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Small Fiery Batch Of Area 51 Memes

With the "Storm Area 51" Facebook event due for tomorrow, we thought it'd be relevant to bring up some of those fiery Area 51 memes to honor the ridiculous occasion. Hard to say whether any Monster-guzzling Kyles will actually show up to this mess. 

A collection of Area 51 memes in honor of the Facebook event tomorrow.
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The Best Tweets From "Storm Area 51"

After all the hype and the buildup, "Storm Area 51" is here. People actually showed up. Not only that, but we've got Kyles out there already photobombing live news broadcasts with legendary "Naruto Runs." So, with an event of such amazingly ridiculous proportions, we had to round up some of our favorite tweets from the madness. 

A collection of tweets from the "Storm Area 51" event today.
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News channels and a lot of the general public aren't exactly sure what to make of the Area 51 raid that all started off as a joke Facebook event a few months ago (and inspired these many area 51 memes). It looks like people are actually showing up for the event. Anyway, here's one of the promised Naruto Runners.

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Twitter Reacts To News of Massive Bull Semen Explosion

If the headline wasn't already obvious, a fire at a breeding facility in Australia resulted in an eruption of genetic material as well as a whole bunch of surprised firefighters. Apparently the heat from the fire made the cryogenic cylinders explode, popping the lids off and making the place extra dangerous. Twitter had some words about the news.

Twitter makes jokes about bull semen explosion.
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And the creepiest news anchorman award goes to. "Nice bathing suit." Craig is not staying appropriate. 

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15 Inappropriate News and Magazine Layout Fails

It doesn't get much better than a sweet headline fail. We're happy when someone screws up, but when someone makes an inappropriate design fail in a newspaper or magazine, it just gives it that extra feeling of stupid that we get to savor like a warm bubble bath. For more news related stuff, here are some hot and wild headlines from the land of Florida Man.

Magazine and newspaper layout fails that make the content look inappropriate, sinister and filthy.
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Colin goes ahead and explains that the outbreak of lung disease is apparently not due to people smoking nicotine products, but actually from people vaping contaminants in black market THC oils. 

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"He's got a nose and some hair." The people in Pennsylvania were surely on the intense lookout for this intimidating beast of a suspected thief. 

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Apple's iPhone 11 Design Triggers People's Inner Trypophobia

Apple's iPhone 11 is triggering everyone's inner trypophobia like none other. There's just something extremely unsettling about those little robo-eyes being placed together so closely. It's like they're staring into the depths of your soul, and plotting how they're going to destroy you. All in all, an unnerving design from Apple on their latest iPhone. We can see why people are uneasy. 

People's inner trypophobia gets triggered by Apple's iPhone 11 design.
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This kid is going places. They dressed up as an "influencer apology" video and absolutely freaking nailed it. That and the fact that they include a ton of ads makes this video hilariously accurate. Well done, kid. 

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Bathtub Trays Get Mocked On Twitter For Not Understanding How Women Take Baths

This bathtub tray is getting properly mocked on Twitter for failing to accurately represent how women take baths. I just picture many ruined iPads after seeing these ridiculous ads. 

Bathtub trays get mocked on Twitter for not understanding how women actually take baths.
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Keanu Reeves Is Coming Back For A Fourth Matrix Movie With Carrie-Anne Moss

Big news today for fans of The Matrix or Keanu Reeves or Carrie-Anne Moss. So, basically everyone. Variety reports that "Matrix 4" has the official green light. Lana Wachowski will be writing and directing the film, with Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss picking up where they left off with their roles as Neo and Trinity. 

Twitter is abuzz with excitement and of course, some cynical apprehension about the news regarding the film. People are either all for it, or want nothing to do with another Matrix film. Check out some of the reactions below. 

Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss will return as Neo and Trinity in the 4th installment for "The Matrix" franchise.
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In a recent interview Mia Khalifa tells the world that she only made $12K off her porn career. She claims that she's sharing this information to clarify common misconceptions about her, and in turn the industry. Mia Khalifa definitely surprised people with this news. I mean, $12K. Yikes.