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Dumb and Clever Puns to Love and Hate

Puns are one of those things that even though you might hate, you can't really avoid. Try as you might to avoid them and yell at the people who bring them into your life, but someone will always come back with a sackful of puns to spill all over your life. They're both incredibly clever and horribly dumb at the same time.

funny puns and clever wordplay memes | My van gets stolen Where did my Van Gogh self portrait | Doctor: Which knee hurts Dis Disney
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Tumblr Thread On Purple Rhymes Goes Off The Rails

Tumblr has the tendency to well, tumble. And exactly that happened here. What started as an observation on violets turned into a historical rhyme on the concept of purple, which then turned into some well timed and tastefully executed filth. For more Tumblr color nerdery, here's an explanation of why magenta isn't a real color. And for random fun, here are Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

Tumblr thread about rhyming with purple turns into dirty history lesson | gallusrostromegalus S aerialsquid Follow satanpositive Roses are red much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. feels fictional have been waiting this post all my life. marzipanandminutiae They are indeed purple, But one thing missed concept purple" Didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names color see. Hence good old Homer And his "wine-dark sea."
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Mistakes, Failures, Errors and Blunders

Sometimes the world is too unpredictable for any regular person to walk around with a full sense of security that things are gonna be done perfectly every time. Sure, it's likely that things turn out okay, but only after some misfortune and chaos like paint spills, gas pumping errors, and a whole lot of mislabeled produce. 

funny stupid mistakes and failures | Did they think this would fit? huge box sticking out from cat trunk | snapchat misspelled sign FERTIZLE GRASS think they mean "fertilize"
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Dogs Who Fell Asleep In Creative Ways

It would be nice to be able to get so comfortable that you look uncomfortable. Seriously, some of these dogs just look like a pile. Dogs sometimes get stuck and need a hand, but these ones seem to be at least someone in control of their creative, and sometimes awkward positions.

funny awkward sleeping dogs | funny sleeping positions smushed faces weird legs
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Community Photoshops In The Many Things Sleeping Husband Missed

This seems like a kinder option than drawing on his face. Who knew there were so many things that you could sleep through on one road trip. For some more photoshop glory, here's a guy who trolled a scammer with his photoshop skills, as well as a boyfriend who also fell asleep in the car and got photoshopped to oblivion.

Husband falls asleep in car and the background gets changed with photoshop | Sharea Overman Awakening Inspiration and Support Professional Photographers 22h R hope this is allowed husband fell asleep. Can y'all photoshop things window so can show him he missed while he are on road and my asleep??
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Patently Absurd Warning Signs

We live in a world of many dangers, so many so that it requires terrifying signs that speak the language of fear. Some of these signs ride the line just between utter joke and serious business, and others are straight up creepy as hell. There are spooky signs out there that mean serious business.

stupid, scary and funny warning signs | WARNING FEED PIGEON LOSE FINGER ED BIRD Code SEC 486 M.P. Thank PIER 39 San Francises H PLEASE DON | ATTENTION TRESPASSERS WILL BE BAPTIZED FREQUENT TRESPASSERS WILL BE SENT AWAY ON MISSION.
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Just a bunch of bats standing around, minding their own business, wondering why you're there looking at em.

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Dumb Junk People Believed as Kids

If you're new on the planet, it's extremely easy to mishear something once and have an extremely skewed idea of the world for a few years. Kids are dumb and weird, but usually the grow up into less dumb adults. Sometimes they don't, and people end of hearing the dumbest things ever.

funny and dumb things kids believed | rceg 10.5k points 2 days ago edited 2 days ago thought my TV too small see adults shows like Tom and Jerry and Powerpuff girls.
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Clever and Literal Moments That are Technically Correct

If you can't think of something intelligent to say, just try to say something that sounds clever. And if you can't think of something clever, say something so mind-numbingly obvious, dumb, or weird that it seems like you're on a whole 'nother level. If you can't say something smart, at least be technically correct. At least that's what these clever and literal moments achieve.

Technically correct jokes and moments that are literally correct | Syndrome @prodbysyndrome taxes are essentially just yearly subscription country live lol childhood is free trial OH MY FUCKING GOD
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Silliest Reasons Kids Told On Classmates

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the dumbest reasons that kids went and told on their classmates. There's just something about staring at your classmates that seems to always manifest in being told on. Those teachers truly need the patience of saints. 

The dumbest reasons that kids told on their classmates | morales52904 1d Apparently rolled my eyes at someone kindergarten across room kid so fact they caught looking at ceiling and made about them astonished. On top couldn't even defend myself because had no clue rolling one's eyes even meant or implied. Reply 95
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Parents Tweeting the Weird Names Their Kids Call Things

Parents are fully aware that kids can be a real mixed bag. Sometimes kids are weird and dumb, and other times kids can be too smart for their own good. Here are tweets of parents who found their kids sayings for existing places and things that were either wildly inaccurate or strangely too accurate.

Tweets from parents about the strange and funny names their kids have for things | Broken Puppet @java_assassin My daughter just called cemetery person garden not even sure she thinks is happening there. 1:52 PM Jun 18, 2020 3K 663 people are Tweetin
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Sleepy Dogs in Goofy Positions

They say that sleeping dogs don't lie. That's true for these ones. They tend to curl themselves up, stick their legs directly into the air, and suspend themselves miraculously over multiple pieces of furniture. Dogs can do some impressive things, like this dog who figured out how to herd a lawn roomba or this dog who learned the dinner criteria.

sleeping dogs in silly positions | funny dog sleeping with its mouth open and teeth exposed | cute dog sleeping on a chair with its head supported on a table
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Classic Russian Wedding Photoshops

What better way to show your everlasting love than a quick photo edit of you in your beloved's pocket, or kissing on a swan? We don't know why this is a trend, nor do we care, but we do like to see the commitment to the craft. For another creative use of photoshop here's a guy trolling a scammer with his photoshop skills.

Funny Russian wedding photoshop | weird wtf edited wedding photos bride descending down stairs with tiny groom wearing a jet pack | bride sitting on groom's shoulders in the middle of a lake
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Tumblr Thread: Excerpts from Bible Rewritten by Eleven Year Old

This Tumblr user found an interesting gem, the forgotten writing project of their eleven year old self trying to give a crack at rewriting the Bible. For some more religion themed Tumblr posts, here are some Tumblr holy water loopholes as well as one Tumblr user's annual tradition of the moving of the Jesus.

Tumblr user finds exercpts of their eleven year old self trying to rewrite the bible | punkfaery going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because always find wildest shit there and by wildest shit mean time tried rewrite entire bible scratch at age eleven and half punkfaery "And so Adam and Eve were cast out Garden Eden, and Eve turned Adam and said Nice going, loser."
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Now this is the way to handle some shopping at IKEA. This guy's too clever for his own good. Talk about an oldie, but a wonderful goldie. 

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HOA Demands Trash Can Updates, Homeowner Obliges

In some neighborhoods, a Homeowner's Association is no big deal. For others, it's a tyrannical government filled with bored, horrible retired jerks who get a single taste of power and decide to use it to destroy their neighbor's lives. For example, here's a story of Queen Karen of the HOA being defeated.

HOA wants to know every time he sets out his trash can, so he calls every time | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Endoman13 11 hours ago 2 let know every time use my garbage can. oc s never met anyone said "Oh good, an HOA all have trash cans, but sight them offends delicate eyes some, so complied with new rule no seeing bins street find notice my bins being out, which is surprising because only one who touches cans and know 100% compliant.
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