Is this the most Florida thing to ever happen to a sporting event over there or what? All we needed to better the crude situation was a crocodile or two waddling across the court. 

I ain't a scientist but something's not adding up here. 

Brace yourself dudes cause this little TIFU tale is straight rancid, shit-coated, stomach-turning, painful-kind-of-cringe ugly. The guy (thankfully) didn't get too detailed, but even then the mere thought of this going down mid-scrimmage is, well, in every sense of the word, unreal.