In an especially immersive drawing session, ESPN college basketball analyst, Jay Williams accidentally drew a couple stick figures seemingly having sex with each other. He goes on to claim said NSFW drawing is the Duke Blue Devils. Bruh. Your Pictionary game is weaak.
You've got to hand it to our shrieking, pussy fart of a rat bastard in the red polo tee here for shamelessly tapping out of a fight by quite literally submitting himself in the fetile position. It's so pathetic I'm almost, almost impressed.
These Minnesota hockey bros really let themselves go. What are we dealing with here? Did the coaches find these guys huddled around out back of the arena passing around a pipe of crystal, while chugging glue like it's gatorade? All jokes and jabs aside, I'll be the first to concede that many of these dudes are rocking biblical proportions of flow, so that's gotta count for something.
Don't tell British runner Laura Muir not to take a victory lap, got it?
Over the weekend, Muir won the gold medal at the European Indoor Athletics Championships. But because the schedule for the events were so tight, officials tried to keep her from her victory lap.
Then Muir realized she's a great runner.
You might assume that your butt has your back, but you know what they say happens when you assume: You make an "ass" out of "u" and "me."
Minnesota Wild goalie Darcy Kuemper learned this the hard way, when his butt stabbed him in the back and scored a goal on his own team.
Darcy Kuemper just had a blocker save go off the glass, hit him in the butt, and go in the net #ButtGoal pic.twitter.com/YTi3CV24Vq
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 1, 2017
I don't care where you're from, that's gotta hurt.
