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Robert Gilmartin, a true visionary ahead of his time. Here's a classic news blooper that displays how we personally feel every news broadcast should conclude.

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Mistaken People Who Didn't Get Satire

Whether it's being so upset that they lose their capacity for rationality, actually wanting to believe a joke headline, or just poor reading comprehension, there is an embarrassing number of sorely mistaken people not getting satire out there. Sometimes someone will read an obvious joke and think that they're doing everyone a favor by calling it fake news. It's half funny and half disappointing. We've got people believing in time travel, wrestler cruelty, and everything else.

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SUV Interrupts People's Workouts At Planet Fitness

People working out at a Planet Fitness in South Philly had their workouts cut short, when a driver in a SUV drove through the gym wall. Apparently, authorities are unsure of what caused the accident. Reports indicate that nobody inside the gym at the time was injured. 

Jeep drives into a Planet Fitness and interrupts people's workouts | tweet by BRI @briilm farewell dumb bells pics of exercise machines in ruins and covered in glass shards and a banged up car stopped in the background
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Chinese Residents Get Creative During Coronavirus Lockdown

The coronavirus has left many streets across China empty. It looks like a ghost town out there. There are pictures of vacant subway stations in the middle of the afternoon, and apparently even KFC and Starbucks are closed. Chinese residents are working on maintaining their sanity during lockdown by getting real creative with the indoor activities. Good to see some triumph of the spirit during such a troubling and frightening time. 

Twitter users share the ways that they're staying preoccupied during the Coronavirus outbreak | tweet by manyapan how to survive staying indoors during #coronavirus lockdown according to these very important videos making their rounds on chinese social media: firstly don't be afraid to express your feelings and get in touch with your emotions
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The Adventures of Florida Man

Thanks to some interesting laws that make it way easier to get ahold of arrest records, there are a disproportionate amount of wacky crime stories that come out of Florida. So now we have Florida Man. He's not the hero we necessarily want or need, but he is the hero who we certainly deserve.

Wacky, crazy, wtf headlines about a Florida man | mug shot tweet by SammysGotJokes not saying he's right, but get Florida man kidnaps scientist make his dog immortal
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Netflix Reveals Details For Dozens Of Original Films In 2020

Netflix unveiled what apparently is "just a taste" of their upcoming original movies for 2020. Let's just say that we've got a feast right here. We'd love to see what kind of budget each of these movies was working with. Either way, here's to hoping that these turn out good. 

Netflix releases the details for dozens of upcoming films in 2020 | tweet by NetflixFilm OLD GUARD director Gina Prince-Bythewood, Charlize Theron and Kiki Layne lead covert group immortal mercenaries who must fight keep their team together they discover existence new immortal and their extraordinary abilities are exposed.
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Ridiculous and Disappointing Times Satire Went Over People's Heads

Satire can go over people's heads. Some folks seem to have a really hard time figuring out the difference between real news and obvious, absurd joke news. Sometimes it's funny when someone is ignorant enough to believe millions of people died on Black Friday, but when people refuse to see the jokes or think that it was made to deceive them, it's gets into the territory of "kind of upsetting." 

Stupid and disappointing times people believed satirical joke news | UM WTF HAVE WHOLE ASS BIN FILLED W THESE SHOULD THROW THEM OUT HELP '90s Kids Rejoice Spider Eggs They Used Fill Beanie Babies Are Finally Hatching!
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Apparently "kick me" signs are out and there's a new thing to put on someone's back before they absent-mindedly walk through a live news report.

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Someone is putting cowboy hats on pigeons in Las Vegas. The main three questions are "who" as well as "why" but possibly the biggest mystery is "how do you get a pigeon to wear a cowboy hat?" Hopefully it doesn't hurt them.

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Twitter Users Share Most Memorable Moments From Last Decade

Various Twitter users are sharing what they believe to be the most memorable moments from the past decade. From things like the unbelievably cute and viral sensation that has been "Baby Yoda" to the Chicago Cubs winning a World Series. It's been a hell of a ride. This is the first glimpse we're getting of people looking back at the last decade. But rest assured, we'll have plenty more lists filled with nostalgia coming your way soon.

A collection of Twitter users share what they think are the most memorable moments from the last decade.
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Clearly there's a little bit of a history between these two. 

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News people have a ton of cues and time spent on live TV, so they're routinely guilty of on-air mistakes. In this case, that mistake was the classic "I so pale."

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Described as vinegar-ey but without reportedly containing any vinegar, Leslie Horton's artichoke dip went horribly wrong. She admitted it, but for some reason still brought it in to share. And they still ate it. And they paid for it. Not a good look.

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Funny and Sad Times Satire Went Way Over People's Heads

Either these people didn't want to get the joke and decided these insane headlines were "fake news" or they thought they were completely true and responded in kind. Makes you feel sad about people's inability to differentiate obvious satire from actual news, but it is pretty funny. Mistaken people don't understand satire kind of a lot.

Times people mistakenly believed satire news.
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