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Twitter user @AlexArrelia put together an extensive list that features the various men from middle earth as bad exes that "ruined your life." Did she do the dudes from Lord of the Ring justice, or is this just pure blasphemy? You be the judge. 

This Twitter thread goes all in on the nostalgia. Careful, it might hit you right in the childhood. But hey, it's fun to relive the times of the past, and remember just how far you've come in this long and strange trip. 

We're always ready to appreciate some rare insults here. You know, the insults that are equally accurate and hilariously brutal. It's like, you almost feel bad for laughing at them, but at the same time, you just can't help it. That Mucinex commercial comparison was just spot on. Ouch, indeed. 

Check out some more rare insults that bruised people's egos, over here.

We're always ready for some more uplifting goodness from the wonderful human being that is Keanu Reeves. This wholesome story about Keanu Reeves making the extra effort to give someone his autograph, is heartwarming stuff. Just picturing him purchasing an ice cream for the explicit purpose of getting that receipt to autograph it, and on top of that, turning down the "employee discount" on his ticket, might make you smile.

Check out this roundup of more times that Keanu Reeves delighted the world with his wholesome presence.

Man, we love the Scottish Twitter. It's clearly the best Twitter. One can really get a taste for the Scottish culture through their tweets. It's particularly fun to read the tweets out loud. If you really commit to it, you might actually sound Scottish for a hot second. While, of course, you have no idea what you're saying. 

Oh yeah, we've got a fresh collection of fiery banter and insults from the online world's most tenacious wordsmiths. Some people take it upon themselves to deliver all kinds of reality checks, witty insults, etc, to others in the online world that seem to be in need of a quick wakeup. Never underestimate the power of the written word. These folks definitely got humbled. 

Man, oh man, these liars just keep coming out of the woodwork with their latest string of unbelievable nonsense. It's a wonder that they think someone else out there in the online world won't take the time to check them on their blatant work of fiction. Maybe they're just telling such ridiculously dumb lies to get more attention directed back toward them. Who knows? It certainly is satisfying seeing these liars get called out. 

Man, this wild Twitter thread shows the unfolding, and escalation of a young woman's allergic reaction to wheat/grass. She goes from looking like a human being to looking like some kind of alien thing. Thankfully, she was able to get the help she needed to address the intense allergic reaction. So, we can all look back on it now and have a good, innocent laugh. 

Enjoy this fresh batch of people that tried to do one thing, and met failure in the end. As May chugs along, it's fun to remind ourselves that nobody is safe from failing at a moment's notice, and we can find comfort in forgetting about our own fails, by enjoying other people's. 

Talk about pulling a sword out of a hat. This wild Twitter thread looks back at a time in history when women were defending themselves with giant hat pins. 

She is proficient in Rekt++. Yep, this Victoria's Secret model was getting some toxic comments, and decided to respond with just the right amount of spice and knowledge. The online world will always have the next dude trying to garner some attention by putting other folks down, but sometimes people step up and shut it down. Love to see it. 

Alexis Hockley hooked it up with a quick and informative thread on what's potentially taking place in our brains right now, as result of the strange shift in external circumstances. Now more than ever is a time to spread that love and kindness. 

Graham doesn't play by the rules. Clearly, Graham is busy enjoying life to the fullest. We just need to make sure that Graham doesn't get behind the wheel after knocking back all that Coors. 

Man, you can just feel the energy of the awk being channeled in this quick Twitter thread. Real or not, just picturing this girl trying to live tweet, and then live tweeting herself into an awkward situation, is gold in and of itself. 

There's no denying that a Wendy's roast is not like the rest of them. They just hit different. These roasts pulled zero punches, and for that we are grateful.