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These folks are absolute masters of their craft of being dumb. This be the land of stupid attempts, lies and general dumbassery. We honestly wish all of these were jokes but given the state of things, we're not so sure. For more of this, here are enough moments of facepalm to give you a stupid stroke.

Whoever's running the National Park Service and hatching up these hilarious captions, seriously deserves a raise. Just the right amount of wit and wholesome humor to tie the nice pictures of nature together. 

Twitter User @dizzysinclair, started up a thread on those meals people turn to when the depression hits. The answers ended up being quite relatable to many folks out there. We've got sugary feasts like a big old bag of brown sugar; we've got sleep; we've got peanut butter jars. You name it, it's probably on here. Sometimes a soul sick with sadness just needs to get lost in an abyss of sugar and fried foods. 

This young woman complained on Twitter about Mario being racist, and hispanic people stepped forward to tell her not to speak for them. It would seem that none of them had any problem with Mario. Instead, their biggest problem was the white millennial woman speaking for them. 

Twitter user @ianhickton, found himself confused and entertained by a ridiculously meticulous list of Airbnb house rules recently. He shared the list on Twitter and people were definitely in agreement. 

The internet's been caught up in a frenzy over the "Storm Area 51" Facebook event that has hundreds of thousands (if not a million by this time) of people jokingly signed up to storm the heavily guarded military base. We've been able to enjoy a steady influx of Area 51 memes, so no complaints there. And then things seemed to come to a head when the Air Force itself issued a formal warning to anyone giving serious consideration toward actually trying to storm Area 51. 

To keep the mood light, we've got a recent Twitter thread of Twitter users sharing what kinds of crazy stuff they think could be kept in Area 51. 

Ex-Kindergarten teacher Jessica Gentry's powerful post about quitting her job after 12 years of hard work went viral for a good reason. There's a great message in the post. Sounds like the kids haven't changed, it's the damn parents. At least that's the point she hammers down on off the bat. Check the rest of her message below. 

This vegan restaurant owner is their own worst enemy when it comes to trying to bring in new business. You're out here snapping at customers who are complaining about being uncomfortable trying to eat, while your kid is running around the establishment naked. Maybe not the best look for your restaurant -- in terms of having the kid run around, and the way you're going about handling the review. 

Reddit's "Indian People Facebook" subreddit churns up some serious social media gold. You've got to admire the bullish bravado and fearlessness of these dudes when it comes to spitting their "game" on social media. Zero shame and zero game. Or maybe their game is just next level and we can't even fathom what they're doing. 

This family physician's using his Twitter account to share some of his thoughts about a day on the job dealing with mindless patients. The jokes definitely bring with them a "dad joke" kind of vibe. But we enjoyed them. 

This coldhearted Chicago Cubs fan's earned himself the nickname of "Mai Tai Guy" after footage of him stealing a home run ball from kids in the stands surfaced. I mean, he didn't rip the ball out of their hands or anything, but he definitely could've been more sensitive to those hopeful kids around him that just wanted a chance at taking home a home run ball. 

Twitter users have banded together to share the dumbest of their ideas when it comes to improving the world. The results are actually pretty impressive. Like some of this stuff would really benefit the world. 

For some people the path to solving a seemingly simple math problem can be all kinds of complicated. It's funny how difficult we make it for ourselves to crunch them numbers, but sometimes that's the only way.