Thought never been on cruise want go on cruise now So booked 2 week Caribbean cruise suite, with wife. Who, on arrival, decided she didn't like anymore and spent 2 weeks avoiding so spent 2 weeks on my own on this bloody ship divorced now.

People Who Tried To Treat Themselves and Failed

It's not so simple.

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photos, tweets and stories of kids being strange and dumb people | turing-tested one my cherished childhood memories is eating ungodly amounts pine needles before gym class make myself sick so didnt have particpate, like didnt even occur just pretend be sick just went 'yes. eating pine needles is only option' turing-tested my second favorite thing about this is literally no one stopped everyone could see picking off pine needles and eating them like delicate snacks and then getting sick but

Clear Signs That Kids Are Weird and Stupid

What a dysfunctional group of people.

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funny Scottish twitter tweets | moth dad @innesmck fuckk whatever shite currency yous have got, new scottish notes have OTTERS on them Ten Pounds Royal Bank Srotland 10 Stering | Philip Larkin @philiplarkin Just spotted cat on someone's porch, miaowing be let Without thinking walked up door, rang bell, nodded cat and left only rounded corner realised done as heard owner shouting F K SARAH CAT JUST RANG DOORBELL

Funny, Sparkling Gems from Scottish Twitter

Always speak from the heart.

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Things people did to get the fired on the first day | reddit posted by BADMANvegeta_ Guy lied about knowing drive forklift. Drove into support beam photo of man driving in a warehouse dressed in a safety jacket

What New Hires Did to Get Fired on the First Day

Here's a list of things to not do at your job.

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Stories and pictures of kids being strange and dumb | STAND UP BELIEVE i heart TRAINS child holding up a sign at a protest rally. Airdrie warns public brazen coyote after 6-year-old attacked at light festival Child is safe but disappointed he didn't turn into werewolf, mom says Sarah Rieger CBC News Posted: Dec 18, 2018 5:45 PM MT Last Updated: 3 hours ago

Moments that Prove Kids are Bizarre and Stupid

They're not the smartest or most normal people out there.

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