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15 Soft-Headed Nincompoops Who Believed Satire

Before reacting to a headline, always check the source and make sure that you're not alerting everyone on your feed to the fact that you didn't understand an obvious joke. The Onion has been around for decades, but people still get duped by their joke headlines, like all the time.

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Keanu Reeves left Stephen Colbert speechless with his answer to a very tough question about what happens to us when we die. Jump ahead to right around 9:50 for the wisdom. 

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This footage will give you a panic attack! Two window washers were trapped for nearly an hour, as they swung from the Devon Tower in Oklahoma City. Firefighters managed to secure the basket and get the two contractors down safely, where they refused medical services. Can you imagine what was going through their heads?!

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Awkward Things That Outgrew Their Awkwardness

Times heals all awkward wounds if you're lucky. These are awkward things that managed to transcend their awkwardness with the helpful hand of passing time. 

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Tumblr Finds All the Pieces to Make Ancient Grilled Cheese

Tumblr, being it's own weird-ass self, went on a anthropological news search for preserved food that could result in the ingredients for a well aged grilled cheese. It's a stupid experiment, but hey, why else do we have the internet? Tumblr has done some amazing work, like the time they ran the math on the exact day of Ice Cube's "Good Day"

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20 Laughable Doofs Who Didn't Get the Point of Satire

These folks jumped the gun on whether the article they were reading was a joke or not. We get why they're so angry. Hell, we would be just as mad if we thought these headlines were real. The thing is, they're very obviously not. If you wanna see more people overreacting to more satire they didn't get, then check these out.

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It just makes you feel a little worse to live in a world where it actually costs money to pay your taxes. We don't blame the customer service person for being in this situation, but what's complete BS is that this problem even exists in the first place.

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Woman Arrested By CIA For Asking To Speak With Agent Penis

Ever just wake up, call an Uber, and decide you're going to take a field trip to the CIA headquarters to demand permission to speak with Agent Penis? 

Yes, you read that one right. The Independent reports that a woman was arrested after repeatedly trying to trespass CIA headquarters to have a chat with Agent Penis. Jennifer Hernandez, 58, says that she had already applied for a job at the agency, and was scheduled to meet with a recruiter at the CIA complex in Langley, Virginia. 

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Jared Leto Carries His Own Head To Met Gala, Twitter Loses It

The Met Gala's here and the outfits are more mind-blowing than ever. We don't normally "cover" high fashion news out here at Fail Blog, but when we stumble across Jared Leto parading around the Met Gala carrying his own head...we've gotta say something! I mean, how does that feel to turn up at one of the world's most celebrated fashion events, with a decapitated version of your mannequin's head? 

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11 Twitter Users Describe How To Ruin Friday In 4 Words

A trending Twitter hashtag inspired users to step forward and offer their takes on how to #RuinFridayIn4Words. The resulting tweets might remind you of the things you'd almost blocked out that can ruin a perfectly good, long awaited Friday. 

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UMM. Jacqueline Ades has gone ahead and pleaded not guilty to serious charges of stalking as well as criminal trespassing. Thinking he might've dodged a very real bullet on this one...

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Well that was savage. This is too good. The pundit has no idea what to do, and can you blame her?