puns

Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

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Keanu Reeves Brain Hurricane Results In Too Many Keanu Puns

What can we say, sometimes people are just in the mood for puns and wordplay of all stripes. We can't say that they're very good, but the whole Keanu Reeves rhyming theme feels right. And there's definitely a respectability in the amount of effort that can go into listing dozens of puns on one theme. Kinda like this mortician on a dating app who got absolutely slammed with puns.

Funny Keanu Reeves Puns | Keanu Reeves is gardener 13:50 Keanu leaves 13:50 Keanu Reeves studies hard and does very well on his leaving cert 13:51 CO Keanu Achieves 13:51 But mostly 13:52 Keanu Bereaves 13:52 Keanu Reeves takes up piracy and raids villages plunder 13:52 Keanu Reaves | Keanu Reeves is very angry and cant do anything about 13:54 Keanu Seethes 13:54 Keanu converts Catholicism Keanu Believes 13:54 Keanu Reeves plays piece music reminiscent an earlier piece 13:54 Keanu Reprise 13:54
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Puns of Varying Quality and Clevertude

Puns are a sometimes food, and you never know when one is gonna hit you directly in the pun-zone. Here's a puddle of puns to roll around in and get all sopping with wordplay. For even more cleverness, here's a bunch of dad jokes that go father than ever before. The puns never end and it's a problem.

funny pun memes and dad jokes | rogeyroo: sashimi rolling, they hating person wearing a sushi costume riding a bicycle | reading book about anti gravity. Is any good can't put down Star Trek
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Pun Business Names That Really Went For It

Does a business with a funny name make it a better business? Honestly, no. And in some case, like going to a chiropractor with a silly name would probably feel like a deal breaker. Who in this world wants their spine guy to be full of dad jokes? That said we can't fault these entrepreneurs for hinging the success of their business on a silly name they thought of.

business names that are puns | THORASSIC PARK 21ST CENTURY CHIROPRACTIC Jurassic park | PLANET GRAPES WINES SPIRITS 020 7405 4912 NETOFTHEGRAPES.CO.UK Planet of the apes
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Dad Jokes That Go Father Than Ever Before

When a dad opens his mouth, it's unclear if whatever comes out is gonna be pure gold, or just the dumbest thing you've ever heard. Dad jokes run the gamut of stupid to great, and they run it hard. If these devastating dad jokes are even a little bit of an indication what a dad joke can be, we're in for a rollercoaster of dadness.

funny clever stupid dad jokes | Science fact is impossible man use stud finder without first scanning himself with and stating room found one | Once became parent finally understood scene where Yoda gets so tired answering Luke's questions he just dies.
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A Puddle of Puns to Roll Around In

It's no question that puns are a sometimes food. When the human mind isn't ready for a sackful of puns to spill all over, they just become grating and horrible. But a well timed joke or an expertly dropped dad joke can turn frowns all sorts of directions. Puns are like a pizza or a baby. It's all about the delivery.

stupid, clever puns and dad jokes | Spaniards harvested these crystals and sent them by ship back Europe then first determined many quartz were galleon. | My New Year's resolution sucks NEW YEARS
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Mortician on Dating App Gets Slammed With Puns

For most people, dating is about being suave and trying to subtly insinuate how much money you make. But for the rest of us, it's all about how many bone-shatteringly clever and stupid puns you can shoehorn into a short conversation. And if someone mentions that they have an out-of-the-ordinary job? All aboard the pun train, choo choo. Tinder is known to get some cheesy and stupid moments, but hey man everyone's doing their best. For fans of wordplay and cleverness, here are technically accurate moments that aren't exactly wrong.

Mortician on dating app gets a lot of puns from one person | As comedian am very much resisting urge make so many deaths puns right now. Must mean like Oh my god no let rip love hearing jokes about So is why on hinge? Cause think romance is dead should let stay night and practice while sleep. Might get stiff though 5"10, Im glad my height doesn't matter since like 6 feet under. Since are pandemic don't come on date with if are coffin If wanna impress need urn These puns dont get better they only
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A Bundle of Beautiful Stupid Puns

Sometimes we can't tell if we love or hate puns. Depending on who you ask, they're either created by geniuses or monsters, but they can definitely be overwhelming, like this sign's pun game that is too strong. Sometimes you just need some puns to satisfy those wordplay cravings.

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Terrific WiFi Names People Encountered

A WiFi name can be a protest, a joke, or almost any other form of personal expression. Some people turn theirs into terrific puns while other people just want to see the world burn. Here are some clever and funny names people gave their WiFi. For more name stuff, here are some horrible names of actual people.

Great names people gave their wifi | posted by DoctorDirector weren't supposed have personal wifi our dorms college, so made name "DIRECT-BHB-HP Office jet 5234" and everyone just assumed just printer like rest would pop up
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Puns We Can't Tell If We Love or Hate

Many people have a love/hate relationship with puns. They're either the best thing in the world, or the worst excuse for humor you could possibly imagine. Sometimes you've gotta satiate those wordplay cravings and see some silly puns and clever jokes.

Funny puns and wordplay memes | tiny dog peeking its head out of a shark plushie's mouth. OfficialDlonem Poor Shark has loose canine
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Stupid and Clever Dad Jokes to Love and Hate

Sure, complex humor is probably better for your brain, but sometimes life calls for a motherload of devastating dad jokes to sweep in and get puns everywhere. They may very well be stupid and tacky, but they're the dangerously dadly dad jokes we know and tolerate. Some may be painful, but they are always sort of rewarding.

funny dad jokes | can't remember write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 Roman numerals IM LIVID sweaterkittensahoy Everyone go home. Puns are done.
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Puns Ranging from Sublime to Some Slime

Are puns even good? Puns range from incredible to untellable and honestly it comes down to who's asking. Looking for some hard hitting comedy that really makes you rethink life and the universe? Look somewhere else. This right here is for dumb observations about how words work. For even more puns, here are some dad jokes to love and hate.

funny creative and dumb puns | This is cheapest boat will ever find. Its under four bucks. deer sitting in a stranded boat in the middle of a forest | nearly didn't post this case people thought fence sieve strainer hanging by a gate
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Technically Correct Moments That Aren't Exactly Wrong

It's impossible to be right all the time, but "right" has a friend named "technically correct" who plays a lot faster and looser with the rules. Something can be technically accurate and not wrong in a way that feels clever on a good day and mind-blowingly dumb every other day. The fact remains, you can't argue with technically accurate.

funny technically correct memes | Find angle: 1800 Listen here little shit | Pregnant wife Get whatever baby monitor think is best trust judgement
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A Motherload of Devastating Dad Jokes

There is a right time for puns and there is a wrong time for puns, and now is the time to let the dad jokes flow freely. These puns are reeking of such dadness that they belong on a minivan road trip to a lawnmower festival. These sackfuls of puns might have you regretting wordplay and looking completely dad in the eyes.

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A Barrel of Puns to Dive Into

Puns may be the simplest form of humor, but sometimes simple things are great. Are puns sometimes teeth-chatteringly painful to read? Absolutely. But sometimes they're really clever. These ones can be a mixed bag. For another kind of bag of dad jokes, here's another sackful of puns to spill all over.

silly and stupid puns | normal-horoscopes TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE HORSE DIES AN HOUR AND SECOND HALF IS GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE REANIMATE SO SHE CAN WIN BIG DERBY hombredeflorida Necroprancer normal-horoscopes TAGLINE CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE Source: normal-horoscopes #HORRIBLE LAUGH 121,487 notes
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Literal Moments and Memes that are Technically Correct

If there's one thing that makes us feel less stupid than we actually are, it's our ability to be technically accurate. Sure, being technically correct about something doesn't make us any smarter, but it helps us further avoid the fact that we know way less than we think. Man is that comforting, just kicking your own stupid-can down the road.

funny, literal and technically accurate moments | Shoplifters they see shop Amish people lifting picking up a barn building and moving it
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Wholesome Tumblr Dragon Story Makes Way for Dumb Pun

Tumblr ain't nothing without a writing prompt or two, and this short dragon thing is at least a little nugget of wholesomeness to spend some time on. For a bigger one, here's a tumblr thread on angels and demons bonding over sandwiches. The cogs of Tumblr are always turning out random tumblr gems.

wholesome tumblr dragon story pun | Early one morning pull down favourite cup, only find small dragon, curled up and sleeping contentedly inside. archmarastyden Confused and still half asleep take cup outside empty dragon carefully onto grass, then return rinse cup and make coffee next morning he is back, curled snuggly inside cup as before and repeat process.
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