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Fresh Batch Of Totally Random, Funny Tweets

We could all use a break from the stress-inducing headlines that are seemingly in a competition to be the most unsettling. These funny tweets are totally random, but also hilarious, and just entertaining enough to distract you from the madness of this dystopian time for a little while. 

A collection of totally random and funny tweets | leo dominguez @oledominguez COLGAT Almost left grocery store without buying bag spring mix throw, unopened, into garbage two weeks
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Mercilessly Clever Comebacks And Rare Insults

Let the following collection of clever comebacks and rare insults serve as a solid reminder to never underestimate the power of the written word. As long as people are online spewing out random, nonsensical sentiments that never should've been shared in the first place they'll run the risk of getting utterly wrecked. These spicy silvertongues certainly brought the heat.

A collection of clever comebacks that destroyed their recipients | Can do $250? Only have 100 Then don't need bill counter
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Quick Twitter Thread Breaks Down Grief

This quick and enlightening thread made waves on Twitter for its effectiveness when it came to breaking down what the grieving process is like. If anything this is painfully accurate. Just helps to remember when you're in the middle of muddling through a difficult time that it too shall pass. 

A quick Twitter thread breaks down the grieving process | Lauren Herschel @LaurenHerschel So grief is like this: There's box with ball And pain button. And no am not known my art skills BALL AND BOX BALL PAIN BUTTON
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Twitter Thread: Tale Of A Hilariously Clueless Intern

It's a true wonder that folks like this are able to get employed in the first place. I mean, hey, whatever works. James sounds like he'd be a fun dude to work with. 

A Twitter thread about a hilariously clueless intern named Steve | Kaleb Harmon @KalebAHarmon have an intern named James. God blessed James with an incredible amount confidence point arrogance. God did not, however, bless James with any amount common sense or intelligence. These are his stories.
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Clever Comebacks That Dismantled Their Recipients

Oh boy, we're back at it again with a fresh collection of clever comebacks and people being destroyed by words. As long as we have social media we'll have people rapping off senseless tweets and statuses that just as well never should've been shared with the rest of the online world in the first place. If you enjoyed these clever comebacks check out more radical retorts from clever wordsmiths over here.

A collection of clever comebacks that hit the spot | Awake @Spacehehehe 28 Aug will never change tolerate. Research #FlatEarth NO CURVE HERE Can agree on 91 27 60 169 ashallowseafish @ashallowsea love flat earthers, because they remind even though failure, there are always people even more disappointing than | said l pretty hesitated second. Why paused second appreciate beauty.
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Precious Gems From The World Of Scottish Twitter

Ah, yes, good old Scottish Twitter. It's a world rich in culture, and more than half the time we honestly can't understand what they're trying to say. That doesn't mean that Scottish tweets aren't mad fun to try and read out loud. If you enjoyed this batch of precious gems from the world of Scottish Twitter, we recommend checking out more funnies from Scottish Twitter over here.

A collection of funny moments from the world of Scottish Twitter | Lauryn @LaurynDow Does anyone else only get out eh bed multiples 0 or 5, like gets 07:21 n am like nah av missed al get up at 07:25 or am mad
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Prime Photoshop Trolls From The Master, James Fridman

In case you weren't already well aware, James Fridman is a legend when it comes to taking people's completely reasonable Photoshop requests, and crafting utter monstrosities out of them. But alas, therein lies all the fun. If you bother asking James Fridman for a photoshop request, you'd best be ready to have him put a wildly unexpected twist on it. Check out more masterful photoshop trolls from James Fridman over here.

A collection of times that James Fridman trolled people with photoshop | James Fridman efjamie013 Hey @fjamie013! Can please adjust this Sure. picture order make look as if am holding cliff? Thanks!
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Liars That Tried To Lie And Failed Miserably

We'll never know what compels people to use the internet as a place for all their laziest, plain old weakest lies. It could be some pathological hunger of the ego that's just bent on adding more fuel to its delusional fire through recognition from the online world of achievements/stories that were pulled right out of thin air. Fortunately, the wild west that is social media also has some folks that are committed to upholding the truth, and calling out the BS as they see it. 

A collection of times that liars got called out on social media | One my homegirls painted this Dang am soooo fine Be great homegirl must be an expert at filtering | Customer service terrible went there today but guy serving started complaining cause wanted refund, and thats just not an employee should be acting Response owner 2 weeks ago bought figures and then 3 weeks later wanted return them because needed money back refunded figures even though didn't have
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Comedy Gems From Twitter's Funniest Dad

Just in case you weren't already aware, James Breakwell is infamous in the Twitter realm for churning out comedy gems about the fleeting triumphs and frequent stresses of raising children. Any parent that has experienced the emotional rollercoaster of raising some kids will relate with these tweets. He also shares some funny moments from his marriage that are sure to strike some chords for married folks as well.

A collection of funny tweets from Twitter's funniest dad | James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn so out just asked my dog hand something be fair, he gave same blank stare my kids would have.
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Twitter Thread: Romance Erupts Between Café Coworkers

Oh yes, those were the days when anyone could go and sit in a café, people watch, maybe tweet out a romantic thread like this one here, or even take a dabble in the art of romance themselves. This throwback Twitter thread takes a look at a couple café coworkers confessing their true feelings for one another. Pretty sweet and wholesome stuff. 

A Twitter thread about a young couple finding love in a cafe | Jerry @notjerryclayton only one this café and girl employee just told guy employee she has crush on him will update
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Twitter Thread: Living With ADHD

This comprehensive rundown of just what it's like to live with ADHD made the rounds on Twitter because of how accurate it is. That being said, individuals will always vary, and not every experience is exactly the same. It's just nice to see some mental health awareness going on, on social media. 

A powerful Twitter thread breaks down what it's like to live with ADHD | Jana O'Connor @sayitslp Thread NeurodiverseSquad no one has ever explained #ADHD or #executivedysfunction quite like Sarah Ward swardtherapy and need share awesome speech therapist with an 8yo son with ADHD background.
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Wife's Overheards Of Medical Student Husband

We love our collections of overheards here. Overheards are a great expression of all the crazy kinds of seemingly nonsensical things that we can overhear while out walking around this wild world. Sometimes, you can hear something and instantaneously recognize that no amount of context is going to provide clarity to that conversation. Peoples say some weird stuff. In this case, we have a quick and hilarious collection of things a wife's medical student husband was caught saying. 

A woman shares various overheards from her medical student husband | insert Dolly emoji here BuhRooklynne KID TOY light turns read, talk into speaker turn into song! Okay, Go! HUSBAND: GYNOCOMASTIA
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Twitter Thread: The Brain's Response To Long Term Stress

Positive psychologist, Alexis Rockley, provides a quick rundown on the true state of disorientation that our brains are in right now due to this historically difficult time. 

A Twitter thread about the brain's reaction to long term stress situations | Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley Let be clear thread Those "all over place" feelings been having? They are symptoms stress, NOT personal failures yours.
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Comedy Gems From Lawrence Police Department's Twitter

The Lawrence Police Department's Twitter game is on point. They're providing some hilarious commentary about all the maddening times we find ourselves living in. They're doing it with what seems to be a nice balance between being helpful, and maintaining a sense of humor about everything. 

Funny tweets from the Lawrence Police Department on Twitter | Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Is 20 tubes disinfectant wipes reasonable amount 600 sq ft apartment is not reasonable amount should not buy many tubes. Maybe just one or two? been 38 minutes since told wash hands and had hands all over germ infested phone reading tweets. Wash hands, wipe down phone, and return some TP store. And don't crime.
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Maniacal Mad Lads That Don't Give A Dang

We've all seen a mad lad storm that social media feed like a bull in a china shop. They light up an otherwise peaceful comments section with bullish bravado and their fiery antics. If you enjoyed these instances of dudes being verified mad lads, check out some more mad lads who were the maddest baddest lads over here.

A collection of times that people were absolute mad lads on social media | morice: blaineheavenanderson: thesmallestactofkindness: Gave my students pop quiz today and learned something new: If make all answers questions C will see 35 most hilariously panicked and confused faces world | Apple Music O @AppleMusic 's everyone listening this morning? ellie @miseryawg spotify
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Times Troublemaker Ken M Toyed With People

In case you're unfamiliar with the work of Ken M, it's a Twitter/FB account dedicated to trolling people online. Ken M basically rolls into that comments section or hits that Twitter feed with just the kind of nonsensical jargon that makes it impossible for anyone else to take anything seriously. It's an art form, really. 

A collection of times that troll, Ken M, toyed with people online | Ken M @horseysurprise 's oddly cathartic realize l'l never be able pay off my student loan borrowed $400 student
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