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Hopefully this translator went on to take a shot at ASMR videos. Also, imagine what it's like when this dude speaks French. 

Never forget the time that this NFL analyst proceeded to have a breakdown after being asked a question off the script. 

Dane Jackson takes kayaking to the kind of extremes we never thought possible. The secondhand adrenaline surge is real with this superhuman feat. 

"Nobody thought he could make it in the NBA, until they saw his sweet moves" - Air Bud Fifteen: Not even a dog anymore.

The sheer level of confidence that it takes to pull that move off is next level. Plus the commentary on this is gold. 

Here's Scottish sports broadcaster Andrew Cotter using his golf voice to describe his dogs on a walk, in an apparent competition to see who can disgrace themselves more.

Dude probably wrote Simpsons episodes too. We know how strangely accurate that show has been for predicting the future.

High level badminton is an adrenaline-charged experience for the players, and the viewers. Seriously, the noises coming off those rackets, as well as the spontaneous eruptions of dudes screaming, makes for quite the spectacle. 

When the Carolina Hurricanes found that they were in need of an emergency goalie, the 42-year-old Zamboni driver David Ayres stepped in to make 8 saves and help the team beat the Maple Leafs.

He certainly has a chance to redo that hot take, and absolutely misses the pass. So, we have a wonderful fumble on live TV that is entertaining to this day. Who knows why he decided to stick with his super bowl pick of the Patriots, when they weren't in the game to begin with. 

When his partner Greg Harlow mentioned the prospects of this shot at the World Indoor Bowls Championships, the crowd laughed at the unlikelihood of turning it around. What followed was Nick Brett rolling in a perfectly aimed shot that is so satisfying that you want to watch it twice.

This is Wally Backman, from the documentary "Playing for Peanuts." After his player is ejected, Wally comes out to demand a reason. In the end he threw 22 bats and a bucket of balls onto the field.

Here are some hockey players giving themselves a quick blast of ammonia to shock their systems into game mode. Seems like everyone has a different smelling strategy, as well as their face they make. To be honest it's like watching addicts.