Everyone's relationship is a little different, but many of the more humorous struggles married people go through are very similar. Here are some jokes people found themselves living through. If you want more marriage jokes, then here are 41 tweets about marriage that are too real.
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Brace yourself, the love-soaked gushiness is REAL in these stories of love. So much wholesome in this post, it might very well melt the iciest of hearts. That, or you are a-okay at moving forward on that forever alone lifestyle. I mean, hey whatever works for ya.
He sent her this THREE months after their date. My dude, it might be high time to reassess your approach on Tinder. This doesn't seem to be the way to go about things. Maybe he was particularly bitter about the way things went down? Who knows. What I do know, is this is all kinds of ridiculous.
We're big fans of the uncivil drama that breaks out between someone who wants stuff for free, especially when they're a huge ass about it. Apparently this one comes with some unsavory history. People have a habit of asking for free stuff and then being super rude when they're turned down, like these 15 selfish cheapskates who wanted everything for nothing.
Things escalated quickly after this guy confronted his girlfriend on how her owning a strip club/adult entertainment store made him uncomfortable. Guess things just weren't destined to work out between these two.
These fails could be genuine lack of interest, or the inevitable fallout the moment an overexcited man's mind goes into adrenaline-charged overdrive. In those panicked situations, we're sometimes our worst enemies. Like some part of our brains is adamant on keeping us forever alone as long as possible. Just hope whoever it is that might experience your inability to act on an obvious hint, meets it with patience. If you feel like more dating fails, check out these cringe-tastic worst first date stories, over here.
Exes can make life difficult. In some cases, desperate times call for desperate, meticulously timed measures. When this guy's ex-girlfriend was intent on making him pay for most of a year's worth of rent, he struck back in a way that couldn't get him away faster.
Proceed with caution, cause these marriage tweets might hit close to home in all kinds of ways. Marriage is a crazy thing. At least Twitter's around to capture the emotional rollercoaster of the experience.
"Maybe this time I won't die inside." Comedian Daniel Sloss tackles the emotional rollercoaster of falling in love with someone and then going the distance for a marriage. Sounds like a lot of relationships ended up falling apart after people listened to this guy's rant. Hopefully this doesn't stir up anything at home for you!
These wedding photographers could just tell when things were destined for greatness or ultimate destruction. Keep a wary eye out for these red flags if you ever find yourself gearing up for Wedding Day.
Consider this a free session. That said, it is well within your rights to totally misinterpret these and use them to rationalize being even more selfish than you already are. But on the whole, there's some good insight here. If these don't cheer you up at all, here's some wholesome memes.
Apparently you need to read this is you're married OR single. Twitter users seem to be connecting with what Ryan Stephens is putting across. And a whole lot of that centers on the relationship you hold with your partner as being a thing of teammates and not "soulmates."
Sometimes, you've gotta pull all the stops and make all the presentations when you believe you've right swiped on the one. This guy didn't hold back, and it looks like his approach is working wonders for him. Let it be a lesson to us all. If you're gonna go, go all out! A rare Tinder win, amidst what's usually a field day of Fails, whenever we check in on things over there.
