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This really expects all this work to be done for free. And she didn't even want the discount!

4 year olds are brimming with creativity, wonder, and the ability to lie through their little teeth for personal gain.

The real challenge is not letting the kid know they're being funny. Kids can't know that yelling obscenities in a crowded bookstore is hilarious. It'd totally throw off their priorities.

And she pulled this sh*t on the poor little dude's Birthday? Heartless, man. I desperately want to believe that this is not real, but the signs suggest otherwise...

Who thinks this is a reasonable offer?

So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.

Old people are trying their best to catch up to with the times and use Facebook correctly. Progress is not without its speed bumps.

Heather's got a BIG thing coming. We'll make sure to update this list if any sort of sh*t hits the fan. 

These "mom texts" are just confusing enough to actually come across as potentially real. 

Reviewers never seem to tell the whole truth, do they? If you fire some shots on Yelp, be prepared to defend yourself.

This guy even tells her about 8 times that she has the wrong person, but she just doesn't want to believe it. After all this, we hope Brad and Jess got to go to the movies.

The level of entitlement here is absolutely frustrating. And to think she only wants to spend 5 dollars an hour for language tutoring? This lady's got some nerve.

The future is happening fast, and old people around the world are trying to keep up. Whether it's talking in all caps or sending unsolicited kid pics, they are on the rocky road to computer knowledge.

When you spend a lot of time around a small group of people, you start to develop...shall we say, eccentricities?

Moms have it ROUGH. The struggle is painfully real in these posts. Also, TIL Capri Suns make for a great mixer, apparently. 

"No swearing in front of my parents" is pretty common and easy to follow, but these people had some brushes with true obsessive craziness.