mom

This is the type of real nightmare that keeps people up at night. With all the twists and turns, and awful misunderstandings and manipulation. Oh man, it just makes you want to scream at your screen.

It's not even the free-ness that makes this infuriating. There is certainly a lot to unpack here. From the incredible entitlement to the rampant pushiness, this mom is a lot to handle.

This really expects all this work to be done for free. And she didn't even want the discount!

4 year olds are brimming with creativity, wonder, and the ability to lie through their little teeth for personal gain.

Yeah, you can't take your eyes off the wholesomeness. 5 stars. 5 Stars over and over. Can't bee-lieve how wholesome this is.

She needs to seriously reassess her babysitter expectations if she ever wants to NOT have to look after her kid all the time. 

The real challenge is not letting the kid know they're being funny. Kids can't know that yelling obscenities in a crowded bookstore is hilarious. It'd totally throw off their priorities.

And she pulled this sh*t on the poor little dude's Birthday? Heartless, man. I desperately want to believe that this is not real, but the signs suggest otherwise...