mistake

So I guess our lesson today is don't drink too much at work, steal too much from work, or try sell the secret recipe to Coca-Cola to your enemies.

Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to make a good point. Sometimes you're just trying to make a good shirt. For one reason or another, not all of these will succeed.

Some days you just get unlucky. Okay, sometimes it's kind of your fault, but that doesn't make it nicer.

With every new job, experience and connection comes amazing potential for colossal screw ups. It's almost as if there's a contest to see who can waste the most money and inconvenience the most people.

Even after reading the absolutely insane headlines, these people didn't do a quick google search to find out if the Onion was a real newspaper. Imagine how confused you'd be if you just walked around thinking all of this was true?

It's all fun and games until the seagulls notice you have fries. Then you're lucky just to get outta there. Here are a bunch of instances that'll make you realize your day is probably going pretty smoothly.

If these people had taken just an extra moment to think about what they were going to say, we wouldn't have all these wonderfully cringey stories.

This guy even tells her about 8 times that she has the wrong person, but she just doesn't want to believe it. After all this, we hope Brad and Jess got to go to the movies.

Noah fence, but these people need to take a lessen in grandma.  Like, seriously, how hard is it to make missed steaks like these?

The universe really has a talent for screwing people over. Things you wouldn't even think possible can instantly become a 600 dollar car payment. Here's some folks who are probably having a worse day than you.

Failure is the spice of life. Where would we be without laziness and poor proofreading? Enjoy these fruits of someone else's nincompoopery.

Old people are adapting to technology. Slowly. And while you can't really blame them for trying, we're witness to a mountain of social hiccups out there in the internets.

Printing out facebook posts! Oversharing! Making catastrophic social faux pas! These are are just some of the joys of watching old people slowly get used to technology

Satire isn't for everyone. Here are some folks who chose not to see the humor in The Onion.

Yeah, big words are hard to spell. No one's faulting you for getting one letter wrong. But these ones... these ones are different. God damn.