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A solid lesson in taking those seemingly irritating barks a bit more seriously. Hank was just trying to save the day! 

Yes, you read that one right. Justin Bieber wants to throw hands with Tom Cruise, maybe we live in a strange enough time where that request isn't mission impossible. The odds that Justin Bieber would get his sun-bleached, wiry ass beat are sky high. Twitter users are tearing into Bieber with their finest onslaught of roasts to honor his ridiculous request. 

Why'd this guy have to go and make us feel things. We're not crying, YOU'RE crying! 

When you tell me that a woman found a worm in her salad, and proceeded to issue a complaint on social media, I'd wager a hefty bet that things came undone from there. Well, that is not the case in this surprising customer service success story. Sainsbury's handled their worm incident with some serious grace. 

If you're in the mood for more tales from the customer service industry, check out this list of pizza delivery drivers' most messed up deliveries. 

He made a grave mistake!

When CNN reported on an insane high-rise swimming pool to be built on top of a skyscraper in London, Twitter users stepped forward to express some pressing questions and concerns. Can you blame them? Looks like that pool is a bit of a death trap. 

This one's for all the folks out there cruising through their Saturday, with phone in hand, and just trying to get lost in what the Internet can churn up. This has all the makings of a terribly entertaining tweet dump. 

If you remember a lot of the things off this list, you might be older than you thought. Gotta say it sounds like a nice era when you could get into all kinds of trouble and not have to worry about it being recorded, and going viral! 

We're not crying, YOU'RE crying! Why did this Twitter thread have to make us feel all the emotions today. It's too much.

Mr. Pakalu Papito is still doing his thing! Whoever runs this account never fails to drop tidbits of memey comedy gold. And I mean, can you really deny the fact that we live for two undeniable reasons: we were born, and we haven't died yet! 

Can you really blame the internet for breaking out in a heated debate over this very important matter. Specifically whether or not you're an all-American jerk to your neighbors for taking both armrests when you're rocking the middle seat on a plane. I mean, it is the middle seat. The worst seat, for sure. Where do you guys stand on the controversial issue. 

When these toddlers whipped up their recipes for their class cookbook, absolutely hilarious recipes ensued. We need more! It's just that simple. These are too good. 

This haunting sorority video went viral, and it's no wonder. Sh*t is straight up terrifying. Did they mean for things to be so spine-chillingly creepy or what? Naturally the internet stepped up with the remix treatment, and it didn't disappoint. 

Valid questions and the answer to them all of course is, why the hell not! Sometimes dads just don't give a flying f**k! 

Ella the idiotic cat and an old dude who doesn't give a flying f**k, star in this hilarious twitter thread that makes for one wild emotional rollercoaster. 

These folks are absolute masters of their craft of being dumb. This be the land of stupid attempts, lies and general dumbassery. We honestly wish all of these were jokes but given the state of things, we're not so sure. For more of this, here are enough moments of facepalm to give you a stupid stroke.