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Puns We Can't Tell If We Love or Hate

Many people have a love/hate relationship with puns. They're either the best thing in the world, or the worst excuse for humor you could possibly imagine. Sometimes you've gotta satiate those wordplay cravings and see some silly puns and clever jokes.

Funny puns and wordplay memes | tiny dog peeking its head out of a shark plushie's mouth. OfficialDlonem Poor Shark has loose canine
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Kids' Recipes We Don't See Ourselves Trying Out

Kids may be weird and dumb, but we can't really fault them for it. These ones are just doing their best to try and provide an accurate and reliable recipes. Will we try them out ourselves? Oh man, definitely not. We'll just have to take it with a grain of salt, and that's it.

Funny recipes made by children | tweet by JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made cook book, and all kids had come up with all recipese so much better than could've imagined. SepastianS Pancakes Serving: 3 Ser Pre Coc Cos WA Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost 70 Ingl Flou Bee Bak But But Ingredients: Salt and 's Where buy: Walmart Instructions: Wh get thingy house and put hot thingy. Turn on hot thingy and burns so Inst have be careful make like, something anu Yo po put and
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Drivers' Silliest Excuses To Get Out Of Speeding Tickets

It can happen to the very best of us. Sometimes, one can get caught up in such a maddening rush to get to their meeting, appointment, dinner reservation, etc. that they end up completely disregarding the speed limit. This disregard for the speed limit can result in acts of pure reckless driving, or maybe you're someone who ended up going just a few mph over the speed limit. Then from there, getting caught by a cop waiting to dish out speeding tickets can really just end up being a game of luck. These people tried to pass off some unforgettably silly excuses when they got busted. 

A collection of the silliest excuses people used on police officers giving out speeding tickets. | Billbapawpaw 4h My brother is cop. He said one guy told him saw wife cheating on nanny cam and l'm trying get home confront them during act" He gave him an escort.
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Funny Tweets to Put Some Skip in That Step

In a way, Twitter is like wandering through a hurricane of people's fears, complaints, and quirky observations. Will it be a dissertation on how hard it is to be a mom or will it be a terrific caption for a new dead giant squid someone found? Who knows. This and more can be found in many sick tweets from the twitter-verse.

stupid and funny joke tweets | 17 Discount Emma Stone Retweeted jon drake @DrakeGatsby 000 's my Roomba's birthday so l'm bringing him beach and just gonna let him go crazy 9:01 AM Nov 15, 2020 Twitter iPhone
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Tumblr Tales that Make Everything Gothic

Every place has its own flavor of repetitive creepiness, from Poland to the Pacific Northwest. There are many flavors of gothic, including a more comprehensive tumblr thread that goes full American Gothic. No matter where you are or what your situation might be, there is potential for a creepy retelling of it.

Tumblr stories of places and things being gothic | themmfatale 2020 gothic join zoom call. everyone's mic is muted, but no one is talking anyway stare at squares with faces them. which is face can't be sure news is full numbers try learn they mean, but articles are full jargon fields have no experience and swear numbers change blink wake up sleep wake up sleep many days have no idea go walk shadow follows down street, moving move, stopping stop. always recommended six feet away every day get
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Sick Tweets from the Twitter-verse

Scrolling through Twitter can feel a lot like whipping through the chaotic, disorganized thoughts of a raving madman. That said, quite a few of those thoughts are kind of awesome. Sometimes it's time to say "so long" to focus and embrace the chaos of funny tweets to give your day a boost.

funny and stupid tweets | abby abbyomalley_ babies will not eat vegetables but they will eat airplanes. whats up with 1:26 p.m 29 Oct. 20 Twitter iPhone
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Petty Opinions People Will Defend to Their Last Breath

We may not have fully rounded opinions on life or the universe, but holy crap do we know exactly how we want the dishwasher loaded. Just take these things people are certain of but have zero proof to drive home the fact that people get extremely passionate about minute details. We'll argue all day about the right way to eat a banana.

petty opinions people are passionate about | NotTheNoogie More not use microwave is clock. Stop leaving unused time on there just have hit cancel button once, damn!
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A Motherload of Devastating Dad Jokes

There is a right time for puns and there is a wrong time for puns, and now is the time to let the dad jokes flow freely. These puns are reeking of such dadness that they belong on a minivan road trip to a lawnmower festival. These sackfuls of puns might have you regretting wordplay and looking completely dad in the eyes.

funny dad jokes | Lord of the Rings best Shires HEINZ KISTERS MORS HEINZ RCESTERS 20% MORE 20% MORE HEINZ MORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE HEINZ WORCESTERSHIRE ZNI3H RCESTERS HON NO | BEFORE CALCULATORS PEOPLE USED AN ABBA Kiss abacus
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Old People Who Wrangled With Social Media

Old people are trying their best on social media, but some are still trying to get the hang of it. Whether it's messaging the Walmart Facebook page some extremely personal information or being real rude about close family members, it's always a party when grandma gets her computer driving gloves on.

funny mistakes old people made on social media | Mary would very much like become member this page Sharelle and added by Maria have been member since Mary Sharelle oh ok thank
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Worker Deploys Petty Revenge on Elevator Rule Stickler

Most of us would agree that safety rules are important to follow. But when rules are enforced not on their utility but on the satisfactions of the people getting to abuse them, that's where people get petty. For another story of pettiness, here's a coworker who complained too much about free pizza and encouraged a petty feast.

funny petty elevator revenge story | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/-BigBadBeef Petty revenge against petty shipyard security work shipyard. COVID has seen some pretty harsh measures which actually endorse, since shipyard attracts workers all over world. One these measures lists maximum amount people can occupy elevator at once. Only 3 can use elevator at any given time, but only one if transport materials alongside.
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Wholesome Tumblr Dragon Story Makes Way for Dumb Pun

Tumblr ain't nothing without a writing prompt or two, and this short dragon thing is at least a little nugget of wholesomeness to spend some time on. For a bigger one, here's a tumblr thread on angels and demons bonding over sandwiches. The cogs of Tumblr are always turning out random tumblr gems.

wholesome tumblr dragon story pun | Early one morning pull down favourite cup, only find small dragon, curled up and sleeping contentedly inside. archmarastyden Confused and still half asleep take cup outside empty dragon carefully onto grass, then return rinse cup and make coffee next morning he is back, curled snuggly inside cup as before and repeat process.
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Who cares about overly fancy editing, platitudes about the children, or help from viewers like you. It's all about Curbside Larry. Just give Curbside Larry a call and he'll set you up with your fiction or nonfiction needs.

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Tumblr Thread: Hitting Terminal Meme

Memes are a sort of ephemeral form of communication. Most of them need some sort of context in order to operate well. As this tumblr thread shows, the further we get from some, understanding them becomes a form of cultural anthropology. These ones still mostly make sense though so it's still pretty funny. For more tumblr stuff, here are some random tumblr gems to tumble through.

Tumblr thread on memes gets memed | mareebrittenford Young Man Take breadsticks and run Man door hand hook said young man car gun plaid-n-converse memeception elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey HIT TERMINAL MEME bl00dlikeice @caesarianconfection fidefortitude said hate this" so many times on this website, and never actually meant because hate this" is just shorthand this is an example meme given twist wasn't expecting with intent surprise Which is itself meme on this site. God damn But this This
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Tumblr Thread: The Convenience of Repurposed Greeting Cards

As convenient as a greeting card can be, it's a shame they only make them for boiler-plate events like birthdays and holidays. Sometimes you need a greeting card that gets at a more specific issue, and you have to use your creativity to devise a low budget solution. With a flick of a pen, any card can be expertly repurposed.

funny Tumblr thread on repurposing greeting cards | my sense humor: getting birthday cards with wildly incorrect age on people magicoftelevision Follow Bithday DadGil 's Fun Be Matt 50 Babie
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Tumblr Thread: The Extremely Suspicious Not-Mob Guy

Tumblr kicks around concepts like nobody's business and this looks totally like a show we'd want to watch. And as it turns out, there actually is a hilarious story that's based on a similar concept. For more off-the-wall spinnings of the mind, here are some random funny Tumblr gems to fill those pockets.

Tumblr thread about a funny suspicious mob character | urbanfantasyinspiration Follow Ilike idea cop character who looks and acts like he's Mob He acts SUPER Italian >He always has some cousin can help them out on case (either as an informant or they can fix up car or whatever) and they're all different people, but they're all named Tony >Whenever he's interrogating suspect he always does borderline mob shit like sure would be shame if something were happen Hair and fashion sense are 10/10
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This very short POV video shows the full set of emotions; the fear, pain and loss of being the I in Pixar at the beginning of any Pixar film. It must be a sad, horrible life. You know that lamp is coming, and it wants what you have. And you're just a letter so you can't do anything about it.