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PETA boldly put up one of their billboards outside of Jimmy's Famous Seafood restaurant. They didn't anticipate the restaurant proceeding to call them out, and stand their ground on Twitter. The muddled sh*t storm of interactions is better than anything off their menu. Whoever is running the restaurant's Twitter account deserves a raise! Regardless of what you believe when it comes to PETA, the social media witticisms, fiery banter, is on point for Jimmy's Famous Seafood. 

Cutthroat Kitchen is not your traditional cooking show: the show pits contestants against one another, where in addition to being a skillful chef, they must continually outwit and at times sabotage one another's efforts. The brutal nature of the show was always there, but now thanks to this enlightening Tumblr thread, we know there was even more at play beneath the surface. You might like Alton Brown even more after reading through this. 

And if you're not married, this could be your motivation to stay forever alone. 

These fans were able to meet their celebrities, and learn that just cause you're famous, that doesn't mean you can't be a nice person too! Sometimes we get so caught up in idolizing these worldwide celebrities, that we forget, they're just like us in a lot of ways. And hopefully one of those similarities is a kindness to respectful strangers. 

It's no secret that Wendy's brings down the brutal hammer of ultimate social media sass, on anyone who dares subject themselves to their heat. Today is a special day. It is National Roast Day and the following collection of people teeing themselves up to get sh*t on by Wendy's for the rest of Twitter to enjoy, is better than anything they could put on their menu. 

I'd imagine this would be the least odd thing to happen at Neil Gaiman's funeral.

Apparently, people will always be in need of reminders from the King of Photoshop trolling, James Fridman, that he gets that distinction for his work. And damn, does he deserve it. We'll always be in the mood for more of these! 

This twitter thread gave way to people looking back on those occasionally painful, cringe-packed, silly moments from the days of their youth that were on brand, for the way they find themselves presented to the world, present day. Sometimes we unintentionally act out who we are, before we know it further on down the road. If that means you're an injury-prone clutz, pull up a seat, and join the club. 

These distinguished, tea-soaked tweets are brimming with the tasty tidbits of British culture that can at times, seem so different from the rest of the world. You might find yourself chewing on an idea in the back of your head halfway through this list, to make some power moves to the nearest pub to drink down your afternoon with a steady procession of pint glasses in hand. 

Before there was Netflix and Chill, there was Fencing or Frenching. This young woman's ludicrous tale is one hell of a medieval-esque emotional rollercoaster. Apparently you can find the original script that inspired the eventual Twitter thread, over here.

It all started fun and innocent enough, when The Rock took to his Instagram to post an update about getting on the grind, at the gym. From there, one thing led to another, and suddenly, Kevin Hart's jumping in to call out his post for being whiny. The Rock quickly shut that spicy jab down with a witty comeback of his own. Absolutely savage and hilarious! 

You might relate to this so hard you find tears in your eyes, or feel that much more inspired to live forever alone. 

They see the worst in the world while staying blind to anything real about themselves. 

This whole subreddit is basically the world telling humans to quit their bullsh*t on a brutal level. The resulting moments are satisfying on a biological response kind of level. It just feels kind of good to see arguably bad people, getting what they had coming to them. 

Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed. 

It is HARD out here for a Muggle.