The answer to your burning question: "How easy is it to fake a restaurant and sell microwavable meals over a food delivery app?" Well it takes some paperwork and clever photography, but apparently, it can be done.
Hey, you know what's not cool? Brining fish in for lunch, cooking it in the microwave, and it exploding. That's not cool. Someone's got to clean that up, right, Tyler? It's not like that leftover Chilean sea bass is going to scrape itself off the walls of the microwave, Tyler.
God.
I'm not the only one who's pissed at Goddamn Tyler this week. Everyone on Twitter has had it up here with the state of the office microwave, and it ends today.
Kellyanne Conway, the architect behind the Bowling Green Massacre and the recent boost in Ivanka Trump profits, has done it again.
During an interview, Kellyanne said that in addition to the possibility of being spied on by your television and phone, camera in your microwave might also be watching you.
Q: Do you know if Trump Tower was wiretapped?
— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) March 13, 2017
Kellyanne: There was an article this week—you can be spied on via a camera in your microwave pic.twitter.com/rObFkIrLGG
Talk about a Pop Secret.
So now everyone on Twitter has been looking at their microwave a little differently because their microwave might be looking at them.
I suppose someone was too busy to clean it themselves.
No seriously, that ain't safe. Use another strap.
Please.
