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A big thanks to USPS for all that they do. Now more than ever. 

Yep, this is gold. Rachel Clayton created a masterpiece. It wouldn't be shocking if Jeff Goldblum saw this and got a kick out of it. He seems like a spontaneous dude with an appreciation for the random gems the internet can churn up. 

What a wonderfully wholesome turn of events. Sometimes human beings tap into the element of surprise, and put some welcomed goodness back into the universe. This appears to be one of those times. 

Things like eating all of your partner's snacks, or going hot and cold on the mood, or watching your guys' beloved show without them being around, are surefire ways to put the relationship in hot water. If you're in a relationship, maybe steer clear of these, and enjoy the benefits of more prolonged peace while dating. 

Twitter user @DinosaurDracula left people with their jaws on the floor after opening a wildly corroded can of Chef Boyardee from 1995. The monstrous contents that resulted from the grand reveal did not disappoint. Well, didn't disappoint in that they're just about as cursed as cursed food comes.

Stranger Things just went real life. Apparently that character Eleven, off the show "Stranger Things", isn't so far off the reality that these declassified CIA documents illustrate. And that would be a very strange reality, indeed. A reality where people can move things across the room using their mind, as long as they're in possession of a special instrument. Trippy. It's like a remote changing the TV, but you can treat the room around you like it's your living TV, or something. 

James L. Sutter shared a recent, hilarious Twitter thread about the fantastical oddity that is this map of New Orleans. Seriously, what is going on here? He addresses the blatant absurdity with some hilarious hot takes. Maybe, the truth is stranger than fiction. 

Andrew Stuart's viral Twitter thread on his town getting invaded by an army of goat overlords is just our kind of entertainment. The confusion, the excitement, the general absurdity of the fact that the goats don't appear to give a flying frick about anything, makes this a true gem of a story.

Awesome, our bodies are like natural history museums. Apparently, we're brimming with evolutionary leftovers, and Dorsa Amir mapped out a way to play around with some of these in a fun Twitter thread. 

Local yeast geneticist, Sudeep Agarwala, picked up wind that people were encountering yeast shortages. So, like any awesome human being does, Agarwala decided to share a helpful and fun Twitter thread on how one goes about making homemade yeast. 

Comedians Rachel Parris and Marcus Brigstocke, have found a way to keep themselves entertained while keeping the rest of us entertained. Yes, these lip sync performances are magical. Can't wait to see what they come up with next. So far, so good. 

So, apparently she thought that steak was horse all this time. Interesting.

Tim is bringing fire to the world of social media. Previously the Security Guard of the National Cowboy Museum, Tim was appointed the head of social media. What a gift for the rest of the world to enjoy. We love what you're doing, Tim. 

Zoom meetings are inspiring all kinds of cringe and spontaneous fails. The realm of the Zoom meeting can be a tricky one to navigate. Not everyone understands how it works, and through that wonderful confusion, we get some comedy gems when attempts turned into failures. We're still not over that time that a boss turned herself into a potato during a meeting, and couldn't turn herself back. Now that is beautiful. 

Ah, yes, people on Twitter have found another thing to butt heads over. This time, the stirring argument centers on whether Optimus Prime or Captain America was more inspirational. A fair share of folks express a mad passion for how Optimus Prime just got their blood boiling in the most intense of ways. One dude was ready to battle his TV after Optimus Prime said some words. That's real.

Nothing like some good old random, funny tweets that manage to speak to this strange existence we call our own. They're relatable, and might take that racing mind to recess for awhile.