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A Twitter thread featuring pop punk bands from the 2000s as John Mulaney quotes | Yikes On Bikes TM @ayrbee PRESENT MY VERY SMALL AUDIENCE. POP PUNK BANDS 2000S AS JOHN MULANEY QUOTES THREAD.

Twitter Thread: Pop Punk Bands As John Mulaney Quotes

Hilariously on point.
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Guy shares a funny Twitter thread about how his dad has no video game logic | Marc now. Follow @MarcStraight My dad is starting get into different kinds video games. He tried out No Man's Sky today and said "So 's like doing yard work but space" and honestly have no rebuttal he's absolutely right.

Twitter Thread: Dad Has Zero Video Game Logic

It's okay, dad.
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Man shares story about writing Titanic sequel for his middle school crush | Daniel Dockery Follow @dandock middle school had crush on girl whose favorite movie Titanic. So impress her wrote an outline sequel called Titanic 2. And every like this tweet gets will reveal another awful detail this story.

Twitter Thread: Man Writes Titanic Sequel For His Crush

Definite "A" for effort.
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A Twitter thread about love being found at a graveyard | sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start funny story. He buried small village Sussex really close my dad so l visited his grave lot still do DON'T WORRY GETS FUNNIER.

Twitter Thread: Man Meets Wife At Graveyard

One can find love just about anywhere.
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A collection of clever comebacks that destroyed their recipients | Can do $250? 3 min ago Only have 100 15 s ago Then don't need bill counter

Clever Comebacks That Hit The Bullseye

Love a good clever comeback.
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Twitter user breaks down the grieving process | Lauren Herschel @LaurenHerschel So grief is like this: There's box with ball And pain button. And no am not known my art skills BALL AND BOX BALL PAIN BUTTON

Twitter Thread: Grief Explained

Completely nailed it.
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A Twitter thread about a guy getting catfished by a girl's thirsty mom | TheeDreadGod @TheeDreadGod 4 talked on phone but made mistake never FaceTiming her mean She gave her snap and watched her snaps all time as she watched mine and then would talk about posted so honestly never saw red flag she wasn't who she said she

Twitter Thread: Man Gets Catfished By Girl's Mom

Real or not, what a ride.
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A heroic dog ends up saving his family from a fire | Ulysses S. Cocksman Follow @USCocksman want tell story about Hank, and want know has happy ending. This is Hank 6 years ago.

Twitter Thread: Heroic Dog Saves Family

Hank's got a heart of gold and nerves of steel.
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Twitter thread calls out people that don't move on after breakups | Rev Rell Follow @awkward_duck My homeboy, who love pieces, had great gf but he kept messing up. Like big time. Finally she called quits. He told her he gonna take time become better person she agreed they could reconcile later if he really worked on himself.

Twitter Thread: Man Gets Reality Check After Breakup

This guy's lesson can be applied to many folks.
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Woman tells the story of helping a young woman who was having a seizure | Erynn Brook @ErynnBrook Follow waiting on kitty ultrasound results and trying distract myself little bit so l'd like tell story about something happened last night hopes can process my feelings around met girl on train last night.

Twitter Thread: Woman Helps Stranger In Dire Need Of Assistance

Always be ready to help out that stranger in need.
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A collection of funny updates from Jurassic Park On Twitter | Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK have decided cancel today's dinosaur talent show after every single dinosaur wrote down "unthinkable chaos" as their talent

Funny Updates From The World Of Jurassic Park

This account is dropping gold left and right.
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A collection of funny tweets about Hogwarts without the rose colored glasses | Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella ALBUS: Honestly, Minerva don't know if doing right thing. ALBUS: ALBUS: ALBUS just normal cat, aren't CAT: Meow. | HARRY: There's Voldemort RON: Now's our chance HARRY: Gonna do Expelliarmus RON: Harry, come on s Vol- HARRY S ONLY ONE KNOW

Hilarious Tweets From The World Of Hogwarts

Simply magical.
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A collection of times that people were incredibly cheap and entitled | Ugh enjoying opportunity launch my own kayak and not have pay anything fee using one's own equipment is too high! 1 mo Like Reply More GREENSBORO CY LAKES Author 's $6 use own boat can also purchase an annual permit use lakes. 3 wks Like Reply More

Entitled Moochers With Daunting Levels Of Entitlement

Enough is enough.
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A coworker's lunch gets stolen and then an office drama ensues | Zak Toscani Follow @zaktoscani Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they've agreed let him watch security camera tape. This is most excited l've ever been at any job ever. Ever. lunch question shrimp fried rice which means this escalates misdemeanor felony no doubt

Coworker's Lunch Gets Stolen, Office Drama Ensues

A remarkably cold blooded individual, indeed.
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A collection of tweets depicting unique British problems | Tweet VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish Removing kind kind regards let recipient know absolutely bloody livid 10/04/2015 14:45 8,275 RETWEETS 8,587 FAVOURITES

British Problems That Are Bloody Brilliant

Going to have to use that regards trick.
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A funny Twitter account shares various irreverent jokes and puns | Pakalu Papito @p 15. Okt. 2019 better check my phone texts friends checks phone better get some friends 18 t 1.848 7.593

Irreverent Jokes And Puns From Pakalu Papito

An account that speaks to the soul.
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