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Puns are one of those things that even though you might hate, you can't really avoid. Try as you might to avoid them and yell at the people who bring them into your life, but someone will always come back with a sackful of puns to spill all over your life. They're both incredibly clever and horribly dumb at the same time.

Tumblr has the tendency to well, tumble. And exactly that happened here. What started as an observation on violets turned into a historical rhyme on the concept of purple, which then turned into some well timed and tastefully executed filth. For more Tumblr color nerdery, here's an explanation of why magenta isn't a real color. And for random fun, here are Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

Sometimes the world is too unpredictable for any regular person to walk around with a full sense of security that things are gonna be done perfectly every time. Sure, it's likely that things turn out okay, but only after some misfortune and chaos like paint spills, gas pumping errors, and a whole lot of mislabeled produce. 

It would be nice to be able to get so comfortable that you look uncomfortable. Seriously, some of these dogs just look like a pile. Dogs sometimes get stuck and need a hand, but these ones seem to be at least someone in control of their creative, and sometimes awkward positions.

This seems like a kinder option than drawing on his face. Who knew there were so many things that you could sleep through on one road trip. For some more photoshop glory, here's a guy who trolled a scammer with his photoshop skills, as well as a boyfriend who also fell asleep in the car and got photoshopped to oblivion.

We live in a world of many dangers, so many so that it requires terrifying signs that speak the language of fear. Some of these signs ride the line just between utter joke and serious business, and others are straight up creepy as hell. There are spooky signs out there that mean serious business.

If you're new on the planet, it's extremely easy to mishear something once and have an extremely skewed idea of the world for a few years. Kids are dumb and weird, but usually the grow up into less dumb adults. Sometimes they don't, and people end of hearing the dumbest things ever.

If you can't think of something intelligent to say, just try to say something that sounds clever. And if you can't think of something clever, say something so mind-numbingly obvious, dumb, or weird that it seems like you're on a whole 'nother level. If you can't say something smart, at least be technically correct. At least that's what these clever and literal moments achieve.

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the dumbest reasons that kids went and told on their classmates. There's just something about staring at your classmates that seems to always manifest in being told on. Those teachers truly need the patience of saints. 

Parents are fully aware that kids can be a real mixed bag. Sometimes kids are weird and dumb, and other times kids can be too smart for their own good. Here are tweets of parents who found their kids sayings for existing places and things that were either wildly inaccurate or strangely too accurate.

They say that sleeping dogs don't lie. That's true for these ones. They tend to curl themselves up, stick their legs directly into the air, and suspend themselves miraculously over multiple pieces of furniture. Dogs can do some impressive things, like this dog who figured out how to herd a lawn roomba or this dog who learned the dinner criteria.

What better way to show your everlasting love than a quick photo edit of you in your beloved's pocket, or kissing on a swan? We don't know why this is a trend, nor do we care, but we do like to see the commitment to the craft. For another creative use of photoshop here's a guy trolling a scammer with his photoshop skills.

This Tumblr user found an interesting gem, the forgotten writing project of their eleven year old self trying to give a crack at rewriting the Bible. For some more religion themed Tumblr posts, here are some Tumblr holy water loopholes as well as one Tumblr user's annual tradition of the moving of the Jesus.

In some neighborhoods, a Homeowner's Association is no big deal. For others, it's a tyrannical government filled with bored, horrible retired jerks who get a single taste of power and decide to use it to destroy their neighbor's lives. For example, here's a story of Queen Karen of the HOA being defeated.