relationships

What started as an innocent cat adoption gave way to dad's crazed (ex) girlfriend throwing out accusations of satanic rituals. Can't say we saw this one coming, but alas, there's a good old-fashioned TIFU for you. People always leave us surprised. 

These relationships seem terribly fragile with insecurity and passive aggressiveness. That and then there are a few that show all signs of an imminent breakup. 

This is behavior is ridiculous. The winning strategy is to order something more reasonable, like pasta, and then go to the bathroom when you see the check coming. This is some real shoddy and overambitious planning. Who orders lobster?

And if you're not married, this could be your motivation to stay forever alone. 

Time heals all wounds. Some take longer than others. Hopefully these people are well on their path to recovery. 

A+ for effort. This dude might've inspired a full-on movement. 

The disparity in their opinion on how the date went could not be more comically enormous. Wow, and yikes a thousand times over. 

Sometimes your gut just tells you that things aren't going to work out, and that it's time to dip ship ASAP.