As it turns out Minnesotans are NOT down with these absolutely credible threats of stealing their lakes. No, they are here to fight those threats of thievery with fiery, ridiculous Facebook events dedicated to deterring anyone foolish enough to try. If anything, what they've come up with is hilarious and impressive. Can we please summon a Paul Bunyan? I'm game.
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What a dark and cruel world! You mean to tell me that people, helpful people, don't offer their professional services for free just cause they live in your neighborhood?! The humanity! This woman (choosing beggar) was in for a wakeup call when she learned that lesson firsthand, for herself.
Socially Awkward Penguin is Awkward, WOAH! In all seriousness, Jermaine, you are an antisocial savage, and I respect and understand you, my dude. People get too close and they might catch hands. Brother Nature was bound to learn his lesson sometime or other.
Prepare for this post to put you in check. Seems like it's making waves on Twitter for being brutally on point, when it comes to the emotional fallout of a breakout, and one person's stubborn refusal to move forwards, when things are finished.
Getting stuck in an elevator is a worst nightmare come true. In the case of this doctor, he chose to poke fun at his predicament with a series of Snapchat updates. We get to watch a man trained in science grapple with a crazy idea called faith, that he will manage to get out of his little hellish prison.
PETA's been busy fielding backlash over their decision to target Steve Irwin (RIP) in a post on Twitter. The message was insensitive and naturally, torn apart by outraged Twitter users. From there, we can see PETA targeted Elon Musk and Jimmy Fallon, as well. They would seem insistent on being as annoying and rude as possible to the world around them.
If you thought Wendy's was the only company with a solid line on witty banter in the Twitter-verse, you thought wrong. Turns out Pizza Hut UK is packing a powerhouse punch of their own. Look no further than this brief, yet brutal exchange they had with Leeds United on Twitter, in regards to "delivery time."
So...crying is what's on the agenda for today then, huh? Right on. In all seriousness, this touching Twitter thread will take you on a feels trip. It's as if the story gets a little more emotional, every time we read it.
This busy video gamer lived to regret putting his trust in his buddy. Turns out friends can be devious bastards, ready to crush your chances (or whatever that was), with an obnoxiously overdeveloped vocab. Don't think this guy will be taking home, Wingman of the Year, anytime soon.
Let us never forget the time that Chipotle taught a girl who thought herself a practicing vegetarian, that Chorizo is in fact MEAT. Yes, the Fail-appreciative side of me needs to believe that this is authentic ignorance, and not staged dumbness for some viral feedback on Twitter. Hell, I mean, Chorizo was a pretty good first choice...
The Harry Potter fans of the world went buckwild with their illustrative, dark-humored responses to an AskReddit that asked how they'd plot twist Harry Potter, from JK Rowling's Twitter account. I mean, honestly, I'm impressed with some of these. You can really feel the obsessive, meticulous attention to where they saw certain, strange plot twists taking the storyline. And that would be to some rather dark and depraved places.
This hellish roommate described in this Twitter thread sounds like most everyone's WORST NIGHTMARE. Some people are really good at being the absolute worst. This right here, is the real MVP, in that category.
Oh boy, PETA. When a Twitter user discovered how to generate PETA's auto-response tweet, they proceeded to milk that development for all that it was worth. And that, naturally, was an onslaught of RUTHLESSLY dark humor. PETA's failing and they don't even know it.
Gillette's latest ad about great men not bullying or sexually harassing the world has stirred up some controversy. That controversy gave way to a certain inspired man throwing his Gillette razor in the toilet, and posting a picture of the act on social media. The trolling directed at him that ensued, was inevitable backlash for clogging up social media with his ignorant BS.
This woman's Twitter thread shows us that you don't need any art skills to drive home a relatable point about how grief can touch all our lives at some point; and how you can deal with it, when it does. Her explanation made waves in the Twitterverse, and touched a lot of people. Not surprised!
These people's half-baked attempts gave way to just the kinds of fails we're all about at the Fail Blog. A sweet and spicy combination of carelessness meets the online heroes, aware enough and ready to call out the bullshit. And, we're thankful for it.
