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A pilot landing at LAX called air traffic control about a "guy in a jet pack." Probably the most interesting part about this whole thing is that, evidently, if you fly a jet pack within 300 meters of an airplane, they won't really do anything about it?

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That Ron Burgundy never misses a beat. He's just as funny off the script. 

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One doesn't go after Bill Burr unless they are ready for complete and utter destruction. 

Via lifja
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Can't blame the guy for not being able to keep a straight face; the situation was just too ridiculous. 

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This may come as a surprise to some, but apparently everyone wearing white is a very big deal(?) and "the wardrobe girls will be furious downstairs." The host goes as far to make her guest put on a jacket so that it's...better? It all plays out like a scene from Mean Girls.

Via RomainBou
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This fake martial arts master got exposed in one swift move by a news anchor that even tries to help the fool out. Watching the guy trying to stop himself from laughing hysterically is the real gold. 

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Absurd People Who Didn't Understand Satire

You'd think that in this day and age people would be aware that joke news sites exist, or at least have enough sense to look at the source of a headline. But no, your aunt will still seriously respond to an article from "The Not Real News Times" about how sea world has taught its dolphins to drown children who aren't having enough fun. Anyway here are more absurd individuals who didn't get satire.

People who didn't understand satire | NASA THEONION.COM NASA Announces Plans Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun Haha Comment Share all should get nuked r destroying nature like this fuck NASA and fuck whoever supports them 1 35 m Like Reply sir, just ate Onion.
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Via Going4One
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The news reporter really took that condescending BS to a whole new level. 

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Absurd Individuals Who Didn't Get Satire

By now, people should be aware of things like satirical news websites, but for some reason, we still get sadly mistaken people who didn't understand satire. Whether it's because they didn't read the source, got so angry they wanted to believe a joke headline, or are just plain dumb, people will believe the dumbest headlines. These sites have been around for years and mistaken people still don't get satire.

People who didn't understand joke headlines and satirical news | History Metallica FLIGHT 1 S COLLEGE THEHARDTIMES.NET Metallica Sues 8th Grader Over Hand-Drawn Logo on Notebook O Like Comment Share Wow they should be proud an 8th grader liked their music not sue kid. 15m Like Reply
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Seems like he might've practiced saying his name in front of the mirror, many a time. 

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There comes a moment in one's life, when it is their time to shine. This groundhog is shining like a bright star in a dark night sky. Look at that pizza eating technique. The magical carelessness about the whole getup. It's something else. Truly. Philadelphia is lucky. 

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Twitter Thread: Declassified CIA Documents Go Full "Stranger Things"

Stranger Things just went real life. Apparently that character Eleven, off the show "Stranger Things", isn't so far off the reality that these declassified CIA documents illustrate. And that would be a very strange reality, indeed. A reality where people can move things across the room using their mind, as long as they're in possession of a special instrument. Trippy. It's like a remote changing the TV, but you can treat the room around you like it's your living TV, or something. 

Declassified CIA documents appear to show Soviet paranormal experimentation | Emma Best (Mx. Yzptlk NatSecGeek NEW took four years but just got some newly declassified CIIA reports studying Soviet Union's use black magic telepathic mind control and "psychotronic generators devices they said turned people into psychics and let them move objects with their minds FOIA
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