Impressive.

They didn't even know rules exist.

We need a break from reality.

Oh, cool bro.

It's the dadliest catch.

So what exactly is a para-social relationship? Urban Dictionary might describe it as a sex move that involves an entire parachute. But really it has to do with convincing yourself that you actually have a personal relationship with a celebrity or bit of mass media that has no idea you exist. Sort of like this interaction right now, but not really. Because that would imply that you actually like us, which is not a terrifically solid claim. Where this might apply here is that when we read other p…

It's something we've known since the cultural tipping point that was the naming of “Boaty McBoatface.” While democracy can have its issues when it comes to efficiency in governance, it is absolutely the best method humanity has ever devised for naming infrastructure-maintaining heavy equipment. The results came in and these are the names of the snowplows used by the Ohio Turnpike and Infrastructure Commission.

Claws for days

Confession time, it's all good things worked out

When a smell becomes an idea, then a feeling.

Evil genius

There's something out there.

Oh nice, goat internet?

It actually happens in real life.

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