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Twitter Thread: Man Gets Catfished By Girl's Mom

@TheeDreadGod's Twitter thread about being catfished by a girl's mom is quite the emotional rollercoaster. The poor dude shows up at a BBQ thinking he's about to meet this girl he's been interested in, only to realize she's very taken; and he was actually being led along and deceived the whole time by the girl's mom. Even if this tale's a work of pure fiction, the story creates quite the entertaining picture. 

A Twitter thread about a guy getting catfished by a girl's thirsty mom | TheeDreadGod @TheeDreadGod 4 talked on phone but made mistake never FaceTiming her mean She gave her snap and watched her snaps all time as she watched mine and then would talk about posted so honestly never saw red flag she wasn't who she said she
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Twitter Thread: Heroic Dog Saves Family

This Twitter thread should serve as a valuable lesson in the unexpected importance of not ignoring the dog's barking. Sometimes those doggos are actually trying to help people out, and barking is their only way of communicating! 

A heroic dog ends up saving his family from a fire | Ulysses S. Cocksman Follow @USCocksman want tell story about Hank, and want know has happy ending. This is Hank 6 years ago.
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Twitter Thread: Man Gets Reality Check After Breakup

This guy thought he'd be able to run around and have a good time with whoever he fancied, and then just return home eventually to swoop up his ex girlfriend. My dude, that is not how the world works. People move on. Self respect is a thing. This guy got his reality check in the end, and it clearly stung. But hey, it's better to learn late than never at all. If he really valued her happiness above all else, he'd leave her be, and appreciate the fact that she was able to move on, and find someone that brought her happiness. 

Twitter thread calls out people that don't move on after breakups | Rev Rell Follow @awkward_duck My homeboy, who love pieces, had great gf but he kept messing up. Like big time. Finally she called quits. He told her he gonna take time become better person she agreed they could reconcile later if he really worked on himself.
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Twitter Thread: Woman Helps Stranger In Dire Need Of Assistance

Erynn Brook recounts the powerful story of the time she crossed paths with a young woman who regularly had seizures, while taking the subway. The amount of courage both these young women displayed was nothing short of heroic. Stories like this go to show that you never know what kind of battles people are fighting around you. All the more reason to remain aware and offer help to anyone who needs it. 

Woman tells the story of helping a young woman who was having a seizure | Erynn Brook @ErynnBrook Follow waiting on kitty ultrasound results and trying distract myself little bit so l'd like tell story about something happened last night hopes can process my feelings around met girl on train last night.
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Funny Updates From The World Of Jurassic Park

All we know is that this account is quickly growing to be one of our favorites. The dinosaurs have unionized, indeed. 

A collection of funny updates from Jurassic Park On Twitter | Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK have decided cancel today's dinosaur talent show after every single dinosaur wrote down "unthinkable chaos" as their talent
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Hilarious Tweets From The World Of Hogwarts

This wonderful Twitter account takes a look at the world of Hogwarts without the rose colored glasses. We can easily forget how much darker the humor in the iconic movies would be with just a few elements changed. In all fairness, Harry Potter did possess an uncanny knack for always using the Expelliarmus spell in circumstances that certainly called for something with a little more pepper in it. 

A collection of funny tweets about Hogwarts without the rose colored glasses | Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella ALBUS: Honestly, Minerva don't know if doing right thing. ALBUS: ALBUS: ALBUS just normal cat, aren't CAT: Meow. | HARRY: There's Voldemort RON: Now's our chance HARRY: Gonna do Expelliarmus RON: Harry, come on s Vol- HARRY S ONLY ONE KNOW
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Entitled Moochers With Daunting Levels Of Entitlement

These choosing beggars are stubbornly persistent as they are completely irrational. So often they'll come out of nowhere and bombard a seller's perfectly reasonable listing with perfectly unreasonable demands. Sometimes free goods aren't even cheap enough for the particularly evolved choosing beggar. The following choosing beggars are definitely in a league of their own. 

A collection of times that people were incredibly cheap and entitled | Ugh enjoying opportunity launch my own kayak and not have pay anything fee using one's own equipment is too high! 1 mo Like Reply More GREENSBORO CY LAKES Author 's $6 use own boat can also purchase an annual permit use lakes. 3 wks Like Reply More
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Twitter Thread: Coworker's Lunch Gets Stolen, Office Drama Ensues

Zak Toscani's Twitter thread about a spicy office drama involving a coworker's stolen lunch is quite the little rollercoaster. The moral of the story here is to just not mess with other people's food. Stealing people's lunches is a terribly low move. 

A coworker's lunch gets stolen and then an office drama ensues | Zak Toscani Follow @zaktoscani Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they've agreed let him watch security camera tape. This is most excited l've ever been at any job ever. Ever. lunch question shrimp fried rice which means this escalates misdemeanor felony no doubt
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British Problems That Are Bloody Brilliant

Today might be the day that you realize you've been British all along. We always get a kick out this Twitter account that's dedicated to describing those "uniquely' British problems. 

A collection of tweets depicting unique British problems | Tweet VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish Removing kind kind regards let recipient know absolutely bloody livid 10/04/2015 14:45 8,275 RETWEETS 8,587 FAVOURITES
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Irreverent Jokes And Puns From Pakalu Papito

For anyone who's been hanging out in a cave, sheltered from the ills and fleeting triumphs of the modern world, Pakalu Papito is an infamous meme Twitter account imagined from the perspective of an irreverent, pun savvy 7-Eleven clerk who has a pet camel and a whole lot of hot and fiery takes. You might catch yourself unconsciously nodding along in agreement to some of these heartfelt sentiments. 

A funny Twitter account shares various irreverent jokes and puns | Pakalu Papito @p 15. Okt. 2019 better check my phone texts friends checks phone better get some friends 18 t 1.848 7.593
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Clueless Humans That Got Scolded By Cold Logic

Never underestimate the power of some words, folks. As long as social media has been around we've had various ignorant folks airing out their ridiculous, backward ideas with a reckless abandon. If we get lucky, we have other people out there that are ready to address the ignorance, and treat it with a welcomed dosage of cold logic. Love to see it. 

A collection of times that people got ruined by words | My daughter scored 93 10th very disappointed, should Punish her 1 Answer Last followed July 2 Answer Follow 1 X Pass 000 Having parent like is already Punishment her | Nickolas Boylan @Boyl 17 Jul v Replying FlatPlana and @FlatEarthOrg Did know flatearther" is actually latin need feel special so bad ill literally just deny obvious shit so people know much free thinker am" 13 Flat Earth Expedition 18 Jul Ancient Romans are criying un their g
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Twitter Thread: Our Vision Systems Are Lying

Wow, that's certainly enough trippy for the day. This fun Twitter thread from @Foone shines light on some bizarre things that our eyes are (or aren't) doing. It is troubling to think about a hostile alien race showing up one day that exploits our eyes' saccades, and manages to wipe us out because we can never see them, and all along our eyes have just been taking their best guess at what's around us. Maybe they're already here. Maybe that's why we can't see them. What an eye-opening thread. 

A fascinating Twitter thread about how our eyes are deceptive cameras | foone @Foone want know something about bullshit insane our brains are? OK, so there's physical problem with our eyes move them short fast bursts called "saccades right? very quick, synchronized movements only problem is: they go all blurry and useless during this >
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Twitter Thread: Italian Family Gets Blindsided By DNA Test

This fun Twitter thread looks at an Italian family undergoing quite the shock when their DNA test results come in. Turns out they weren't so Italian after all. Well, really, not at all. This isn't the first time that we've seen a DNA test surprise folks. Check out another time a DNA test shocked a family over here.

A Twitter thread about a girl's Italian family being surprised by a DNA test | buzzfeed owes money f Follow @queenozymandias My uncle on my Italian side got one DNA tests done and turns out they're not Italian and everyone my family is having mental breakdown
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Hilarious Tweets From The Last Blockbuster

These tweets take us back to the days of VHS rentals, horrid late fees, and stocking up on all the candy at the cashier before leaving Blockbuster with enough movies to last at least a night. The Last Blockbuster might be right up there with our other recent favorite Twitter account that's all about providing updates from Jurassic Park.

A collection of tweets from the Last Blockbuster | Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster People always ask us if Die Hard is Christmas movie and our answer is always same: Please just rent something.
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Twitter Thread: Girl Endures Teasing For Anxious Friend

This heartwarming thread tells the story of a courageous, selfless girl enduring rounds of rude teasing from her classmates, because she was committed to helping out her socially anxious friend. Turns out her friend was too nervous to ask the questions herself, so this girl would do it for her. She'd ask so many questions that the teacher would start to give her a hard time. That's just not cool, teach. Either way, this is a pure reflection of a beautiful friendship. 

Check out more instances of humans being total bros over here.

Emotional Twitter thread about student helping classmate with social anxiety | baileyanastas @baileyanastas had this girl my class and she considered be like REALLY DUMB. She'd ask ton questions class, which everybody would consider be "stupid"and "silly" and even teachers would often taunt her but she'd never stop asking
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Loving Humans Being Absolute Bros

We're always on the lookout for that next level human being. You know, the human being who makes the extra effort to spread wholesome, loving, cheer around the world. We can all become so caught up in juggling our own problems that we forget to exercise conscious generosity toward others that just need a little boost to keep them going. These moments are sure to strike a chord. 

A collection of times that humans were total bros to one another | To people eating out my GARBAGE have more Love for Than Think. Please Just come and Tell Hungry will give fresh Slice Pizza water. GOD Bless | Augie Nash @AugieNash at Sam's Club Older couple 70's checking out Cashier asks if they found everything they needed Lady said no needed bread Young man 20's heard this and says "Ma'am have loaf can have, and if see anything my cart welcome
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