If you're guilty of any of these, do what's good for you, and cease that rage-inducing behavior IMMEDIATELY.
Top three secret three-way phone calls, using pay phones, a bet about a girl: this ridiculous story has it ALL.
Watch the sparks fly! And then fizzle out! And then say a half-assed pun and try to leave the conversation!
You wouldn't want to be anywhere near these emotional explosions.
Learn from their regrets so you can avoid the same mistakes, if you ever decide to get married...
Best to leave the past where it is: in the PAST.
The asterisks/role-playing sh*t is not helping the cause here. AT ALL.
Best to avoid folks with these warning signs at all costs...
