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In my day, we walked up 4 flights of stairs for a fun-size 3 Musketeers bar, and we were happy god dammit. 

But seriously, these folks have no chill when it comes to asking for free stuff.

It's a modern riddle. "How does one take a picture of a mirror without turning it into a selfie?" Some people really tried to leave no footprint. Other people just leaned into it.

Thought you could get away with the same old classic costume this year? Thought you could pop some fake teeth in, throw on a cape, and call yourself George Washington? Not so fast. These people went the extra mile for the sake of creativity.

Veterinarians are trying to pun their way into the funny sign game, and it looks like they're doing pretty well. Get in on some of these (mostly) wholesome animal jokes.

Sometimes people fail to burn a spider and instead burn their house down. Sometimes people spectacularly fail to make their point. Sometimes people try to make a Flat Earth facebook page free of hilarious shit posts. Whatever the attempt, reality is bound to catch up.

With these off-brand halloween costumes, you'll fit right in with the likes of your favorites like superhero Arachnid-Human! Or how about something from the Magical World of  Larry Plopper, the teen warlock!

"Is that a delicious pile of grapes? Or is it a clutch of terrifying spider eggs?" It's the spider eggs. For more, check out r/ForbiddenSnacks.

These mother-lovers are out here breaking the rules like the mild-mannered citizens they are.

Printing out facebook posts! Oversharing! Making catastrophic social faux pas! These are are just some of the joys of watching old people slowly get used to technology

Almost every comments section everywhere is just infighting and negativity. Leave it to Tumblr to find the only one where people bond over their excitement to see red trucks and dogs.

Just a whole bunch of quality signs. Some are mistakes, some where planned. Just don't expect to learn any meaningful information.

We're not completely sure what's going, but what's clear here is that @drewtoothpaste is into Ohio and threatening ass kickings. It's dumb, but kinda funny.

Fun Fact: We only verified a few of these.

Apparently, newspaper editors have enough free-time to think of terrifically funny headlines. That or they sort of let them happen on accident.

Scottish Twitter is a strange, wonderful and wit-filled place, where four-letter words are tossed around like yer mum's name at a ugly contest.

Sure, you can be technically correct in saying that you work for the CIA if you work for the Clam Inspector's Association. These high achievers pulled the ol' switcheroo.