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Mr. Broccoli really missed his opportunity to capitalize on having a platform to discuss climate change. Instead we just watch a moron use the platform to roleplay a vegetable. Yikes. 

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Funny and Stupid Times Mistaken People Didn't Understand Satire

With the proper context, satire news websites are incredibly enjoyable sources of entertainment. But if you aren't inclined to get the joke, or just have no idea that what you're reading is supposed to be a joke, you can look pretty damn stupid. There are too many instances of times people didn't understand satire.

Stupid people who believed satire.
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Via Lisa C
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Maybe it's a weather balloon. Maybe it's a sky jellyfish. Maybe it's surprisingly convincing UFO footage. Too bad it's filmed vertically. Come on people! 

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Bits Of Baby Boomer Humor (10 Images)

One of our new favorite subreddits pokes fun at Baby Boomers for all their outdated antics and notorious inability for being able to keep up with these fast changing times. Baby boomers had it coming. 

A collection of baby boomer humor that pokes fun at the generation's stereotypes.
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Via WGN News
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She's definitely not a mind reader, but absolutely a terrible guesser. This must've been a particularly uncomfortable experience to sit through. Straight up savage when the guy asks her how she explains failing miserably. 

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Twitter Reacts To McDonald's Introducing Its First Plant-Based Burger

Twitter users are reacting to the news that McDonald's will be introducing their first plant-based burger called the "PLT." The big catch here that vegans are already pointing out with sizable frustration is that the burgers will still be prepared on the same grill that meat is, which kind of defeats the point. McDonald's goes and tries to do something for the vegans, and they're still mad! 

Twitter users react to McDonald's introducing the plant-based burger called the "PLT."
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Funny and Disappointing Times People Didn't Get Satire

Whether it's just not understanding what proper sources are, poor reading comprehension, or just not wanting to get the joke, some folks out there have a really hard time understanding what satire is. At first, reading these are kinda funny, then after a while it gets sorta sad to see it all.

Times people didn't understand satire and overreacted to fake stories.
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Small Fiery Batch Of Area 51 Memes

With the "Storm Area 51" Facebook event due for tomorrow, we thought it'd be relevant to bring up some of those fiery Area 51 memes to honor the ridiculous occasion. Hard to say whether any Monster-guzzling Kyles will actually show up to this mess. 

A collection of Area 51 memes in honor of the Facebook event tomorrow.
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The Best Tweets From "Storm Area 51"

After all the hype and the buildup, "Storm Area 51" is here. People actually showed up. Not only that, but we've got Kyles out there already photobombing live news broadcasts with legendary "Naruto Runs." So, with an event of such amazingly ridiculous proportions, we had to round up some of our favorite tweets from the madness. 

A collection of tweets from the "Storm Area 51" event today.
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News channels and a lot of the general public aren't exactly sure what to make of the Area 51 raid that all started off as a joke Facebook event a few months ago (and inspired these many area 51 memes). It looks like people are actually showing up for the event. Anyway, here's one of the promised Naruto Runners.

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Twitter Reacts To News of Massive Bull Semen Explosion

If the headline wasn't already obvious, a fire at a breeding facility in Australia resulted in an eruption of genetic material as well as a whole bunch of surprised firefighters. Apparently the heat from the fire made the cryogenic cylinders explode, popping the lids off and making the place extra dangerous. Twitter had some words about the news.

Twitter makes jokes about bull semen explosion.
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Via Fox5NY
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And the creepiest news anchorman award goes to. "Nice bathing suit." Craig is not staying appropriate. 

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15 Inappropriate News and Magazine Layout Fails

It doesn't get much better than a sweet headline fail. We're happy when someone screws up, but when someone makes an inappropriate design fail in a newspaper or magazine, it just gives it that extra feeling of stupid that we get to savor like a warm bubble bath. For more news related stuff, here are some hot and wild headlines from the land of Florida Man.

Magazine and newspaper layout fails that make the content look inappropriate, sinister and filthy.
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Colin goes ahead and explains that the outbreak of lung disease is apparently not due to people smoking nicotine products, but actually from people vaping contaminants in black market THC oils. 

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"He's got a nose and some hair." The people in Pennsylvania were surely on the intense lookout for this intimidating beast of a suspected thief.