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Sometimes the fine print won't even help you. These immoral businesses tried to swindle customers with misleading bait and switch tactics, as well as comically strange lying strategies. We could give them credit for being clever, but we don't want to.

In times of doubt, check the tapes. The internet is brimming with fake reviews, as well as wonderful responses from the companies themselves. What we haven't seen is someone give such a detailed, minute-by-minute account of the reviewer's visit. This is some very thorough destruction.

Let us never forget the time that Chipotle taught a girl who thought herself a practicing vegetarian, that Chorizo is in fact MEAT. Yes, the Fail-appreciative side of me needs to believe that this is authentic ignorance, and not staged dumbness for some viral feedback on Twitter. Hell, I mean, Chorizo was a pretty good first choice...

It's no secret that Wendy's brings down the brutal hammer of ultimate social media sass, on anyone who dares subject themselves to their heat. Today is a special day. It is National Roast Day and the following collection of people teeing themselves up to get sh*t on by Wendy's for the rest of Twitter to enjoy, is better than anything they could put on their menu. 

KFC turned up the heat and took things from 0 to 100, in response to a spicy little tweet from Mr. George RR Martin. You could say the wave of jaw-dropping reactions speaks to just how much none of us saw this particularly dark-humored tweet coming. Hot damn, indeed. We just hope Energizer Bunny's alright. But the lack of a pink-colored furry rug is encouraging! 

This rattled ex-pizza place employee shared his troubling story about a self-proclaimed family man's method for picking up, and carrying out pizza's from the establishment. The picture describe is one riddled with confusion, distress, and outrage. What compels a man to lug around pizzas like that? Is it a deep anger with the world? Is it gross indifference? Who's to say! This twitter thread's a steaming slice of entertainment and intrigue, and we hope you enjoy. 

There's a lot going on behind the closed doors of a kitchen, judge's office, IT company, etc, that would break down your preconceived notions of how people in a particular industry, operate. Jobs are just that, and the people that work them can be an absolute contradiction to what they perform, professionally, and what they are, on the inside. See for yourself! 

This could have just been some normal, run-of-the-mill copyright infringement, but it just had to be a weird mishmash of products and brands you'd never need or want. Who remembers the transforming robot from Frozen? Anyone?

This kind of heartwarming sh*t from KFC gives me hope, hope that fast food restaurants have the ability to change the world...or at the very least make some epic art along the way. 

People can hatch up some crazy ways to spend their boatloads of money, when they get bored enough. These high class hospitality workers have seen it ALL. 

This woman was terrified when she saw the way her boyfriend neglected the seasoning of his chicken. Can you BLAME HER?

Maybe that was a livid chef you heard screaming at your order from the kitchen. 

Mere exposure does NOT cover the cost of living and hustling as an artist! This restaurant was in dire need of the wakeup call. 

McDonald's sounds a whole lot like Walmart in terms of people losing themselves, but with fast food thrown in the mix. 

Sometimes people need a quick reminder that the online world is NOT a place for their blatant BS.

There's no amount of training that can prepare someone for these kinds of requests. Nothing like some clueless customers with shameless demands to remind you just how weird people can get.