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Yeah, you can't take your eyes off the wholesomeness. 5 stars. 5 Stars over and over. Can't bee-lieve how wholesome this is.

Just in case you were wondering how to paint a smile on Mom's face....these are some ideas from Twitter's moms and maybe kids who have managed to secure the smile themselves. 

Kids are little creators of absolute chaos. They walk around and effortlessly stir up a ruckus with unfiltered thoughts, impulsive actions, and generally loud noises. These humorous tweets might appear adorable on the surface level, but there are others in the bunch, to remind you of all the other kind of craziness that kids can bring to rock the peace of your world. 

This is the type of real nightmare that keeps people up at night. With all the twists and turns, and awful misunderstandings and manipulation. Oh man, it just makes you want to scream at your screen.

It's not even the free-ness that makes this infuriating. There is certainly a lot to unpack here. From the incredible entitlement to the rampant pushiness, this mom is a lot to handle.

This person really expects all this work to be done for free. And she didn't even want the discount!

4 year olds are brimming with creativity, wonder, and the ability to lie through their little teeth for personal gain.

The real challenge is not letting the kid know they're being funny. Kids can't know that yelling obscenities in a crowded bookstore is hilarious. It'd totally throw off their priorities.

And she pulled this sh*t on the poor little dude's Birthday? Heartless, man. I desperately want to believe that this is not real, but the signs suggest otherwise...

Who thinks this is a reasonable offer?

So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.

Old people are trying their best to catch up to with the times and use Facebook correctly. Progress is not without its speed bumps.

Heather's got a BIG thing coming. We'll make sure to update this list if any sort of sh*t hits the fan. 

These "mom texts" are just confusing enough to actually come across as potentially real. 

Reviewers never seem to tell the whole truth, do they? If you fire some shots on Yelp, be prepared to defend yourself.

This guy even tells her about 8 times that she has the wrong person, but she just doesn't want to believe it. After all this, we hope Brad and Jess got to go to the movies.