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Ellie's Dad Knows that's Sort of a One-Way Street

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The Girlfriend Who Thinks of Everything

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When you're going away from home for a while, you need to make sure that while you're gone your cats are fed, your mail's taken in, and your boyfriend is pleasured.

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