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A Twitter thread from an economist about money and people's psyches | Daryl Fairweather @FairweatherPhD One weird perks about being an economist is acquaintances often want tell their investment strategies, and then conversation weirdly turns into deep dive into acquaintance's psyche (thread (1/7))

Twitter Thread: Economist Explains People's Investment Strategies

A collection of clueless people that didn't know who they were talking to | Lin-Manuel Miranda O @Lin_M 26s v monarch @monark24 1m Replying Lin_Manuel know Hamilton play is fiction right? Its creative interpretation history. Not REAL history O 14 2718 491

Clueless People Having Oblivious Encounters

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A Twitter thread about a hilarious rice delivery fail | Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 5h OMG my brother law gift never stops giving tired being sent get rice every day so he decided buy bulk, talked shop about wires got crossed, now there is literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside house and my sister is losing her shit Imfao 434 17 11K 42.2K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 5h If have never heard woman destroy man with one sentence 25 times row should meet my sister. She's terrifying rn on phone and scared and she

Twitter Thread: Brother In Law Buys Rice In Bulk, Modern Epic Ensues

A Twitter thread about a dad's disastrous crickets delivery experience | Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham So shipment crickets lizard arrived via FedEx today my first time ordering bulk crickets off internet, and naively assumed they would be like bag or some other contraption facilitate easy transfer another container. They were not.

Twitter Thread: Dad's Crickets Delivery Erupts Into Disaster

A collection of clever comebacks that hit their mark | Moon Pie MoonPie O @MoonPie Buddy 's saturday night and talking marshmallow sandwich on internet Sigurbjörn Lárusson @sigurbjornl Replying MoonPie time is wasted managing social media account

Masterful Comebacks That Held Nothing Back

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Times that people were total mad lads online | Chronic Insomniac @HoneyCinnamon_ My uncle just sent message family group asking money privately messaged him asking banking details so can deposit He responded saying he doesn't actually need money. He asked money so nobody family would ask him money | lan Sausage @stephenjmolloy 3S @NatGeo Can please follow back so can DM got some new research is going blow mind! Following National Geographic O @NatGeo Follows Ducks don't actually

Mad Lads That Are Agents Of Pure Chaos

A Twitter thread featuring pop punk bands from the 2000s as John Mulaney quotes | Yikes On Bikes TM @ayrbee PRESENT MY VERY SMALL AUDIENCE. POP PUNK BANDS 2000S AS JOHN MULANEY QUOTES THREAD.

Twitter Thread: Pop Punk Bands As John Mulaney Quotes

Guy shares a funny Twitter thread about how his dad has no video game logic | Marc now. Follow @MarcStraight My dad is starting get into different kinds video games. He tried out No Man's Sky today and said "So 's like doing yard work but space" and honestly have no rebuttal he's absolutely right.

Twitter Thread: Dad Has Zero Video Game Logic

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Man shares story about writing Titanic sequel for his middle school crush | Daniel Dockery Follow @dandock middle school had crush on girl whose favorite movie Titanic. So impress her wrote an outline sequel called Titanic 2. And every like this tweet gets will reveal another awful detail this story.

Twitter Thread: Man Writes Titanic Sequel For His Crush

A Twitter thread about love being found at a graveyard | sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start funny story. He buried small village Sussex really close my dad so l visited his grave lot still do DON'T WORRY GETS FUNNIER.

Twitter Thread: Man Meets Wife At Graveyard

A collection of clever comebacks that destroyed their recipients | Can do $250? 3 min ago Only have 100 15 s ago Then don't need bill counter

Clever Comebacks That Hit The Bullseye

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Twitter user breaks down the grieving process | Lauren Herschel @LaurenHerschel So grief is like this: There's box with ball And pain button. And no am not known my art skills BALL AND BOX BALL PAIN BUTTON

Twitter Thread: Grief Explained

A Twitter thread about a guy getting catfished by a girl's thirsty mom | TheeDreadGod @TheeDreadGod 4 talked on phone but made mistake never FaceTiming her mean She gave her snap and watched her snaps all time as she watched mine and then would talk about posted so honestly never saw red flag she wasn't who she said she

Twitter Thread: Man Gets Catfished By Girl's Mom

A heroic dog ends up saving his family from a fire | Ulysses S. Cocksman Follow @USCocksman want tell story about Hank, and want know has happy ending. This is Hank 6 years ago.

Twitter Thread: Heroic Dog Saves Family

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Twitter thread calls out people that don't move on after breakups | Rev Rell Follow @awkward_duck My homeboy, who love pieces, had great gf but he kept messing up. Like big time. Finally she called quits. He told her he gonna take time become better person she agreed they could reconcile later if he really worked on himself.

Twitter Thread: Man Gets Reality Check After Breakup

Woman tells the story of helping a young woman who was having a seizure | Erynn Brook @ErynnBrook Follow waiting on kitty ultrasound results and trying distract myself little bit so l'd like tell story about something happened last night hopes can process my feelings around met girl on train last night.

Twitter Thread: Woman Helps Stranger In Dire Need Of Assistance

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Homeowner gets back at inconsiderate neighbors who keep throwing trash over the fence by planting impossible-to-remove bamboo all over their yard: 'You reap what you sow'

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Company only pays half of minimum wage, so new teen hire refuses to show up for first shift, causes other employees to quit: ‘Good luck… You guys gonna need it!’

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Employee gets fired on the spot after giving their 2-week notice, boss then calls them later begging them to come back and finish out their notice period: 'I gave 2 weeks' notice. They fired me on the spot, then begged me to finish the week'

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