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Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

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Dumb and Clever Moments That Are Technically Right

In our quest to be right about everything, sometimes it's worth it to pull over and smell the roses of "technically accuracy." Sure, these moments, jokes and memes might not be factually correct, but they're close enough to get credit. When it's hard to be right, one might as well go for technical accuracy that isn't exactly wrong.

technically accurate funny literal moments | Tim Hogan @timjhogan 3h Sometimes think about guy at my poker table Vegas who kicked out after pit boss said he too drunk (high bar Security came over, asked him say alphabet starting with "M" and he replied Malphabet He escorted out room.
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Literal Moments and Memes that are Technically Correct

If there's one thing that makes us feel less stupid than we actually are, it's our ability to be technically accurate. Sure, being technically correct about something doesn't make us any smarter, but it helps us further avoid the fact that we know way less than we think. Man is that comforting, just kicking your own stupid-can down the road.

funny, literal and technically accurate moments | Shoplifters they see shop Amish people lifting picking up a barn building and moving it
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Wholesome Tumblr Dragon Story Makes Way for Dumb Pun

Tumblr ain't nothing without a writing prompt or two, and this short dragon thing is at least a little nugget of wholesomeness to spend some time on. For a bigger one, here's a tumblr thread on angels and demons bonding over sandwiches. The cogs of Tumblr are always turning out random tumblr gems.

wholesome tumblr dragon story pun | Early one morning pull down favourite cup, only find small dragon, curled up and sleeping contentedly inside. archmarastyden Confused and still half asleep take cup outside empty dragon carefully onto grass, then return rinse cup and make coffee next morning he is back, curled snuggly inside cup as before and repeat process.
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Puns Ranging from Incredible to Untellable

Sometimes, nothing hits the spot like a bundle of puns to fill that wordplay hole. Other times, puns are so unwelcome that they make people feel physically uncomfortable. Wordplay is a bit of a crap shoot, and you can't know what you're getting into with dumb and clever puns to feel stupid about.

clever and stupid puns | Some fine examples pure bread dogs. dogs with their faces through slices of bread | Hello from the otter slide other side Adele song
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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Exactly Wrong

Why would anyone ever want to be factually accurate when they could be technically accurate? It requires no research and it makes you feel pretty clever. Sure, these technically accurate memes, moments and jokes aren't exactly moments of learning or clarity, but they're not wrong and that's good enough.

funny technically correct jokes | asstroids Whats red and bad teeth? fricken-nuggets brick sammybitchfacewinchester well not wrong
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Puns for the Mined, Bawdy and Sole

There are those of us who love puns, and those of us who would like to take every pun-maker on the planet and shoot them out of a cannon into a brick wall. Many of us fall somewhere in between. Puns can be dumb or clever, but if one thing is for sure it's that they have an appropriate time and place.

funny, clever and dumb puns | bro gonna get so lit lphane PEPPERMINT ANTACID TABLETS chewable two ants with antacids
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Dumb and Clever Puns to Love and Hate

Puns are one of those things that even though you might hate, you can't really avoid. Try as you might to avoid them and yell at the people who bring them into your life, but someone will always come back with a sackful of puns to spill all over your life. They're both incredibly clever and horribly dumb at the same time.

funny puns and clever wordplay memes | My van gets stolen Where did my Van Gogh self portrait | Doctor: Which knee hurts Dis Disney
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Random Funny Tumblr Gems to Fill Those Pockets

Sometimes Tumblr has that blend of creativity and total weirdness that makes it just the right thing for just the right time. People could be working on names for edible flying machines or just coming up with the worst puns imaginable. These are some random Tumblr gems to tumble through.

Funny tumblr moments | pteapotdactyl weareallfromearth Follow getlitaesthetic Follow Today 10:12 want 6 pet sloths so can name them after every sin except sloth Today my wife texted this, and then immediately called make sure got because an urgent message Source
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Clever and Stupid Jokes That Aren't Wrong

Since we're interesting beings capable of holding a few ideas in our head at once, it's sometimes fair to agree that something might not exactly be totally correct, but it may just as well be technically accurate. By no means are these observations actually intelligent, but they at least sort of feel that way. 

funny technically correct jokes | cardi @cardikordeii is on mind? zander @finah 's fucking weird order go sleep have pretend like are already sleeping
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Library Themed Humor to Check Out

As we get older, most of us tend to think less and less about libraries, and in a way that's regrettable. It's a confusing trend too, because as we've gotten older, our desire to take advantage of free things has only gotten stronger. Knowledge is power, or something. Here's a twitter thread of a librarian's insights about the general public.

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Technically Accurate Memes, Moments and Jokes

If you can't think of the right answer, sometimes it helps to just say something clever. And if you can't think of something clever, just try to think of something bone-jarringly dumb and hope people find you quirky. Few of us may be smart, but given the opportunity, we can at least be technically accurate.

funny jokes that are literal and technically correct | Just fell asleep at beach and woke up with hideous tan line 3decentbirthday mathematical equation
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Clever and Literal Moments That are Technically Correct

If you can't think of something intelligent to say, just try to say something that sounds clever. And if you can't think of something clever, say something so mind-numbingly obvious, dumb, or weird that it seems like you're on a whole 'nother level. If you can't say something smart, at least be technically correct. At least that's what these clever and literal moments achieve.

Technically correct jokes and moments that are literally correct | Syndrome @prodbysyndrome taxes are essentially just yearly subscription country live lol childhood is free trial OH MY FUCKING GOD
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A Sackful of Puns to Spill All Over

Sure, puns aren't exactly the height of comedy. In fact it's pretty normal to hate them. From the groan-tastic to the dad-tier, there are all sorts of dumb and clever puns to feel stupid about. Sometimes you need a break from humor that has a "premise" or "intelligent point" and you just want a bundle of puns to fill that wordplay hole.

funny, clever and stupid puns | Japanese sign BRIDGE SUDDENLY APPEARS Oshita Bridge
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Dumb and Clever Puns to Feel Stupid About

Sometimes puns make us feel witty and clever for getting them, other times they make us feel dumber for having had endured them. Honestly we haven't really made up our minds on if wordplay is even good or not. Here's a smattering of puns to fill that wordplay hole.

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Now this is the way to handle some shopping at IKEA. This guy's too clever for his own good. Talk about an oldie, but a wonderful goldie. 

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Technically Correct Dumb Jokes and Moments

When you can't think of the right answer, it helps to just think of something clever and technically correct. Well it doesn't actually help, but at least it makes you feel smart and that's something. So why not feel witty for a second with some clever and literal jokes that are technically correct.

Jokes and moments that are technically accurate | Follow every gamer's reaction upon finding blood-covered room: well 's not good am pretty sure is not exclusive just gamers. 464,196 notes
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