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Supportive Tumblr Thread On Dealing With Invasive Thoughts

Assigning silly identities and voices to those various thought streams that might pop up as invasive, and with a dark tone around them, can be helpful in riding out the process back toward peace. If you're able to step outside the thought when it pops up, recognize it as that, and not identify with the thought, it can almost end up being a game of sorts. Is the conspiracy theorist with the panicked strain piping up again from the back corridors of your mind? Maybe. 

Tumblr thread provides advice on dealing with intrusive thoughts | bulbubsaur Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said u by 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying get rise out like girlfriend dumped because ugly s nice tim isn't past ur bedtime autistictesla also, if have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they're being said u by an annoying backseat driver "drive into pole" thanks karen or could not do
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Ryan Reynolds Responds To Tom Holland's Handstand Video

Tom Holland attempted to kickstart a new video challenge, by tagging Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal in a video of him trying to put his shirt on, while doing a handstand. Jake Gyllenhaal played along, but Ryan Reynolds seized the opportunity to sassily reject the challenge. Typical spicy behavior from Ryan Reynolds. Love it.

Ryan Reynolds isn't always opposed to viral video challenges. He did participate in that recent video challenge alongside, Seth Rogen

Ryan Reynolds responds to Tom Holland's handstand video challenge | Ryan Reynolds in glasses looking exasperated | Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal crouching beside walls
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Woman Seeks Pork Chops Recipe, Gets Random Uncle's Life Story

Cath never saw it coming. This guy is right up there with the likes of Ken M, when it comes to trolling the comments section, and throwing unsuspecting folks for a trip. 

Woman wants the perfect pork chops recipe, and the guy in comments trolls her instead | Cath 16 hrs Any tips on cook pork chops without them turning out dry? Can't ever seem get them right! 31 comments O Like Comment Hi Cath. My uncle lived small town Macedonia 3 years late 1980s still part Yugoslavia) and he learned cook most delicious pork chops all-time! Anyone who ever tastes them raves about them. Perfect every time! Michael 2 Like Reply 16h
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Twitter Debate: The Muppets Vs. Sesame Street In Street Fight

Ah, yes. Here we are again with a fresh and important Twitter debate. This time, the debate concerns who would win in a street fight-- The Muppets or Sesame Street? This is no joking matter. People have strong, passionate feelings concerning the outcome of this street fight. 

People on Twitter debate whether The Muppets or Sesame Street would win in a street fight | Jared Cardenas @JarOfCards Replying kacilouwho11 Sesame Street's only hope is Count, calmly approaching carnage things look bleakest and saying Stand back, children. And love God, shield eyes before unleashing an unspeakable barrage unholy dark magic has not been witnessed centuries.
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Emotional Tumblr Thread On Doing Good Recklessly

Yes, doing good stuff recklessly. That's one way to go about spreading love and kindness in the world. Approaching those moments when a stranger might be hurting for an act of generosity, not from a place of judgment, but love, is where it is all at. This Tumblr thread captures some of those moments when the good energy was being exchanged between human beings. 

An emotional Tumblr thread on spreading acts of kindness in reckless fashion | tami-taylors-hair line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers front had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said "let call my husband real quick" and only 18 dollars, so just paid and she very sweet and then as she walked off lady behind said know probably scam, right and like, even if like sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at Aldi. If scamming some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, the
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Woman Purchases Freshwater Shrimp, Spontaneous Love Ensues

@TheBugChicks shared a story about her experience with a couple chill, adventuresome freshwater shrimp named, Marty and Sal. In a moment of panic this woman experienced the stirring experience of love for a couple freshwater shrimp, that she didn't anticipate feeling, in the first place. It sounds like Marty and Sal are well on their way to getting set up with a stellar new crib. Right on. 

Twitter thread about freshwater shrimp is full of love | Bug Chicks @TheBugChicks Story time. An adrenaline pumping tale indifference, near-tragedy and redemption. This is story knew capable great love with pair freshwater shrimp thread
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Guy Finds Treasure Of An Ancient Computer In Parents' Attic

John Pfaff unearthed a true, dazzling gem in his parents' attic. Yes, we're talking about the throwback of all throwbacks, computer. This ancient piece of technology actually looks like it'd be fun to play around with. 

Guy shares Twitter thread about finding an ancient Apple computer in his parents' attic | John Pfaff @JohnFPfaff 10h Oh. My. God. An Apple lle. Sat my parents' attic years. Decades. And works. Put an old game disk. Asks if want restore saved game. And finds one must be 30 years old 10 years old again.
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Mysterious, Squirming Black Substance Sends Twitter Into Tailspin

So, this unsettling video of a mysterious substance that bears a striking resemblance to that alien goo called Venom, surfaced. People on Twitter were sent into a panic-fueled spiral. Everyone was rushing to figure out what this could be. Some folks kept the jokes rolling, and ultimately it looks like it could be something called the Bootlace Worm. At least that was one answer provided. We're not sure though. 

A viral video of a mysterious, squirming black substance sends people on Twitter into a panic | Angie @AngelicBarton3 Replying sunnyarkade Leviathan black blob goo that moves by itself
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A Compilation Of Absolutely Terrible Maps

These maps are inexcusably, hilariously terrible. The Cat Earth Theory really seems to have some legs. Might want to keep an eye on that one. 

A collection of funny maps that are absolutely terrible | Bosnians wanna swim Croatia: No AUSTRIA HUNGARY ITALY SLOVENIA LJUBLJANA ZAGREB CROATIA SERBIA BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA ADRIATIC SEA SARAJEVO MONTENEGRO ITALY | Antarctic-centric world view
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Dad Orders Box Of Crickets, Wrongly Assumes They're Sealed Off

This story about a dad who ordered a box of crickets for the family's pet lizard, never gets old. Apparently, dad assumed that the crickets arrived in a box, sealed off, and not susceptible to breaking free to get absolutely everywhere. Dad was very wrong. His assumption resulted in just the kind of chaos that folks can get a kick out of. I mean, at least the cats experienced a dreamy day of wonderful play. 

Dad orders box of crickets for pet lizard, and doesn't know they're not sealed off | Christopher Ingraham @_cingraham So shipment crickets lizard arrived via FedEx today my first time ordering bulk crickets off internet, and naively assumed they would be like bag or some other contraption facilitate easy transfer another container. They were not.
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Landlord Threatens Guy With Eviction, He Goes Full Karen

When this guy found himself confronted by a landlord that was threatening him with an eviction, he decided to crack his knuckles, and go full Karen. The email he sent was art. Clearly, he was ready to capitalize on this opportunity to shade an inconsiderate, power-tripping landlord. 

Landlord threatens guy with an eviction, so he goes full Karen mode in his response | Jesse Case O @jessecase Ooooh my landlord just threatened evict if don't pay this next month pre- emptive weird threat after my check is already mail and evictions are suspended anyway about get Karen as fuck an e-mail. This will be full Karen. FULL. KAREN.
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Creative Insults Deserving Of Trophies For Their Savagery

Ah, yes, more creative insults from folks that thought outside the box of common, lazy banter, and instead delivered banter we haven't heard before. Some of these are so real that it hurts. As long as the comments section is around for various videos, people will continue to craft just the kind of creative insults that annihilate egos. 

A collection of creative insults that caught people off guard | KANYE WESTO @kanyewest Tweet Ed. Yeezy slides @Cripple_God Wouldn't wear these shits if they could make walk KANYE WEST o @kanyewest Yeezy slides | much is $2 chips? probably takes an hour and half watch 60 minutes
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Man Orders Boxes From Amazon, Fails Repeatedly Ensue

This guy's experience trying to have some empty boxes delivered ended up being a process of navigating multiple fails. Apparently, something was happening with the ordering/delivery process, where he ultimately ended up getting a ton of granola and Harry Potter coasters that he'd never asked for. Maybe not all robots are meant to rule the world. 

Man orders tons of empty boxes, and fails repeatedly ensue | dave meslin @meslin 1. Three weeks ago ordered box boxes PkgWholesalers, via @amazonca. Specifically ordered package 25 boxes, each 6x9x6: Packaging Wholesalers 9x6x6-Inch Shipping Boxes, 25-Count | delivery arrived at my door box Chocolate Sea Salt Granola packets. ith organie unth and chia. Awara 1trient dense ingredients SUGAR immune health Gree PROBIOTICS purely elizabeth. NET WT PROBIOTIC GRANOLA S ALTY-SWEET CRUNCHY CLUSTERS CHOC
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Choosing Beggars With Pockets Full Of Entitlement

These choosing beggars just keep it coming. Sometimes they end up getting what's coming to them. Anyways, as long as there's a price attached to something, there will be a choosing beggar around ready to complicate the process of smooth negotiations. The cost of trying to navigate selling something to a choosing beggar who entered the conversation with delusional expectations, ultimately ends up being a cost of someone's time (and maybe sanity). We're not sure when choosing beggars decide to wake up and be reasonable, but until then, these moments certainly showcase how absurd people can be when money is involved. 

People that tried to negotiate with obnoxious levels of entitlement | Chat with 2008 Yaris Sedan $4,000 l'll give 950 right now. No questions asked. Take or leave Every second wait on this offer drop price by $50 ball Is court Haha! So offer is already at zero? No still 950 Take or leave Nope l only had 20 seconds respond, shoot. Guess missed out. | lowest can do including shipping?x is lowest x Including shipping £3 x Girl shipping is £2.95. Don't be clown
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Seth Rogen Watches "Cats", Live Tweets Reactions

Seth Rogen decided to get baked and watch the infamously disorienting and genuinely bizarre film, "Cats." This was a recipe for a comedy goldmine. His humor and hilarious confusion make the following Twitter thread just our favorite kind of rollercoaster. If you're looking for more funny "Cats" content after this, check out some more random and hilarious observations about the movie, "Cats", over here.

Seth Rogen provides quick and funny takes on his experience watching the "Cats" movie | Seth Rogen @Sethrogen They made them go cat school. | Jason Derulos feet don't look like they're touching ground.
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Advice People Would Give To Their 18-Year-Old Selves

People on Twitter are sharing various tidbits of advice that they'd offer to their 18-year-old selves. It's amazing how much one's perspective changes through the passing of time, and how things once thought crucial, end up being looked upon as utterly absurd. 

People share advice that they'd give to their 18-year-old selves | Wade Murphy, AIF, CFS @TheWadeMurphy Replying IAmMarkManson 99 worries are pointless. Save money older has expensive taste.
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