We're not sure what compels someone to strap on some skates and bomb downhill in an all out slippery race to break their own tailbones, but it sure is thrilling to watch. Here's a compilation of falls, fails, and action from the scary-looking, action-packed sport of competitive downhill ice skating.
TOBIAS. Mate, what are you doing? This is way more entertaining than I expected, and that is a wonderful thing. Apparently this particular showing comes from A-League referee Jarred Gillett. He was mic'ed up for a match between Brisbane Roar and Western Sydney Wanderers.
This dad's idea to mic up his 4-year-old son at hockey practice was pure genius. Naturally, what ensues is a heartwarming assortment of quotes from kids being ridiculously adorable, and unintentionally hilarious.
If you thought Wendy's was the only company with a solid line on witty banter in the Twitter-verse, you thought wrong. Turns out Pizza Hut UK is packing a powerhouse punch of their own. Look no further than this brief, yet brutal exchange they had with Leeds United on Twitter, in regards to "delivery time."
To do this once is already full cringe, but twice....? Woof. The recovery from that would be excruciatingly difficult. Gotta have nerves of steel, and be a master of your mind.
What we have here, is a fine and mighty, ice-coated display of shredders getting shredded, by the unforgivable, raw power of Mother Nature. And ain't she one cold mistress sometimes. Respect to the folks in these moments of fail for pushing themselves through all manners of snowy madness.
The sumo wrestlingsquare-off between, Chiyonokuni and Takanoyama, showcases what's been suggested in the YouTube comments section as the most humiliating move...ever. And if it's humiliating, or even remotely close, we will gladly share that sh*t back to our audience at Fail Blog!
The truth is, no, you never needed this information. We're just glad that Shanna_Shi is weird enough to think of this, and has enough time to go through with pointing out all these similarities. Did these players steal their looks from Pokémon? No, who would ask that, it's ridiculous. If Major League Baseball and Pokémon have any one thing in common, it's probably that you've gotta catch 'em all.
Life is good when you can watch other people mess up. Whether it's getting hit in the face with a wild foot or falling into a mysterious hole, there's amusement to be found in the failures of others. If you don't find that these fails fill your fail-o-meter, you can find more right here.
