MLB's Mildly Entertaining For Hot Second As Ball Gets 'Magically' Stuck To Catcher's Chest Protector
I ain't a scientist but something's not adding up here.
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Brace yourself dudes cause this little TIFU tale is straight rancid, shit-coated, stomach-turning, painful-kind-of-cringe ugly. The guy (thankfully) didn't get too detailed, but even then the mere thought of this going down mid-scrimmage is, well, in every sense of the word, unreal.
Via @ELMSPrincipalJP
Holy shitness, one of those miraculous moments you legit have to see to believe.
ESPN's Scott Van Pelt surpassed all natural conversational / interview boundaries when he cut right through the bullshit and fearlessly asked Tiger Woods about his receding hairline. Woods, seemingly caught completely off guard by the blindside; or just with zero fucks to give, proceeded to shit all over himself. On live TV...
March Madness is in full effect, and one little guy is really feeling it.
At the Northwestern-Gonzaga game yesterday, refs called a technical on Northwestern coach Chris Collins after he complained about a missed goal-tending call. Me talking about basketball is hard. Anyway, the refs messed up, a coach complained about it, and then he got in trouble too. That's the gist.
Whatever it was, this little kid is really bummed out about it.
Here's a good video of the missed call:
Via @RunTheBasesMLB
In an especially immersive drawing session, ESPN college basketball analyst, Jay Williams accidentally drew a couple stick figures seemingly having sex with each other. He goes on to claim said NSFW drawing is the Duke Blue Devils. Bruh. Your Pictionary game is weaak.
You've got to hand it to our shrieking, pussy fart of a rat bastard in the red polo tee here for shamelessly tapping out of a fight by quite literally submitting himself in the fetile position. It's so pathetic I'm almost, almost impressed.
These Minnesota hockey bros really let themselves go. What are we dealing with here? Did the coaches find these guys huddled around out back of the arena passing around a pipe of crystal, while chugging glue like it's gatorade? All jokes and jabs aside, I'll be the first to concede that many of these dudes are rocking biblical proportions of flow, so that's gotta count for something.
Via SportingMoments
Don't tell British runner Laura Muir not to take a victory lap, got it?
Over the weekend, Muir won the gold medal at the European Indoor Athletics Championships. But because the schedule for the events were so tight, officials tried to keep her from her victory lap.
Then Muir realized she's a great runner.
You might assume that your butt has your back, but you know what they say happens when you assume: You make an "ass" out of "u" and "me."
Minnesota Wild goalie Darcy Kuemper learned this the hard way, when his butt stabbed him in the back and scored a goal on his own team.
Darcy Kuemper just had a blocker save go off the glass, hit him in the butt, and go in the net #ButtGoal pic.twitter.com/YTi3CV24Vq
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 1, 2017
I don't care where you're from, that's gotta hurt.
Last night Floyd Mayweather tweet-sniped rumors down that him and McGregor were gearing up for a billion dollar super fight. If only he could've known he was setting the stage for getting himself trolled by McGregor and his pack of fanboys.
