mistake

Ready to garble your way through a buffet bar of word salad?

You need a doctorate in jack-assery to make expert mistakes like these.

You might find that you yourself believed some of these dumb things for a while, or even to this day. But hopefully not the bear one. The bear one is just plain dumb.

Here's a quick reminder that given the circumstances, your day is probably going alright.

So I guess our lesson today is don't drink too much at work, steal too much from work, or try sell the secret recipe to Coca-Cola to your enemies.

Some serious high stakes situations going on here. You can feel the adrenaline surging through these panicked stories. 

It's like calling the teacher "Mom" all over again.

How hard is it to discern between a news source and a humor website? Did these people leave their thinking caps at the door? That said, boy does it make you feel smart to be in on the joke when someone else is scratching their head.