We'd all love to dress up as our favorite cartoon characters and superheroes, but few of us have the time and budget to do a good job. Thanks to Lowcost_cosplay we have an answer to the question "how can I dress up like my favorite Disney character, Ursula the Sea Witch, when all I can afford is a banana?"
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When this guy got looped into a baby birthing that he wasn't a part of, he still went down to see the new baby. Because why not? It makes you feel good to see random strangers making connections, especially with good humor involved, like this understanding customer who got a messed up pizza order.
What a concept. This tweet from MaglioJen popped off featuring the translated lyrics to Smash Mouth's late 90's, early 00's anthem "All Star." The thing was originally translated by Isaac Mayer and he even performed the Aramaic version on Youtube. Still sounds like a pretty damn great song no matter the language.
Gotta love weddings. Nothing says everlasting love like photoshopping yourself and your betrothed as centaurs. Y'know, for love. If not a half horse body, how about a genie? Maybe instead of photoshop, you'd like to throw some chickens in the air? We think these folks are onto something, and we'd like to see more people treat their weddings with more absurdity.
Why are things named what they are anyway? Some scientist or technician threw together a taxonomy a long time ago made up of some greek or latin roots that no one uses anymore? Just about everything can afford to have a nickname. Some of these make more sense than the originals. Saying "make sure the electric hose is plugged in" makes sense to us. Here are some alternate names for animals
What can we say, maybe this Tumblr user's cat is hot? If we had a cat that bolted into the fridge constantly we'd be freaking out all the time, but the fact that this cat seems content in there is sort of endearing, in a weird way. If you google "cat in fridge" this is just about the most wholesome result you're gonna find. For a cute but big cat fail, here's a mistaken animal lover who thought she'd found a stray cat.
Twitter user @ImNice_LikeRice asked what people would steal if they were a burglar who's main goal is to inconvenience their victims as much as possible. People responded with some pretty diabolical answers. You'd be surprised how easily you could screw someone's whole day up with just one or two missing things.
The shower is the perfect place for your mind to wander down various rabbit holes. Something about it seems to lead people down strange avenues of thought. Often these thought exercises leave us with an interesting reflection on our own reality. Some may be profound. Most will be next to useless shower thoughts about how almost no one has ever made real eye contact with their own ass, or something.
It's a pretty well known fact that, well, kids are stupid creatures. Kids aren't necessarily good at anything, so when they get a chance to brag, they take it. Even if it's the smallest thing you wouldn't think of as a real achievement, they'll let you know about it. Here are some strange flexes people saw in their own kids as well as themselves as children.
The natural world is so large and diverse that it inherently has a lot of room for jokes. That's why people have taken it upon themselves to wonder, what the hell would that room have been like when God made different plants and animals?
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These jokes, memes and moments range from glaringly dumb to kind of clever, but most of them are stupid or overly simplistic in their own way. We love puns and dad jokes of all stripes, as well as weird observations that are way out of left field. That said, they're all technically correct.
Keaton Patti is a wonderfully weird writer who's behind other "bot written" scripts such as this John Wick script, as well as this Diner's Drive-Ins and Dives script. He claims that each one is written by a computer program that has consumed over a thousand hours of their respective content, but since the amount of content for each doesn't come close to a thousand hours, we're not so sure about that process. Either way, we love these.
Exploring can get you in a bind when you don't have thumbs. Some of the way these dogs are stuck are actually a bit of a miracle. Who knew a lawn chair could so easily become a plastic prison for a good boy. For more, here are some more people and animals who got stuck in uncomfortable predicaments. Perhaps you're in the mood for some wholesome dog memes, or just any dog meme at all. Look no further. This is the number one stop for all dog lovers!
Here are some quick fail gifs to make you reconsider trying anything. We've got a baby elephants trying to get a scratch, a kid trying to shovel dirt, incompetent soldiers trying to throw a grenade and more. For more failure gifs, here are some miscellaneous fails that left people worse for wear.
Some of these dogs look like they feel more guilty than others. Whether it ranged from destruction of property to disturbing the peace, these otherwise good dogs behaved badly and suffered the stigma of internet shaming. We're not super sure if that's an effective way to teach your dog not to chew on your shoes, but it makes for good internets. Here are some more dog shaming photos.
Okay, we'd be pretty upset too if we couldn't have a beer, but the context is a little different. Here are some parents who found their kids overwhelmed by the most simple and unconcerning things. Wait until these kids hear about having to pay taxes. For more, check out these completely stupid reasons kids had meltdowns.
