Evil genius

There's something out there.

Oh nice, goat internet?

It actually happens in real life.

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A silly chicken thread

There's just something about an orangutan driving a golf cart that makes life worth living. As much as James Gandolfini was compared to a gorilla in his life, we at least like to think that he'd appreciate a literal ape reprising his role in one of the most iconic title sequences ever. The Zoopranos.

Yeah, okay sure.

We could have spent our childhoods outside or doing things, but when “talking to girls” is competing with “converting an entire army of Persian war elephants to blue” those ladies stood as much of a chance as a men-at-arms has against a Cobra with a machine gun. Here's to all the time we spent trying to get out of the dark ages as quickly as possible. And here are some more video game memes.

What is it that we love so much about the Lord of The Rings trilogy? Could it be the perfect world-building? Perhaps it's the fact that the movie adaptations were cast excellently and made us feel like we were really there in Middle Earth? Or maybe it's literally every other aspect of this completely perfect story? Let's just settle on “everything except the way Denethor eats that tomato.”

Lil boost

It saddens us that print media isn't what it used to be. There was a time when if a newspaper decided to have an unintentionally filthy or stupid headline, the ink was set and that was that. Everyone just had to live with the fact that the front page said something like “New Anti-Smoking Law Will Eat Butts On The Street." At least we'll always have these wild classified ads that show humanity at its finest.

Introversion isn't necessarily a fear of or disdain for people. In fact most introverts like people. Specifically 3 to 4 people. And the rest of everyone? Yeah the rest aren't exactly so great. So here are some memes for the introverts to look at while they're nervously putting off having to respond to a very standard work email. It's good to know there's other introverts out there, so hopefully these give you the strength to order a pizza by phone.

We love to see incompetent scammers become their own worst enemies. In this case it was a malicious stranger who claimed to be “Jeff the neighbor" but his riffing skills weren't up to par with the dude he chose to target. Hey, as long as we can waste a scammer's time while amusing ourselves, that's time they're not using to trick old or dumb people into actually giving them money.

Celebrating the little things

She went full sheep dog.