A giant walking red flag.

There was just no way that he could win in this scenario.

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Jokes, memes, and dreams from the modern world of dating.

Sometimes parents just want to help. Sometimes parents just want to help too much. But sometimes that's all just a cover. Sometimes moms be snoopin'. And this lady decided that she should make fun of a snoopin' mom by throwing some extra bombshells into the daily affirmations. This isn't the only way someone has tricked a nosy mom. Here's this snooping mother-in-law who got tricked with a decoy key

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

This is not a situation where it is fair to split the bill.

We're all for body positivity. But SHEESH.

You should probably give your wife a hand dude.

There are better ways to deal with this.

Awkward if true.

Poor lad gets unmatched when he pretends to text like a bot.

That is some serious psycho behavior. The weird thing about certain people is that their capacity for soulless class-grabbing vastly outweighs their ability to self-reflect. And that's how you get absolutely vile and vampiric behavior such as this. The internet was quick to cut through this lady's lofty excuses and boiled her actions down to pure selfishness. For some more wildness, here's the stealing wife who turned fugitive and got tracked down.

Man that thing is huge!

Understandable reaction. Poor rationalization and actions.

Don't f&^k with a man's Star Wars toys.