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Who thinks this is a reasonable offer?

So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.

Old people are trying their best to catch up to with the times and use Facebook correctly. Progress is not without its speed bumps.

Heather's got a BIG thing coming. We'll make sure to update this list if any sort of sh*t hits the fan. 

These "mom texts" are just confusing enough to actually come across as potentially real. 

Reviewers never seem to tell the whole truth, do they? If you fire some shots on Yelp, be prepared to defend yourself.

This guy even tells her about 8 times that she has the wrong person, but she just doesn't want to believe it. After all this, we hope Brad and Jess got to go to the movies.

The level of entitlement here is absolutely frustrating. And to think she only wants to spend 5 dollars an hour for language tutoring? This lady's got some nerve.