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Sadly, you can reliably trust that the internet will vomit up harmful pseudoscience all over the place. Thankfully, some people out there who actually know what they're talking about are willing to explain the facts as understood by the real experts.

Hey, you know what's not cool? Brining fish in for lunch, cooking it in the microwave, and it exploding. That's not cool. Someone's got to clean that up, right, Tyler? It's not like that leftover Chilean sea bass is going to scrape itself off the walls of the microwave, Tyler.

God.

I'm not the only one who's pissed at Goddamn Tyler this week. Everyone on Twitter has had it up here with the state of the office microwave, and it ends today. 

Kellyanne Conway, the architect behind the Bowling Green Massacre and the recent boost in Ivanka Trump profits, has done it again. 

During an interview, Kellyanne said that in addition to the possibility of being spied on by your television and phone, camera in your microwave might also be watching you. 

Q: Do you know if Trump Tower was wiretapped?

Kellyanne: There was an article this week—you can be spied on via a camera in your microwave pic.twitter.com/rObFkIrLGG

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) March 13, 2017

Talk about a Pop Secret. 

So now everyone on Twitter has been looking at their microwave a little differently because their microwave might be looking at them.