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For some godforsaken reason this dude took it upon himself to run a comprehensive, unforgettably hilarious breakdown of the confusing restaurant that is Cheesecake Factory. 

For the sake of humanity itself we really hope this guy is some kind of comedy/creative writer, and that this DIDN'T actually occur. 

Can honestly say that this wildly simple, amazingly ingenious little trick never occurred to me amidst a life that's been dedicated to inhaling as much fast food as possible. The reality is that sometimes you need to take that grub on home, and just cause the food came out fast, doesn't mean you'll be able to get home fast enough. The butt warmer is here to eliminate that conundrum. What a beautiful time to be alive. 

An interesting day indeed. Made even more interesting by the unexpected plot twist that was that other bro chiming in to let Troy know the thirsty lady was his damn substitute teacher. What do you guys think about this: Kinda packs those borderline sexual harassment vibes, no? 

These absolutely killed our appetite. 

The real question is if Olive Garden's about to give this poor baby free food for the rest of her life? She is the literal definition of a walking advertisement at this point. 

We'll let you be the judge, but there's some mind-bending witchery going on with this. Always figured we'd encounter some sort of sorcery at play amidst the inner-workings of the fast food industry.