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Mom Tells Nanny Not To Parent Her Kids, Regrets It

Working in a stressful environment is bad enough. But when a client comes and and says that you shouldn't even try to take control of the situation? That's when it's about time to truly throw the reigns off and let them know what they've just asked you to do. Here are more times people said "I don't get paid enough for this."

mom doesn't want nanny parenting kids, so nanny lets them destroy the place | Posted by u/RoseGoldFiend Don't try parent my children! oC S nanny small agency and love my job so much. Except dont yesterday took care 4 year old girl 2 year old boy, and 5 month old boy there yesterday and know kids at this age have enough energy make world stop spinning and they tend not listen but damn these kids were TERRIBLE. No control themselves at all. There paint on my
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Person Explains "I do not know" Tattoo to Mom

Anyone might have their personal reasons for getting a tattoo that says "I do not know" in Chinese characters, but if anything it's definitely committing to the bit. At least they know what it says. People have witnessed some extremely bad tattoo translations as well as tattoo choices that had people asking questions. There are worse tattoos to get.

Conversation with mom about tattoo that says "i don't know" | kick ass My new tattoo did get Today Why isn't covered They need breath. Only cover first couple hours Oh Make sure keep clean Its nice Thanks lady W did mean don't know Really Yeah Why didn't ask meant don't know kidding right No
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Mom Freaks Out When Stolen Candy Isn't Vegan

The feared "candy tax" is well known among many circles, but it's usually just localized to one's own family. This mom overtaxed her non-direct subjects and felt the swift lash of unwanted gelatin. Honestly it seems like the kind of thing any self-respecting vegan would know about. But this lady is a candy baron. For another one, here's a heartbroken vegan having to learn that mayo isn't vegan.

Candy stealing mom vegan story | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/MySuperSecretAccnt AITA not telling vegan mom candy she stole my kids and eating, wasn't vegan? This happened on Halloween and day following. My neighbor, 38F (super vegan) has 2 kids 26F) also have 2 kids. My apartment complex didn't do traditional tick or treating on Halloween. Residents were advised set out prepackaged individual candy bags on their patios/front door areas if they wanted participate
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Sayings People Realized Were Unique to Their Families

Most every family has a general repertoire of stock sayings and inside jokes that they use in all instances of the day. Some sayings are much rarer than others. For some drama among families, here's a family who thought they lost the cat, but the cat showed them otherwise. And here's a kid who pulled the nuclear option on his dad in monopoly.

funny unique family sayings | slothbarns7 More Growing up with an Asian mom working on perfecting her English, she would often say "Aw is suck" instead know sucks Didn't take long us catch on and correct her but so funny just kinda stuck so something is shitty now instinctively say my head "well is suck"
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Mom's Baby Name Choice Gets Called Out

There's nothing wrong with finding ways to share your appreciation for Game of Thrones. Even if the last season and that finale was some whole other kind of mess, but leave the newborn baby out of the process. Or, or if you're going to name your newborn after a character from the show, at least spell their name right. The name that this new mom settled on sounds like it'd manifest in nothing short of a waking nightmare for the kid every time they went to introduce themselves. 

Woman's baby name choice gets called out by her roommate for being completely ridiculous | AITA telling my roommate name she chose her baby is 'ridiculously stupid Not hole My roommate (24f) is big Game Thrones fan. She's pregnant with her first child right now. She decided name her baby Arya she asked my opinion this name said good name with good meaning (Arya means noble Sanskrit but lot people have named their kids Arya/Khaleesi/Sansa because popularity GoT and might be little too common
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Entitled Mom Gets Rejected, Makes Threats

Oh man, this especially entitled mom decided she'd go ahead and spew out all kinds of nonsense after being rightfully rejected. Yes, in this world people actually expect fair compensation for their services. On top of that, after being rejected the mom threatens to tell on the tutor for being unfriendly. 

An entitled mom makes threats at tutor after being rejected | Hi Anna this is contacting about French lessons my daughter. sister 5:23 PM Hi! 5:23 PM hope having good weekend. My daughter is excited start learning preparation our vacation Paris next summer. Can tell rate?
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Mom Discovers Dinosaur Toys, Assumes They're Bad News

This kid was clearly just appreciating how dang cool those grow-your-dinosaur toys are. I mean, who wouldn't want to grow a dinosaur if they had the chance. 

Mom assumes that grow-your-dinosaur toys are actually a substance of some kind | mom Details Can put black calculator mailbox please Mj needs her SAT Sure, is room?
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Mom Gets Tricked Into Praising Kid's Cooking

What's really messed up about this petty revenge is the fact that mom's support literally had to be tricked out of her. That's no good. She should've been giving her kid the morale boost from the get go. Either way, was definitely satisfying to see mom get tricked. 

Mom gets tricked into praising her kid's cooking skills | r/pettyrevenge u/ThrowRA-Barber Tricked my mom into finally admitting my cooking good been enrolled cooking school over year and my mom, she's never been supportive. Because dropped out nursing program get into cooking school. She's always making snide comments about should've been nurse or lawyer, or only ever be subservient housewife with this, and do make something, she always crizicizes Like she's Gordon Ramsay or something
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Entitled Mom Demands Art for Cheap, Doesn't Get It

Sometimes entitled people have a hard time understanding that other people's time is valuable, or that they like to be paid for their work. In this case it was an entitled mom who thought she could get a wall painted for free just because this person did the same thing for a closer person. For another one, here's an entitled mom who lost it over some free seashells.

Entitled mom wants wall painted for free and doesn't get it | would cost about £65 just on travel cost alone £100 is my time Il do £65 And 's be being nice should be more than enough just paint some flowers on wall
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Entitled Mom Demands to Speak to Elevator Tech's Supervisor, It's Him

If there's one person to not rush or piss off, it's anyone who's repairing an elevator. In this case he leveraged the situation in order to make the whole thing even more frustrating. For some reason some folks don't get that sometimes elevators need to be safely repaired, like this time an elevator technician took revenge on an entitled woman.

Repairman tricks entitled mom | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Longshot79 11 hours ago EK gets us "suspended week oc M Ok work on elevators, and at this time an apprentice working on service jobs with mechanic call him "Rick Now Rick really nice guy got along really well, but he had bit short fuse. Thrown tools were fairly normal if he got frustrated. Anyways were working on an elevator with machinery basement, and some only accessible elevator pit took all steps normally would, put signs on
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Guy Adds Tinder Girl On Snapchat, Lives To Regret It

Those location services will get you. This guy certainly learned an unfortunate life lesson. All in all, this is actually terrifying. Glad that his mom was around to handle the situation. 

Guy lives to regret adding a girl from Tinder on Snapchat | r/tifu Join u/Fazza3107 •6d TIFU By adding girl Tinder on Snapchat. M starters this happened about week ago, lockdown has been very boring many so 18M my ultimate world wisdom decided give good ol' Tinder try an average morning and got match with let's call her Sandra. By about 2pm had been talking back and forth before she ultimately asks my Snapchat which albeit stupidly, complied. Time
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Wholesome and Chaotic "Don't Tell Your Mother" Moments

Whether it's getting to see a movie with swears, doing some super risky crap and almost getting hurt, or general moments of sworn secrecy, there are moments when a father is inclined to say " don't tell your mother." Almost everyone has a moment they can remember their dad letting them do something their mom wouldn't approve of and being like "alright be cool." To keep it going with the dad theme, here are some tweets and memes to keep dads going.

Stories of when a dad told someone "don't tell your mother." | checkoutmyaasb 19.9k points 17 hours ago Dad and used rent movie each week mum had dinner with friends. Usually things like star trek or action films. One day about 11) he came home with Blade got about 10 minutes and he turns and said "don't tell mother about this, let's just say forgot get this week course agree. Fast forward 7ish years, dad blithely drops at dinner table fact watched blade about 11. Silly dad thought there some ki
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Judge Judy actually goes off on a well articulated rant about the need for dads to be treated fairly. Mom really messed up when she tried telling a judge, "that's not what I've been told." 

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Funny Times Moms Went Full Mom Mode

Nothing like a witty mom who calls out their kid's nonsense with perfect timing to lighten the mood. There's that or there's the mom who has no problem oversharing that the hardest part about being her age is holding a fart in during yoga. 

A collection of funny times that moms made silly jokes | Mads @its_maddie_byee Mom many years apart are they Sam Sara is 14 and my brother is 26" Mom:"oh so nine years" Sam no think 's 12" Mom:"yeah didn't really listen MomQuotes
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Mom's Facebook Post Advocates For Video Games

A solid post proving that video games aren't all bad. In fact, one might argue that video games combined with the quality of parenting, determine how the kid ends up acting. 

Mom's Facebook post advocates for video games. | Tiffany Pitts 3 May at 11:12• O An Argument Favor Video Games Quarantined Mother #Quaranteens #WTFparenting My 15 yo son has spent every second his free time during this pandemic hanging out online, playing video games with his friends. He started by ranking up elite tiers Apex Legends.
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Mom Mishears Daughter's Phone Call, Assumes She's Pregnant

Now this is just our kind of funny misunderstanding. Mom overhears her daughter on the phone, pieces together what she heard, leaps to a big assumption, and bam, assumes daughter is pregnant. Naturally, the resulting picture was absurd and totally avoidable. Good stuff. 

Mom overhears her daughter on the phone, and thinks that she's pregnant | r/tifu JOIN u/inquisitivemind79 16h TIFU by talking loudly on my phone and convincing my mom pregnant on phone with friend today talking about another friends pregnancy and conversation went something like this so my friend is having an ultrasound tomorrow Them s exciting far along is baby? This is apparently my mom ended up being able hear talking oh just 7 or 8 weeks not too far along
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