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Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.'

Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.'

It seems that one of the most challenging aspects of being a father is getting a genuine laugh out of your kids. It's as if children are conditioned to be embarrassed by the very utterance of words in public from their fathers. Even when dads crack the occasionally great joke (which, in and of itself, is admittedly a rare occurrence), most kids stifle laughter. At best, they have trouble suppressing the slightest guffaw. For a dad, that slightest guffaw means the world. In fact, it says so much…
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'I gave them everything I had for 6 years': Project manager denied raise and Christmas bonus, gets even by making company lose $3 million contract

'I gave them everything I had for 6 years': Project manager denied raise and Christmas bonus, gets even by making company lose $3 million contract

Merry Christmas to this project manager, who successfully showed his arrogant bosses what's what. Sometimes, the only way to prove your value when you have been repeatedly wronged in the workplace is to make your bosses feel what business is like in your absence. Here , we have a contractor who built himself up from someone with no construction experience to the most valuable project manager at his company, working as foreman, superintendent, and project manager for a wildly lower salary. After…
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‘I... lost it’: Employee puts long-time disrespectful customer in his place after years of harassing his colleagues, boss has his back and blacklists customer

‘I... lost it’: Employee puts long-time disrespectful customer in his place after years of harassing his colleagues, boss has employee's back and blacklists him

"He starts yelling on the phone to the point where I almost had to remove my headset."
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'Discussing pay amongst employees is within our rights': Employee engages in fiery exchange with HR over wage transparency

'Discussing pay amongst employees is within our rights': Employee engages in fiery exchange with HR over wage transparency

Let this story serve as a friendly reminder that no matter what anyone says about it, you are entitled to discuss your salary with others in the workplace. Of course, that kind of transparency is exactly the opposite of what your employers want you to do. That kind of transparency, however, can expose systemic flaws that all employees should be aware of regardless of whether or not those in charge want you to know about it. Here , we have an employee who knew his rights and advocated for himsel…
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'Just so we're clear, you fired me...': IT guy replaced by new CFO's 21-year-old nephew, they ask him back after nephew proves to be incompetent

'Just so we're clear, you fired me...': IT guy replaced by new CFO's 21-year-old nephew, they ask him back after nephew proves to be incompetent

Working in IT often means being constantly undervalued and under-appreciated. This, of course, should not come with the territory, considering nothing could run properly without a functioning and knowledgable IT department, but alas, other employees seem to take advantage of what it means to actually have a good IT guy. Unfortunately for this Redditor , he had to endure the classic biases against IT on top of a totally unprofessional new CFO who was gradually replacing everyone around her with…
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26-year-old dumps girlfriend of 2 years after she stages a cheating prank: 'I ended things right there'

26-year-old dumps girlfriend of 2 years after she stages a cheating prank: 'I ended things right there'

Some types of pranks should be off-limits. Here, we have a 26-year-old guy who had been dating his girlfriend for two years when she decided to stage a “cheating prank” wherein she would film herself with her boyfriend's best friend and make it look like they were hooking up. That plan was ultimately thwarted when the boyfriend walked in on them whilst they were in the middle of filming their “prank.” Even after plenty of explanation proving their so-called innocence, this was a bridge too far…
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6-year-old's absent father comes back into the picture and invites her and mother to Christmas dinner, chaos ensues: 'I am making sure he never has contact with my child'

6-year-old's absent father comes back into the picture and invites her and mother to Christmas dinner, chaos ensues: 'I am making sure he never has contact with my child'

Some things really do sound like bad ideas on paper. If you have a gut feeling that you shouldn't go to something for whatever reason, you should not let go of that feeling. Here, we have a mother, who had her now six-year-old daughter from a one-night stand. Although she would occasionally give her daughter's father updates and schedule occasional visits, he was mostly an absent father. However, after six years, he suddenly decided to be more present, and it seemed too good to be true when he…
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'I’ve been coming to this store for YEARS': Top Karens of the Year (December 20, 2024)

'I’ve been coming to this store for YEARS': Top Karens of the Year (December 20, 2024)

It's time for Christmas with the Karens! See what we did there? By the end of each year, we typically reflect on the highs and lows of our professional and personal lives as we celebrate the holidays and begin to plan for all that is to come next year. Sometimes, however, it turns out that it's far easier to complain about the most frustrating and annoying encounters we've had this past year than to reflect on the more wholesome moments. With that in mind, we've collected the top Karen stories…
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‘My Shawshank Redemption’: Employee uses narcissistic coworker's tactics against her and then swiftly resigns, leaves her to deal with the bed she made for herself

‘My Shawshank Redemption’: Employee uses narcissistic coworker's tactics against her and then swiftly resigns, leaving her to deal with the bed she made for herself

"The true redemption, however, isn’t just walking away from the toxicity... it’s stepping into freedom."
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Karen throws tantrum at retail worker because of a pricey stuffed animal, manager has to intervene: 'In the end, the monster was defeated'

Karen throws tantrum at retail worker because of a pricey stuffed animal, manager has to intervene: 'In the end, the monster was defeated'

It doesn't matter how old you are when it comes to purchasing a stuffed animal, but for a fully grown lady to throw a tantrum over one is a whole different ballgame. Here's the deal: if stuffed animals or blankets provide you comfort as a sixty-something-year-old, that is well within your right. Whatever provides comfort to help you go through this harsh world is a personal choice, and we should de-stigmatize the idea that being an adult means not clinging to those sources of comfort. That bein…
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Couple sues landlord for $1800 after complying with parking rules and only getting half their security deposit back: 'Next time you tell someone to "park wherever you want," you'd better mean it'

Couple sues landlord for $1800 after complying with parking rules and only getting half their security deposit back: 'Next time you tell someone to "park wherever you want," you'd better mean it'

Who doesn't love a story when a tenant sues a landlord over some classic landlord nonsense and wins? We're so used to being constantly manipulated and played by landlords here at FAIL Blog, so when we do come across a story where the aggrieved actually comes out on top in the end, we have to celebrate those moments. Here , we have a couple that was specifically told by their landlord they could park their car anywhere in a statement well-documented via email. So when they received less than hal…
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Man enacts one last night of noisy terror after being micromanaged by his downstairs neighbor for 2 years, finally gives her some noise to complain about: ‘I was warned about her’

Man enacts one last night of noisy terror after being micromanaged by his downstairs neighbor for 2 years, finally gives her some noise to complain about: ‘I was warned about her’

"[She is] majorly in need of a personality transplant."
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Employee helps friend land a job at her company, gets denied raise while friend gets paid $10,000 more than her: 'Should I confront my CEO?'

Employee helps friend land a job at her company, gets denied raise while friend gets paid $10,000 more than her: 'Should I confront my CEO?'

No one wants to end their year at work on a sour note like this. Of course, annual performance reviews are bound to cause some sort of anxiety among most employees, especially those who are preparing to advocate for a raise. Unfortunately for this employee, she was met with total rejection, and it only gets worse from there. This Redditor had been at the company for over three years without a significant pay raise during her time there. Not only was the CEO complimenting her work all the time d…
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11-year-old misses dad's second wedding, stepmom never gets over it years later: 'If I had really wanted to go, I would have'

11-year-old misses dad's second wedding, stepmom never gets over it years later: 'If I had really wanted to go, I would have'

What kind of stepmother holds a grudge against someone because of a choice they made when they were 11? Well, the short answer to that question is this Redditor's stepmom, but the longer answer is someone so self-absorbed and out-of-touch that they have no ability to step outside of their own experience, This Redditor was dealing with the sudden loss of her biological mother right before her father's second wedding. Obviously, that is a lot of emotional turbulence for a pre-teen to endure, but…
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Corporate asks entire team of 30 employees to share their Spotify Wrapped for team-building: '[This is] so emblematic of something I dislike about work culture'

Corporate asks entire team of 30 employees to share their Spotify Wrapped for team-building: '[This is] so emblematic of something I dislike about work culture'

The music people choose to listen to in order to get through the workday is a private decision. It's not meant to be publicized for all your employers and coworkers to see. No one needs to know how much you listen to Taylor Swift or the Wicked soundtrack. Unfortunately for this Redditor , he and his team of 30 or so coworkers were asked to share their Spotify Wrapped screenshots with the whole team as part of a team-building exercise. This would be an immediate no for me. If I want to share tha…
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Employee gets into a ‘shouting match’ with arrogant customer after they let their kid fool around with heavy products, saves child from a potential injury: ‘What if he was still under there?!’

Employee gets into a ‘shouting match’ with arrogant customer after they let their kid fool around with heavy products, saves child from potential injury: ‘What if he was still under there?!’

"I won’t feel bad about keeping a young kid from getting very hurt."
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