masturbation

The laptop screen must be playing reruns of Golden Girls. That must be it.

Better question: Who would want to?

Unfortunately, no man has ever lasted long enough to prove this theory true.

May is National Masturbation Month! How are YOU celebrating?

It's extra fun if you imagine their mustaches are actually frowny faces. Ringo becomes the only one who's okay with it.

At least your somebody's reason for something mildly positive?