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Marriage Tweets That Didn't Hold Anything Back

If there's one thing that these hilarious and unfiltered tweets about marriage prove, it's that the experience is just like an emotional rollercoaster. You have the good days and the bad days, and will continually be tested by that partner as you navigate life together. 

A collection of marriage tweets that are hilarious and relatable | Rob Follow @rockymomax WIFE: where's baby traded guy this sandwich WIFE haha l'm kidding WIFE: oh thank god also got snickers
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Funny Tweets That Hit The Spot

Every now and again Twitter is a place where actual funny observations and fails are shared, and it's not just a continuous stream of news headlines. In this case we have a fresh batch of Twitter funnies that we certainly got a kick out of. 

A collection of funny tweets that kept us entertained | AJ Mendez Brooks Follow @AJBrooks Just bumped into mannequin said "sorry Then said "Oh thought were person Then realized still talking mannequin. 12:44 AM 24 Jan 2013 6 17 1,556 v 1,388
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Millennials Pretend To Be Baby Boomers In Facebook Group

Bob, you better not miss dinner, my dude. Alright, seriously, this group is brilliant and very well might take over your life. It's a bunch of millennials who have dedicated themselves to trolling baby boomers with statuses that are hilariously on point. 

Millennials pretend that they're baby boomers in a ridiculous Facebook group | Rob Portesy group where all pretend be boomers New Member 18 mins E Dinner with Tom | Elissa Saputo Robinson group where all pretend be boomers 2 hrs E Bob are coming over dinner tonight. O Like Comment 9.
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Twitter Thread: Man Unknowingly Invites Raccoon Into Hammock

Aaron Reynolds shared a hilarious story about a particularly surprising evening he had, while chilling on a hammock listening to the Rolling Stones. You see, Aaron thought he was summoning his cat into the hammock, when in fact it was a sneaky raccoon. From there, hilarious chaos ensues. 

Man accidentally invites a raccoon into his hammock while he's hanging out | Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds started new evening ritual leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and get into hammock back yard and listen an album start finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and been trying coax him into hammock
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Twitter Thread: Nostalgic Elementary School Memories

This nostalgic Twitter thread very successfully hits on many of the iconic memories from muddling through elementary school. Whether it was trying to make sure you didn't get caught by those chairs' ferocious static electricity, or fall victim to the terrible taste of those wooden spoons; these are sure to bring many folks back to those strange olden days. 

A Twitter thread with multiple nostalgic elementary school memories | melina melmadara bringing back weird memories elementary school THREAD running a finger through wall bricks | melina @melmadara static came these blue plastic chair
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Choosy Beggars And Other Greedy Creatures

These choosing beggars and their wildly irrational demands just keep coming out of the woodwork. There's no possible way to peacefully negotiate with people that insist on spending zero money, when a fixed price has already been clearly listed. 

A collection of entitled and choosing beggars | Replying Wendys and @McDonalds take lifetime supply spicy nuggs 2722 1,525 Wendy's O @Wendys 1d keep buying spicy nuggs rest life Q 34 27211 10.8K
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British Cop Measuring Road Gets Roasted To Oblivion

Poor Darren was probably just going about doing exactly what he was taught. Unfortunately, Twitter and it's relentless army of spicy silvertongues were ready to roast the guy to an utter crisp. 

British cop measuring the road ends up getting roasted to oblivion | Cheshire West @Go_CheshireWest Further along road another potential problem has been reported. Darren inspects and explains as is under 50mm no action needs be taken at this time #cwaclive
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Twitter Thread: Animator Calls Out Whiny Consumer

Some pretentious Twitter user thought they'd go ahead and issue a complaint about what looks like a completely acceptable Family Guy scene. So, an actual animator stepped in and shed some light on the realities of the industry. At one point, the animator points out that they're actually making someone else's art, when it comes to the animations that people see. 

An animator calls out a whiny consumer in Twitter thread | Noogat @NoogatDelight Primetime animation is quite possibly one most sterile fields animation, and can thank FG/ Other animated Family Sitcoms pioneering Artists who work on these shows are incredibly limited they can, and cannot do; and is by design. 10:00 pm 15/6/20 Twitter Android
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Relatable Memes And Tweets About Working Retail

Anyone who has ever muddled through the soul grind of an experience that is working retail, will connect with these painfully relatable tweets and memes. Working retail is hard enough without the Karens of the world complicating everything with unnecessary toxic BS. 

Various tweets and memes that capture the experience of working retail | ABAKER @a_bakee Waiting day emojis are on POS systems at restaurants. So guest is being annoying can put "O on ticket.
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Math Wizards That Crunched The Numbers Extra Hard

And people out there said that math doesn't have any real world applications. It's fun to see just how strange things can turn out when one crunches the numbers on various real world instances that quite simply were never intended to be meticulously deconstructed. If you enjoy these, check out the time that a Tumblr user crunched the numbers to determine the exact date of Ice Cube's, "Good Day."

People that did the math on random and ridiculous things | rapidopatter 2 im-sorry-about--homestuck rnusicality: fun statistics adults kid had no help with college tuition hardworking and paid all myself Annual tuition Yale, 1970 2,550 -Annual tuition Yale, 2014 45,800 -Minimum Wage, 1970 1.45 -Minimum Wage, 2014 7.25 -Daily hours at minimum wage needed pay tuition 1970: 4.8 -Daily hours at minimum wage needed pay tuition 2014: 17.3 | @josiaheloi watching spongebob movie, he has been employee m
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Twitter Thread: Man's Experience With Girl Roommates Is Enlightening

A house filled with laughter, loyalty, love, and lots of hair. Sounds like a wild ride indeed. All in all, by the way this lad describes his experience with his female roommate and her best friend, it sounds like it was a whole lot of fun. You've just got to be able to roll with the drama, but come on, everyone is stirring up drama regardless of how they identify themselves. 

Man describes his experience with girl roommates in enlightening Twitter thread | Craig Shapes 27 30K 63K @craigshapes Mar 28 Last year moved with my girlfriend and her best mate. They're both girls. Some shit l've seen is EYE OPENING mate thread)
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Scottish Tweets To Keep Yer Day Moving

We'll always be ready for some more Scottish tweets. Scottish Twitter does a wonderful job at portraying the Scottish culture. On top of that, it's way too much fun to sit back, and read Scottish tweets out loud. Like you can almost sound like a Scottish person if you do it with enough gusto and passion. 

Check out some more hilarious Scottish Twitter gems over here.

A collection of funny Scottish tweets that reflect the culture | jordan trotter @jordan_trotter Its mad kind plans make with people out on weekend. Aye lad, ill come snorkeling with ye and uncle kev morra
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Angry Homeless Person Calls Out Salvation Army For Cruel Treatment In Emotional Twitter Thread

We hope things are looking up for this person, and anyone else affected by potential mistreatment when staying in a Salvation Army shelter. 

homeless person exposes salvation army | muffins 'n milk @milknmuffins Hey. As homeless person staying at salvation army shelter Please don't donate salvation army. 5/7/17, 12:35 AM 4,893 RETWEETS 4,006 LIKES muffins 'n milk @milknmuffins 13h Replying milknmuffins Don't donate money. Don't donate time. Don't donate toiletries, blankets, or food. Do not support this organization. 17 416 763 muffins 'n milk @milknmuffins 13h shelter staying at is one specifically meant housing vulnerable women 218
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