news

Via Varitybb
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Not only does this lost soul try to use a toy credit card at the store to purchase her "merchandise", but she proceeds to try to call the cashier on a toy phone! We hope she found her way out of there and to some kind of help safely. 

Favorite

A Ton Of Area 51 Memes Honoring The 300K People Signed Up To Storm Area 51

We sincerely hope that all the Kyles out there aren't actually planning on storming this heavily protected military base. But in the meanwhile we'll take the fresh influx of Area 51 memes. In case you missed it hundreds of thousands of people are planning on storming Area 51, in a viral Facebook event called "Storm Area 51."

 

area 51 memes about aliens and the whole thing being a government ploy
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Guy Makes #MeToo Status Without Knowing What It Means, Friends And Family Panic

This panicked guy's careless mistake when it came to sharing a #MeToo status without knowing what it means is a solid lesson in why you should understand what a hashtag means BEFORE you share it. He didn't intend to offend or be insensitive or spark panic, but that's exactly what happened after he shared this status without having been a victim himself. You live and you learn. 

guy mistakenly uses hashtag me too
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

14 Memes About The 300,000 People Signed Up To Storm Area 51

In case you missed it hundreds of thousands of people have signed up to storm Area 51. Whether or not this is one ridiculous joke that inspired a welcomed tidal wave of hilarious and spicy memes, will only be told by the passing of time. Come September 21st we'll just have to keep our fingers crossed that people don't actually show up to jeopardize their lives in an attempt to storm a highly guarded government facility. Yikes. 

Aliens news government area 51 Memes ridiculous funny - 8797957
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

In case you missed it, a new viral jerk nicknamed "Bagel Boss" has caught the attention of the online masses. They're calling him "Bagel Boss" and he's the worst. The dude's made it his mission in life to stir up a ruckus with profanity-laced, volatile rants against women for not being nice to him on dating apps; and other people around him that pick on him cause of his size. The original viral video of him going off on some customers in a bagel store is almost painful to watch. 

This newer one just surfaced, which shows the aftermath of him getting tackled, and ultimately escorted out of the store. 

  • -
  • Vote
  • -

While in the middle of an Overwatch game, female Twitch Streamer "Cupcake" or Chassidy Kaye found herself targeted by fellow gamers with misogynistic comments after asking them if she was the only one shooting the shield. 

Favorite

Over 200,000 People Are Signed Up To Storm Area 51 And The Memes Are Flowing

Area 51 might be dealing with a whole bunch of passionate, alien-seeking imbeciles on September 20th. Yes, there's a Facebook event called "Storm Area 51" that's going viral, and its intention is to organize a stampede of people to charge Area 51. We can only hope that this event is purely a joke, and all the rest of the world will ever see of it is a nice batch of spicy memes poking fun at the ludicrous idea of actually storming Area 51 in the first place. Some people just don't want to accept that those aliens just don't want to be discovered.

Further reading about Storming Area 51:

  1. LADbible article
  2. Alice 96.5 Might not realize it is a joke
  3. Redditor that can't sleep writes about how Storming Area 51 won't end well
  4. 4chan users in /pol/ getting excited by the size the Storm Area 51 joke has grown.

A viral Facebook event has over 200,000 people confirmed to storm Area 51.
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Twitter Fights Back Against Viral Ice Cream Licking Challenge With A Germ-Free Twist

Can these idiots leave sacred things like our ice cream and more recently our Listerine alone? Sheesh!

In case you missed it, humanity's collection of mindless mouth breathers have gone full stupid again. This time they're committing federal crimes and licking containers of ice cream for an absolutely idiotic viral video challenge. The Blue Bell Licker got the whole mess started, and her case has since been moved to juvenile court. Before the authorities learned she was a minor, she was looking at facing a potential of up to 20 years in prison

Fortunately, we have some Twitter users who are seizing the discouraging moment for all of its meaningful potential. They've proceeded to fight back and drown out the stupidity by posting videos of how you are supposed to purchase ice cream. 

Twitter users fight back against gross viral video challenge of ice cream licking, by posting videos of themselves buying ice cream safely.
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Why not fine him a million dollars a day and a kidney? Let's really just get this show started. The fact that they apparently hired a PR firm for $25,000 to say something nice about them is really the icing on the cake. 

Favorite

Pokémon Sword And Shield Gym Leader Ignites Everyone's Inner Foot Fetishist

Pokémon Sword and Shield's latest update trailer got the world of Pokémon fans and foot fetishists going. Yes, it seems this particular gym leader named Bea has just the kind of feet that sets off people's inner foot fetishist. The thirst was strange and uncomfortable and very real from some people on Twitter, who reacted to the trailer. They want this new gym leader in Pokémon Sword and Shield to step on them. 

Pokémon Sword and Shield gym leader named Bea sets off everyone's inner foot fetishist.
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Via Arby's
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

No, this is not a drill. Arby's has gone to great lengths to potentially troll the ever living shit out of vegans everywhere. They've created a damn "Marrot." A meat carrot. What a strange time to be alive. Apparently the process that went into creating this, in the test kitchen for now, was to roll up a bunch of turkey in the shape of a carrot and then sous-vide it before covering it in "carrot marinate." You can't find these in Arby's yet, but who's to say whether or not this might be hitting an Arby's menu near you soon! Just imagine the reactions from outraged vegans on Twitter. We'll wait patiently for now. 

Favorite

25 Hilarious Attempts that Missed Their Mark

Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to make other people be healthy. Sometimes you're trying to make a point. Sometimes you're just trying to look smart or cool. Every one of these attempts is an opportunity to fail and look dumb. And we're grateful for that. Here are more attempts that resulted in laughable failure.

fails and memes that just missed the mark
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Not sure if our man A.J. Clemente was having a panic attack or something but he managed to let everyone know right into his mic. He even tried to gather himself for a moment but man did that not go well either. After this he was fired and was interviewed on Late Night television. Not sure where he is today though...

Favorite

20 Daft Headlines to Meet Your Laugh Deadline

So much news is printed on any given day that there's bound to be some colossal screw-ups. We only wish online newspapers couldn't edit their own typos in real time so their fails would be easier to document. Those mistake-correcting bastards. Anyway here are some more wacky headlines that got way out of hand.

news story about submarines in the sea
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Via JRE Clips
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

If you were on the fence or generally curious about UFOs, this video is for you. Bob Lazar goes into the nitty gritty details of his strange experience working at Area 51. Think the guy's believable or just sold on his own web of lies? 

Favorite

39 Wholesome Memes to Give Yourself a Boost

This may come as a shock, but sometimes good things happen. And sometimes when bad things happen, people still care about each other. The idea is sort of foreign to us, but it's probably healthy to be aware of happy things sometimes. For more, here are wholesome memes to give your day a healthy pep talk.

story about homeless man improving his life
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -