puns

These boat owners clearly port their heart and sail into these ones. Whoever named these were definitely fishing for attention. Like, if they've got such big brains, I'd sure like to check their capsize. Poopdeck. By the way if you wanna see some incredible dad jokes and puns, then check these out.

Hey, it doesn't have to be high concept, earth shatteringly good points all the time. So here's some dumb puns and jokes that, when you don't think about em, are kind of sort of still correct. If you wanna see more dad-level jokes, then check them out here.

We never underestimate the value of a good, obvious joke. It makes us feel smart, and brings out our inner dad. So find a dad to share these with and get ready for some dumb jokes. And if you wanna see more, then check these out.

Sometimes it's hard to tell what crosses the line from genius into completely moronic. These moments do a pretty good job of straddling the ever elusive "Threshold of Stupid." Anyway, if you can find a dad, any dad, they'd probably enjoy these.

And people had jokes for days, months, and years. Sometimes the universe just tosses a softball right in your lap. It honestly does not get much better than this. The puns flowed forth like a babbling brook of filthy genius.

Honestly with those abs are we even surprised? The internet's caught up in a storm of excitement over an Abraham Lincoln statue with some very defined abs. And with that excitement comes an inevitable onslaught of wordplay, dirty puns, clever jokes, and the whole lot. 

Not all jokes have to make a point, and not all simple observations are just that. Sometimes there's a very fine line between what is simply something that exists, and a joke. Sometimes there's no line. Something can be absurdly stupid but still technically correct. And that is what I will be serving for your main dish today: a steaming hot plate of technically correct jokes. This is great for annoying particularly picky people, so send this to all your obsessive friends. And yes, it's a bit dad-jokey to get so technical, but we love it. 

Sometimes the most satisfying jokes are the most dumb. They might be weird and stupid, but you can't say that they're wrong. They are technically correct. So get some dads out here and show em these jokes and puns. Man, do these make us feel smart. 

Open your heart and let these dad-style jokes flow through you.

Never underestimate the value of really dumb jokes. Sometimes the dumbest jokes are the most clever. Okay, maybe not the MOST clever, but they're still fun. Don't think about them too hard. This cluster of puns and stupid crap are jokes that are fit for a dad. Here are some more jokes that are stupid but right.

Sure, smart jokes are supposed to make you think, and have substance, or some kind of point. However, some of the most clever jokes are the most idiotic and straight forward. Here are some puns, memes and moments that a dad would be proud to deliver.

You can say a lot about this collection of tweets, images and jokes. You can say they're dumb. You can say they're sort of clever in a mindlessly stupid way. But you can't say they're completely inaccurate. Because technically, they are technically correct. Heh heh. 

Rule #1 of Tinder: If you can tell the best dad joke, you will one day get to become a dad.

Put on your baseball cap and lawn-mowing sneakers because these literal jokes are fit for a dad.

Sure, these jokes are obvious and stupid, but also sort of brilliant.

Tinder is a really hot place to be. Like an active volcano, or sweatshop.