Well, she's more of an ex-girlfriend at this point.

Life often presents us with great difficulties that seek to try out every measure of wit. Checking the time on a digital clock is not one of these things. The digital clock has removed all effort and skill required to tell the time, and even that was taught at a first-grade level. Inexplicably, this guy is absolutely unwilling and unable to lift his phone in the middle of the night, press the button to turn it on, and then scan his eyes across the screen to tell the time. He would rather wake h…

It can be a process.

That child miiiiiight not be this person's son's kid.

Knowing what to put up with is important.

When you've been married to or dating someone for years it's easy to get complacent and think that you know everything there is to know about them. It can be surprising then when they then throw something at you completely out of left field. It's in those moments that you're then reminded just how deep different facets of ourselves can be buried. This combined with the fact that who we are is constantly shifting, growing, and changing can hopefully keep things interesting enough in a long-term…

We all got to do our own research

Dude needed a chill pill.

Where them "Tired Girls" at?

There's no coming back from that.

Maybe he shouldn't be at the wedding.

A romantic vacation for you, me... and your mother.

He wouldn't make it long as a secret agent.

We're just going to come right out and say it. This one is a definite “ESH” (Everybody Sucks Here.) The husband sucks for volunteering his wife to bake his mother's cake in front of the said mother without checking with his wife first. She also sucks for her reaction, being outwardly rude and instigating further conflict by bringing his relationship with her mother into it. The guy might have been an idiot for volunteering her in the first place but, to his credit, his wife even admits that he…

Everyone has something that gives them the “ick” I've definitely covered this before, but mine is any sort of eating, mouth, or food noises. It's just something that I absolutely can not tolerate and can quickly drive me up the bloody wall. It's completely irrational, and I'm happy to admit that, but just something about the way those noises touch my ears makes my skin crawl. Traditionally people would say, “Like nails on a chalkboard.” for me, it's' “An open mouth chewer churning through a slo…

He needs to boost his self confidence.