masturbation

This is so embarrassing, but something about the way these two guys handle it make me think this might have happened before. 

This security footage shows a dude walking into a store, and dropping trou in front of the PS4 display. Moments later an employee shows up to kick him out, but not before he starts working his, uh, joystick.

I think it's safe to say this guy is a Sony fanboy.

Just enjoy yourself.