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Twitter thread calls out people that don't move on after breakups | Rev Rell Follow @awkward_duck My homeboy, who love pieces, had great gf but he kept messing up. Like big time. Finally she called quits. He told her he gonna take time become better person she agreed they could reconcile later if he really worked on himself.

Twitter Thread: Man Gets Reality Check After Breakup

Woman tells the story of helping a young woman who was having a seizure | Erynn Brook @ErynnBrook Follow waiting on kitty ultrasound results and trying distract myself little bit so l'd like tell story about something happened last night hopes can process my feelings around met girl on train last night.

Twitter Thread: Woman Helps Stranger In Dire Need Of Assistance

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A collection of funny updates from Jurassic Park On Twitter | Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK have decided cancel today's dinosaur talent show after every single dinosaur wrote down "unthinkable chaos" as their talent

Funny Updates From The World Of Jurassic Park

A collection of funny tweets about Hogwarts without the rose colored glasses | Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella ALBUS: Honestly, Minerva don't know if doing right thing. ALBUS: ALBUS: ALBUS just normal cat, aren't CAT: Meow. | HARRY: There's Voldemort RON: Now's our chance HARRY: Gonna do Expelliarmus RON: Harry, come on s Vol- HARRY S ONLY ONE KNOW

Hilarious Tweets From The World Of Hogwarts

A collection of times that people were incredibly cheap and entitled | Ugh enjoying opportunity launch my own kayak and not have pay anything fee using one's own equipment is too high! 1 mo Like Reply More GREENSBORO CY LAKES Author 's $6 use own boat can also purchase an annual permit use lakes. 3 wks Like Reply More

Entitled Moochers With Daunting Levels Of Entitlement

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A coworker's lunch gets stolen and then an office drama ensues | Zak Toscani Follow @zaktoscani Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they've agreed let him watch security camera tape. This is most excited l've ever been at any job ever. Ever. lunch question shrimp fried rice which means this escalates misdemeanor felony no doubt

Coworker's Lunch Gets Stolen, Office Drama Ensues

A collection of tweets depicting unique British problems | Tweet VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish Removing kind kind regards let recipient know absolutely bloody livid 10/04/2015 14:45 8,275 RETWEETS 8,587 FAVOURITES

British Problems That Are Bloody Brilliant

A funny Twitter account shares various irreverent jokes and puns | Pakalu Papito @p 15. Okt. 2019 better check my phone texts friends checks phone better get some friends 18 t 1.848 7.593

Irreverent Jokes And Puns From Pakalu Papito

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A collection of times that people got ruined by words | My daughter scored 93 10th very disappointed, should Punish her 1 Answer Last followed July 2 Answer Follow 1 X Pass 000 Having parent like is already Punishment her | Nickolas Boylan @Boyl 17 Jul v Replying FlatPlana and @FlatEarthOrg Did know flatearther" is actually latin need feel special so bad ill literally just deny obvious shit so people know much free thinker am" 13 Flat Earth Expedition 18 Jul Ancient Romans are criying un their g

Clueless Humans That Got Scolded By Cold Logic

A fascinating Twitter thread about how our eyes are deceptive cameras | foone @Foone want know something about bullshit insane our brains are? OK, so there's physical problem with our eyes move them short fast bursts called "saccades right? very quick, synchronized movements only problem is: they go all blurry and useless during this >

Twitter Thread: Our Vision Systems Are Lying

A Twitter thread about a girl's Italian family being surprised by a DNA test | buzzfeed owes money f Follow @queenozymandias My uncle on my Italian side got one DNA tests done and turns out they're not Italian and everyone my family is having mental breakdown

Twitter Thread: Italian Family Gets Blindsided By DNA Test

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A collection of tweets from the Last Blockbuster | Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster People always ask us if Die Hard is Christmas movie and our answer is always same: Please just rent something.

Hilarious Tweets From The Last Blockbuster

Emotional Twitter thread about student helping classmate with social anxiety | baileyanastas @baileyanastas had this girl my class and she considered be like REALLY DUMB. She'd ask ton questions class, which everybody would consider be "stupid"and "silly" and even teachers would often taunt her but she'd never stop asking

Twitter Thread: Girl Endures Teasing For Anxious Friend

A collection of times that humans were total bros to one another | To people eating out my GARBAGE have more Love for Than Think. Please Just come and Tell Hungry will give fresh Slice Pizza water. GOD Bless | Augie Nash @AugieNash at Sam's Club Older couple 70's checking out Cashier asks if they found everything they needed Lady said no needed bread Young man 20's heard this and says "Ma'am have loaf can have, and if see anything my cart welcome

Loving Humans Being Absolute Bros

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A collection of funny tweets from Professor Snape on Twitter | Professor Snape @_Snape_ many Harry Potters does take screw lightbulb? One. He holds and world revolves around him. young Daniel Radcliff

Professor Snape Tweets That Were Pure Magic

A ridiculous job listing for a celebrity influencer assistant gets roasted | Personal Assistant Influencer Confidential Los Angeles, CA Posted: July 29, 2020 Q more jobs like this Part Time Job Professional Personal Assistant Large Celebrity well known celebritylinfluencer with 10+ million followers is seeking well organized/available/diligent personal assistant join her team. This is part time "Personal Assistant" position but will eventually transition full time if properly qualified ideal can

Celebrity Influencer's Job Listing For Assistant Gets Roasted

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49 and 47-year-old property owners shut down unrelenting friends after they repeatedly try to invite themselves over for vacation at their lake house: 'He finally got a hint'

49 and 47-year-old property owners shut down unrelenting friends after they repeatedly try to invite themselves over for vacation at their lake house: 'He finally got a hint'

'I want everyone gone!': Couple forced to kick entitled in-laws out of their new home after they keep extending their stay

'I want everyone gone!': Couple forced to kick entitled in-laws out of their new home after they keep extending their stay

Neighbor who never returns anything she borrows insists woman pay for her $85 groceries after running into her at the grocery store: ' I told her I could spot her $20 for essentials but couldn’t cover the whole bill'

Neighbor who never returns anything she borrows insists woman pay for her $85 groceries after running into her at the grocery store: ' I told her I could spot her $20 for essentials but couldn’t cover the whole bill'

Tenant mixes vinegar into her shampoo to figure out which roommates are using her bath products: 'I knew exactly who they were and I called them out'

Tenant mixes vinegar into her shampoo to figure out which roommates are using her bath products: 'I knew exactly who they were and I called them out'

Manager fears her employee will be more absent once she gets married, fires her two days before the ceremony, employee retaliates: 'I got quiet fired two days before my wedding'

Manager fears her employee will be more absent once she gets married, fires her two days before the ceremony, employee retaliates: 'I got quiet fired two days before my wedding'

'My friend said I owe her half my inheritance': Woman insists newly-rich friend share money, then blocks them when they refuse

'My friend said I owe her half my inheritance': Woman insists newly-rich friend share money, then blocks them when they refuse

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