puns

Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

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There's something so innocent but also slightly unnerving about these door-to-door Mormon missionaries finding a decent pun on a doormat just absolutely HYSTERICAL. It says "Hi, I'm mat." It's an alright pun, like it's not bad, but it's literally the highlight of this kid's day. (It's probably the other kid's name?) Anyway they even take pictures with the mat.

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23 Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct

What's not to like about abysmal puns and obvious jokes? Sure we like smart jokes where you have to think a lot, but sometimes we just wanna take in some stupid puns and literal jokes that, while not totally accurate, are still definitely kind of right. For more, check out these boldly dumb jokes that are technically correct.

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20 Incredible Uses and Misuses of the English Language

English is a complex and weird language, made out of sutured together bastardizations of dozens of other languages. It's got confusing tenses and conflicting rules all over the place. Here are some fun applications of English, as well as a few miserable but funny misapplications of the language. For more interesting stuff about the English Language, here's a tumblr thread deconstructing the actual meanings of popular figures of speech.

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27 Dumb and Amusing Moments That Are Technically Right

Put on your dad hat and prepare for some obvious and stupid puns. Some of our favorite jokes are the absolute most literal and dumb things that anyone could have possibly said. It makes us feel...smart I guess? They might be obvious, but they're technically not wrong. And we love to be technical, don't we? 

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19 Funny Tinder Moments To Get You Through Your Loneliness

Sometimes it helps to know that other people aren't really having a great go of it either. Anyway, these funny profiles, bad puns and utter bizarreness are the byproduct of modern dating. Drink it in. Check these out for more funny and sad moments from the wild world of tinder.

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41 Dad Jokes so Funny They'll Make Your Dad Say "Hi Laughing, I'm Dad"

There's nothing in this world quite like a good (bad) dad joke. The simplicity and elegance of a stupid pun perfectly executed can make you feel like you're in the back seat of a car on your way to soccer practice. In any case, here are several days worth of wonderful puns. For more, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.

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16 of Tumblr's Most Punishingly Dad-Tastic Jokes

Yeah, there's some damn good punnery going on with these dad jokes. This is more than mere wordplay, this is like, an entire word theater. So grab a dad (or anyone who enjoys cringeworthy jokes) and enjoy these elaborate and ridiculous puns. Don't go away if you want more dad jokes. They're endless here. 

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27 Unapologetically Bad (Good) Puns to Bring out the Dad in You

Feed your inner dad this these absolutely awful (terrific) puns and jokes. You'll thank (blame) us later for all the fun (agony) you had viewing this cornucopia of father-level dad humor. Because there's not much better than being right about something stupid and technically correct. Sometimes you gotta get technical about things. 


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22 of the Most Unfortunate Names People Had to Live With

While there's a slew of misfortune that you can blame on your parents, one thing you can be grateful for is that they didn't give you a joke name (probably). So feel good that your name isn't a vegetable pun, cartoon character or sex joke (probably). Here are some more unfortunate names.

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21 Funny and Sad Tinder Moments Bursting with Puns and Shame

Dating Apps certainly make connecting with people a breeze, but they don't make people any less desperate and awkward. Here are some attempts on tinder that landed like a gymnast and others that landed like a burlap sack of bowling balls. For more amusing, clumsy tinder moments, check this out.

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25 Dumb and Literal Jokes That Are Technically Correct

Jokes don't always have to be mind-blowingly convoluted or super thinky. Sometimes the most satisfying jokes are the dumbest, punniest stuff out there. So here are some dumb jokes for your dumb day. And if you want to see more, then check these out.

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19 Tinder Moments That Reek of Puns and Desperation

Tinder is a land of people really hoping to make a connection through the use of clever, sometimes unoriginal wordplay, blunt propositioning, and crash-and-burn insults. Seems..fun? For another window into peoples' awful sex lives, here's more funny and sad moments from Tinder.

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Seagull Crashes Traffic Cam And Inspires Wave Of Puns

Yes, what exactly would a seagull's traffic report be? Are people gull-ible enough to believe that this guy could in fact be a monstrous-sized seagull? Who knows, word to big bird. 

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19 Witty but Stupid Jokes That Are Technically Correct

These jokes may be literal, obvious, and overly dad-tastic, but you can't say they're wrong. You might hate them, you might like them. Get on your boots and wade through. For more clever and stupid jokes that are also correct, check these out.

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21 Boldly Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct

Yeah, they're right, kind of. This collection of ultra-literal puns and dad-level witticisms may be too dumb to handle. We think some are pretty clever in their own way? Probably? Anyway if you wanna see more cleverly dumb jokes then you can check out more of them right overhere.

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17 Funny and Dumb Tinder Moments That Take The "Elation" out Of "Relationship"

You can never be too sure of what you're gonna get on a dating app. Well okay, you can be pretty sure you're gonna get a slew of thirsty boring people with no redeeming qualities, as well as people trying to get you to send them money. But other than that you can't be too sure of what you're gonna get. Also, there's more where that came from.

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