When this money-conscious boyfriend on a budget realized he was about to be a potential $300 in the hole, over a nice Valentine's Day dinner date with his girlfriend, he called a hot audible. Unfortunately, further reflection, gave way to him realizing he could in fact afford the expenditure, but the damage was already done. And the emotional fallout manifested in one bitter girlfriend choosing to spend her night with the cat and some crime entertainment, instead. Lesson learned, my dude.
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This guy decided to test the waters at Outback Steakhouse, and see if he could land himself a free steak, by turning up alone for dinner on Valentine's Day. The resulting live-tweeted escapade is all kinds of cringe.
Not every right swipe gives way to an immature moment of disinterested ridiculousness. Every now and again, people seem to get lucky, with the cheesiest of pickup lines, and most shameless of advances. We've pulled together a nice mix of wins and fails from the ever unpredictable social-dating experiment of Tinder.
Poor dude thought he found the love of his life, and he's not the only one! I think the two guys in this Tinder-inspired shituation, BOTH dodged a huge bullet of selfish crazy. It sounds like she was parading around town, busy being unfaithful, and leaving a trail of broken hearts in her wake. Just imagining this guy trying to make sense of why she wouldn't answer the phone is an agonizing dosage of cringe itself. The panic must've been too real, when she broke the news...
When this guy's crush reached out about a Macbook, and he responded with what seemed a very reasonable, meeting-in-the-middle on a price; she completely lost it. I think it's fair to say, he dodged a bullet on this one!
Dipak don't even know what hit her. When this guy found himself matched up with a thirsty Tinder bot, he did the rest of the world a favor, by trolling the bot with memes and all other manners of bizarre bullsh*t. Wouldn't have it any other way.
Lust is alive and well in these text messages between interested women and willing men, in regards to Valentine's Day dates. Twitter User, @Oloni, kickstarted a Valentine's Day challenge for women to text their crushes about having had a crush on them for some time; and to share the results in a screenshot on Twitter, from there! The results we've seen are particularly successful. They'll either give you hope, or make you feel that much more content in your forever alone life.
When you post a wholesome meme, remember that there are people out there very willing to put in some effort to undermine the message and make themselves feel bad. It's a lot for this guy, right out of the gate to assume only 1% of people find him unattractive, but what else can we do but take his word for it. Math is fun!
This couple subjected themselves to the fiery inferno of Reddit's Roast Me section, and the results are absolutely spicy AF. From poking fun at The Vaccines shirt, to the physicality of the couple themselves; there are zero punches pulled!
The fail's kind of all in the headline here, folks. Seriously. If you're in a situation where you're signing your boyfriend without a backbone, up for Tinder to boost his withering self-esteem, it is time to reassess. It sounds like the dude's rife with insecurities, and has very little sense of himself. She's better off without him!
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The following list of things guys wear or even smell like, is a manual of sorts, to life hack your way into attracting the attention of interested onlookers; if you're into such a thing. Everyone's different and comes with their own tastes, but it doesn't mean these aren't worth a try, if you're desperate! Hell, even if you're not, it's worth a shot.
This AskReddit thread took things a different direction in the usual, pickup line-riddled forum, to instead consider the most brutal, creative approaches to cutting things off with someone. The ensuing "breakup lines" are so cutthroat that you might catch yourself laughing, cause you don't know what else to do.
Jose Canseco's out on Twitter looking like a curveball-throwing pitcher these days, man. I don't know what's going on in his dugout, but the retired MLB baseball player looks like swapped his gatorade, for something of a more disorienting, chemically-infused persuasion. But hey. That's just what it looks like. Maybe Canseco's having a hell of a fun time messing around with fans and followers, by tweeting out the most unexpected kind of sh*t possible. Just cause he can. Now, read up on how you can live 30 years long, according to, Jose Canseco.
