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A Squishy Sensation

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At Least One Hand Was Free

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Dating Fails: It's For Uh... Moisturizing. Right.

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The Teenage Male's Guide To Feng Shui

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Or, Zen and the Art of Ma- ...ugh, never mind.

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Getting Paid to Jack It

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If you're getting paid by the hour and you go into the bathroom to pleasure yourself, does that make you a prostitute?

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What's the lady version of getting blue-balled? Getting red-vajayed? Wait, that's something else.

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I'll Give You A Penis-Fart-Punch In Your Face!!!

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Should Have Stopped at Kung Po

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Masturbation doesn't count as creativity. Sorry!

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It's tough being ambidextrous.

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But What's the Difference?

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In Your Face

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What I'm saying is that I technically ejaculated onto your face.

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