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21 People Tell Their Most Frantic "My Parents Will Kill Me" Moment

Back when we were stupid-ass kids we thought we could pull one over on our parents, but dear god could we not. And that mortifying moment when they figure out you've screwed up hard core... it's like your soul is leaving your body. They shouldn't expect much from us, here are times parents realized their kids were utter morons.

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Dude Accidentally Gets His Mom Crazy High, with Weirdly Uplifting Twist

Getting your conservative mom absolutely zonked out of her gourd on jazz cabbage sounds like the makings of a downright epic fail. And it was, for a while. Then the game changed. For some weed-themed twitter fails, check these out.

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The All Powerful Mom Commandments In 11 Tweets

You better hope you're not guilty of breaking any of these Mom Commandments. Some of these might hit painfully close to home. Especially that saliva-soaked tissue that may have been used to clean your disgusted face. 

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Women's Texting Conversation With Mom Looking To Buy A Car Takes Wonderfully Wholesome Twist

It ain't all irrational, choosing beggars out there, folks! Every now and again, we'll stumble across a couple humans managing to navigate the ins and outs of polite conversation, without giving themselves over to fits of cheap disagreeableness. 

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17 Embarrassed Individuals Share Their Adult Versions Of Calling the Teacher "Mom"

Nobody's perfect. If you haven't done it already, it's pretty likely you're gonna try to open your front door with your car keys or tell your boss you love them. You're not alone. Everyone has those moments where your brain goes on autopilot. Even Tumblr had a discussion about it.

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15 Complete Lies Our Parents Crammed into Our Heads

As you get older, it becomes more and more clear that your parents didn't really know what they were doing. Some lies were rooted in real concerns our parents had for us. Some were just hearsay. And in some cases, they were just trying to make fun of us. Thank God we have Google to undo what our parents did to us. Anyway if these made you have flashbacks, here's some more lies parents told their kids.

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Mom And Her Painting Inspires Artists To Start A Wholesomely Hilarious Movement On Twitter

When this mom and her painting were shared online, under the narrative that she said she didn't think anyone would like it; Twitter users stepped up to provide their encouraging, artwork of their own, that was inspired by her to begin with. All about this painting inception

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19 Mortified People Share the Most Embarrassing Things Their Parents Did to Them

These people got some seriously unwanted attention from their parents at all the wrong times. Spilling secrets, putting them in awkward social situations, you name it. As you get older, your parents will never see you as an adult. You will always be a baby. And that's assuming they like you. Here are some more parents who embarrassed the hell out of their kids.

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Embarrassed Mom Lives To Regret Letting Her Husband Watch Their Curious Baby

You can just feel the cringe running amok in this story of an ill-timed, unplanned discovery. When Mom left her husband at home to look after their baby, childlike curiosity came out to play, and it claimed its prize. And that prize looks a lot like childhood attempts at fan fiction, never intended for her husband's eyes, and baby's ears! Check out more cringe-packed stories from people looking back on their wild teenage years, over here.

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Mom's Crazy Unreasonable List Of Demands For Babysitter Gets Internet Fired Up

She needs to seriously reassess her babysitter expectations if she ever wants to NOT have to look after her kid all the time. 

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Mom's Bee Costume Is the Most Wholesome Amazon Review of All Time

Yeah, you can't take your eyes off the wholesomeness. 5 stars. 5 Stars over and over. Can't bee-lieve how wholesome this is.

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16 Twitter Users Share How To Make Mom Happy In 3 Words

Just in case you were wondering how to paint a smile on Mom's face....these are some ideas from Twitter's moms and maybe kids who have managed to secure the smile themselves. 

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18 Humorous Tweets About Kids Being Adorable Yet Stress-Inducing Cretins

Kids are little creators of absolute chaos. They walk around and effortlessly stir up a ruckus with unfiltered thoughts, impulsive actions, and generally loud noises. These humorous tweets might appear adorable on the surface level, but there are others in the bunch, to remind you of all the other kind of craziness that kids can bring to rock the peace of your world. 

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Mom's Story of Psycho Baby Thief Is Gripping Emotional Rollercoaster

This is the type of real nightmare that keeps people up at night. With all the twists and turns, and awful misunderstandings and manipulation. Oh man, it just makes you want to scream at your screen.

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Insane Entitled Mom Demands Woman Teach Her Son to Swim for Free

It's not even the free-ness that makes this infuriating. There is certainly a lot to unpack here. From the incredible entitlement to the rampant pushiness, this mom is a lot to handle.

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